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"Oh no! Why would you do that? You have not explored the heavens of swinging yet... " I haven't explored it yet but finding it so hard to accomplish | |||
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"2 weeks? No staying power, some people.....
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"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up "It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received | |||
"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up "Hear Hear | |||
"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?! Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet." Even the very very best of us are two a penny....  | |||
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"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?! Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet. Even the very very best of us are two a penny.... "Penny does enjoy a 3some! | |||
"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up
It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received "Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that? Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts! You get out what you put in | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox "I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more | |||
"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities... "And wots the dark side ? | |||
"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up
It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received
Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?
Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!
You get out what you put in "My messeges are always polite | |||
"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?! Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet. Even the very very best of us are two a penny....
Penny does enjoy a 3some!"And who might penny be haha | |||
"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?! Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet. Even the very very best of us are two a penny....
Penny does enjoy a 3some!"See you on Sunday.... Tomorrow I'll be up the crack of Dawn... | |||
"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...
And wots the dark side ?"The Force. It surrounds us and binds the universe together. | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " Byeeeee
From a faker | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more "Soxy, you've scored! | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored! "YAY Go Soxy ! Go Soxy ! Go Soxy !  | |||
"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?! Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet. Even the very very best of us are two a penny....
Penny does enjoy a 3some!
See you on Sunday....
Tomorrow I'll be up the crack of Dawn..."That's what Kenny Henry used to say! | |||
"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up
It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received
Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?
Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!
You get out what you put in
My messeges are always polite"But are they interesting? There is a big difference....  | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored! "This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair! | |||
"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...
And wots the dark side ?
The Force. It surrounds us and binds the universe together. "And Soxy's got loads of it.....
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"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up
It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received
Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?
Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!
You get out what you put in
My messeges are always polite
But are they interesting? There is a big difference.... "Yes interesting and personal to who I'm messaging | |||
"Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess" View, you have such a way with words, love it xx | |||
"Mate, two weeks is nothing at all. Did you seriously expecting every single lady and couple to come knocking on your door?! Single guys are ten a penny round here. It can take ages to get a first meet. Even the very very best of us are two a penny....
Penny does enjoy a 3some!
See you on Sunday....
Tomorrow I'll be up the crack of Dawn...
That's what Kenny Henry used to say!""Lenny"....I hate autocarrot | |||
"Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess View, you have such a way with words, love it xx " | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!"Have u dropped lucky then with soxy lol, u must get a lot of luck everywhere else though | |||
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"Wetherspoons will be great on Xmas nights out... dripping with fanny I guess" specially on curry nights - result I'd say.....
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"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities...
And wots the dark side ?
The Force. It surrounds us and binds the universe together.
And Soxy's got loads of it.....
"Ah yes....as you just saw....it works a treat! | |||
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"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up
It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received
Maybe it is all to do with what you are sending, did you think about that?
Plus there are a few that will not play with attached men, same as there are some who will, it's all swings and roundabouts!
You get out what you put in
My messeges are always polite
But are they interesting? There is a big difference....
Yes interesting and personal to who I'm messaging "Well, if they are getting no response, you must be doing something wrong is all I can say! I don't respond to 'Hi how are you' or the usual 'nice pics' messages as they don't warrant my time as no effort was put into them  | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!"Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well | |||
"more for me. bye" Heck.... more competition to cope with! | |||
"more for me. byeHeck.... more competition to cope with! "you cannot handle me. fancy to try? | |||
"Turn to the dark side, my young apprentice. You'll double your opportunities... " | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well "Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-) | |||
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"more for me. byeHeck.... more competition to cope with!
you cannot handle me.
fancy to try?"Can't I? | |||
"Sexylicious: have you tried including in every message a star wars reference? For example: "I like your profile, I'd really like the opportunity, given a chance, if we meet and have a coffee and go back to my place, with candle light and champagne and soft sensual music, to jabba your hutt"" Well, looks like his light sabre pic ain't doing the trick.....
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"more for me. byeHeck.... more competition to cope with!
you cannot handle me.
fancy to try?Can't I?"*looks at Aphrodite* (lightsabre extends)..... | |||
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" I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)"I couldn't possibly divulge the trade secrets, if I did, there would be no look at me threads to reply to | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)"Oh no,.you cant leave, we havent........ Yet  | |||
"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! "I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!) | |||
" I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)
I couldn't possibly divulge the trade secrets, if I did, there would be no look at me threads to reply to "You mean you ll leave me to find out for myself? Hell I am going to have to stay for another 50 years...;-) | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " If you really feel you need total strangers who will never meet you tell or beg you to stay then please close the door on your way out. | |||
"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)
Oh no,.you cant leave, we havent........ Yet "Oooooops good point, Batman | |||
"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!) "Owwwwuch!!!
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"Awwww don't go.....we'll miss you! Ok thats my best shot! But if you do go.... "all the very best for the festive period and good luck in 2013" Sox
I don't want to leave so soon but it's so hard, maybe we cud chat some more
Soxy, you've scored!
This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)
Oh no,.you cant leave, we havent........ Yet Oooooops good point, Batman "Mwah xx | |||
"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)
Owwwwuch!!!
"Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-) | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " No I won't. It's what you make it. We all get peeded off, but that's how it is. | |||
"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)
Owwwwuch!!!
Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)"Is it worse than waxing strips?? | |||
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"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)
Owwwwuch!!!
Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)
Is it worse than waxing strips??
"Well... where do I start...;-) | |||
"i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks " Are you joking? With the star wars saga on blu-ray? I really don't get some people.... | |||
" This is sooooo unfair! Now I have tried with Soxy... to get somewhere, you know what I mean... for ages... weeks, months and years... and ? Not successful! Along comes a young whipper snapper ... and bingo!!! Life aint fair!
Well Aphrodite, what do I say to that? You must be doing something wrong as well Think I am... can you give me some advice as I might considering leaving, too....;-)
I couldn't possibly divulge the trade secrets, if I did, there would be no look at me threads to reply to You mean you ll leave me to find out for myself? Hell I am going to have to stay for another 50 years...;-)"We could tag team!!! Double out chances? Hell, doesn't matter about geography | |||
"i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks Are you joking? With the star wars saga on blu-ray? I really don't get some people.... " | |||
"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)
Owwwwuch!!!
Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)
Is it worse than waxing strips??
Well... where do I start...;-)"Double OWWWWWUCH!!!
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"Your all so cruel..... you know fine well Bussy and View called dibs on all new-blood..... As for you Affro,,,I told you... I'm not allowing anyone to wrap my private area in Duct tape .....sheeeeezzzzz how many times do I have to say it!!! I was not going to use Duct tape... where I come from we prefer the more permanent stuff (KIDDING!!!!!)
Owwwwuch!!!
Fancy a guinea pig? I mean being one?;-)
Is it worse than waxing strips??
Well... where do I start...;-)
Double OWWWWWUCH!!!
"Did I forget to mention the perineum? | |||
"i love this place - havent seen any tv for weeks Are you joking? With the star wars saga on blu-ray? I really don't get some people....
"Of course, when one is 'pounding' away to the Emperors March theme (..dur dur dur Dur de Dur...) one can combine both sex AND star wars and if the OP is thinking of leaving like Luke left his home planet of Tatooine, then he should reconsider by including blatant references to star wars films in his opening messages. No point in saving them for later on, get on in there!!! | |||
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"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real. | |||
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"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real. "Pure class | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " No | |||
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"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.
Pure class "just like your hat, thanks superramfan. | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.
Pure class "Typical!
Yet another overseas call centre!
Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!! | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " no...Bye | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.
Pure class
Typical!
Yet another overseas call centre!
Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!! "
i know what your saying,but i needed something that discouraged the chics,and i find there's nothing more discouraging,than an indian call centre.  | |||
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"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.
Pure class
Typical!
Yet another overseas call centre!
Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!!
i know what your saying,but i needed something that discouraged the chics,and i find there's nothing more discouraging,than an indian call centre. "Not for Indian chicks it isn't...
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"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " See ya | |||
"threadful of harsh" Just trying to keep standards up..
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"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise chris,within 2 weeks of joining fab with my single guys profile,i couldn't get the birds off my knob,sucking,fucking,fucking,and sucking. in fact,at one point the activity down there,got so frenzied,i had to fit traffic lights,just so the babes knew when it was their turn. my mail box was so full,i had to employ a full time secretary,and open a call centre in india. in the end,i had to leave,the internet just couldn't cope. that was 2 years ago,and next week i'm going into hospital,to have the last 6 hot chics surgically removed from my knob. now you come on here,with whimsical tales,of a single guy,who's been a member for two weeks,and the lack of activity,not even one orgy to speak of. it's just to far fetched mate,try to keep it real.
Pure class
Typical!
Yet another overseas call centre!
Why didn't you just employ some of the single guys on here? Seems there's plenty with nowt else to do!!
i know what your saying,but i needed something that discouraged the chics,and i find there's nothing more discouraging,than an indian call centre.
Not for Indian chicks it isn't...
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i opened a scottish call centre for the indian chics. | |||
"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up "Bloody hell, that is a real site! I a sure it is a wind up though, especially the testimonials. | |||
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"Yet another male that thinks this is instashag.com! 2 weeks in and already complaining about no meets, I give up
It's not the lack of meets its the minimal messages replayed to or received "what do you expect with a profile like that? no pics either! try visiting your local social night! | |||
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"Another one who walked straight into a forum trap goodbye ha ha ha ha ( the haha's were in the voice of the count of sesame street by the way) watch the trap door doesnt hit you on the way out "In that case it should be Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! | |||
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"Another one who walked straight into a forum trap goodbye ha ha ha ha ( the haha's were in the voice of the count of sesame street by the way) watch the trap door doesnt hit you on the way out
In that case it should be Muh Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! "yes it should | |||
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"Pursasive lot, 2 days and he's still here "What if we all left and left him on his own? | |||
"I'm considering leaving this site can anyone persuade me otherwise " You are looking for FF Couples only.. Rather limiting your chances don't you think? | |||
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