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Thread Killer 2: The Second Cumming.
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Yes indeed good folks; It's time once again to engage in the eternal battle of the ages, namely for the honour and grand title of, Thread Killer Supreme!
You know what to do here, right? If you've never undertaken this challenge before, simply go to 'Forum' and then at the top, 'Recent Threads You Posted To' and scroll down the list of threads you've contributed on.
(alternatively, if you're feeling either too bloody lazy or else haughtily rebellious against my instructions, you can click on the little green arrow next to your name on any thread you've posted on)
Notice from said list that your name is the last one to have made a comment? Congratulations! - You killed that thread, you fucker you! 
But wait! - For as this is a sequel, I've decided to throw in a new rule (a bit like Thread Killing VAR or some such bollocks).......Double points!
Yes! And to claim them:
If you have killed a thread that you YOURSELF started, you get not just one but TWO points. Fucking awesome right?!
Last time it was the mighty General Kenobi who proved to be triumphant and who subsequently held aloft the prestigious crown. Can his reign of thread killing tyranny be stopped?! Can his grand title be usurped?
Over to you good folks! Give us your scores and let battle commence!  |
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"How meny point do we get if we kill the tread killer thread this could get interesting and brake in to a mass 300 post war "
Ah ha! Now that’s a great point!
I think a full score of ten should be awarded for the eventual murderer of this thread. (I may be back in with a chance of victory too!)  |
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"How meny point do we get if we kill the tread killer thread this could get interesting and brake in to a mass 300 post war
Ah ha! Now that’s a great point!
I think a full score of ten should be awarded for the eventual murderer of this thread. (I may be back in with a chance of victory too!) "
Ha ha I think I will win it I have a ace up my sleeve |
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Back up to 8!! It's a varying range of subjects and thread length.
Just comes to a full stop once I write about anything. Should u be concerned lol  mb stop saying lol be a start |
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Yayyyyy!!!
My old skills are finally returning.
4!!
OK- 2 of them are technically only half an hour killed, and none of them are my own threads for the extra points.
But I feel all Christmassy and warm and fluffy - I've murdered at least 2!!
Go me 💙🥰. |
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"I don't start threads, and at the moment I've only managed to kill two.
To quote Matthew McConaughey "those are rookie numbers in this racket".
Must try harder."
I had 9 once. 9! I was so proud 💙💙 |
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"Just the one for me, I could be cheeky and go for another bonus two but that would be against the spirit of the game "
A year or so ago a group of us could regularly get 6 or more - I have no idea why, but anything 2 or above is a strong result currently. Oh, and do it by all means |
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"I don't start threads, and at the moment I've only managed to kill two.
To quote Matthew McConaughey "those are rookie numbers in this racket".
Must try harder.
I had 9 once. 9! I was so proud 💙💙"
That's a fantastic record to hold. Where's Norris McWhirter when you need him? |
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It's early in the morning, so there are two threads with me as the last poster - but they were both in the last three minutes (this will be the third).
Unfortunately, pretty sure I am not killing any of them! |
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"Shit - 14
Am I really so dreary  "
I checked your green arrow and made it 8 (it counts to the last 35 threads).
I've got to say - 8 is a phenomenal achievement even if 14 isn't quite right??
8 must surely make you The Champion 🏆.
I'm humbled.
Respect 🤗💙. |
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"It's early in the morning, so there are two threads with me as the last poster - but they were both in the last three minutes (this will be the third).
Unfortunately, pretty sure I am not killing any of them!"
Try harder  |
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"Shit - 14
Am I really so dreary
I checked your green arrow and made it 8 (it counts to the last 35 threads).
I've got to say - 8 is a phenomenal achievement even if 14 isn't quite right??
8 must surely make you The Champion 🏆.
I'm humbled.
Respect 🤗💙."
Oooo hsng on, need to go back in, I might have clocked up on the 2 pointers I reckon |
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"Shit - 14
Am I really so dreary
I checked your green arrow and made it 8 (it counts to the last 35 threads).
I've got to say - 8 is a phenomenal achievement even if 14 isn't quite right??
8 must surely make you The Champion 🏆.
I'm humbled.
Respect 🤗💙.
Oooo hsng on, need to go back in, I might have clocked up on the 2 pointers I reckon "
Definitely 8.
Tempting to add a post after each of yours  |
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Threadkiller threads are just waaaayyyy to addictive .
I'm only on 3, but all 3 of them are my own - creator and killer  .
Do I get a special prize for a hat-trick of birthing and deathing?
Phoenix Threadkiller...Twisted Phoenix Threadkiller... |
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Only two for me. But I think I’m at a distinct disadvantage (along with a good few others) - as someone who posts on lots of threads, my last 35 are always those on which people are still posting. If I could go back another 35 I bet my numbers would rocket. |
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"Threadkiller threads are just waaaayyyy to addictive .
I'm only on 3, but all 3 of them are my own - creator and killer .
Do I get a special prize for a hat-trick of birthing and deathing?
Phoenix Threadkiller...Twisted Phoenix Threadkiller..."
Bonus points if you get the 175th? |
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"Threadkiller threads are just waaaayyyy to addictive .
I'm only on 3, but all 3 of them are my own - creator and killer .
Do I get a special prize for a hat-trick of birthing and deathing?
Phoenix Threadkiller...Twisted Phoenix Threadkiller...
Bonus points if you get the 175th?"
If you really want to ensure you’re the last poster, open up a reply in a separate tab but don’t post it. Carry on fabbing for a few hours then post your reply. Even though the thread is closed it’ll register as 176th. I’ve seen them go into the 180s. |
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If you really want to ensure you’re the last poster, open up a reply in a separate tab but don’t post it. Carry on fabbing for a few hours then post your reply. Even though the thread is closed it’ll register as 176th. I’ve seen them go into the 180s."
I am not worthy!!! This is a different league! 😲 |
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If you really want to ensure you’re the last poster, open up a reply in a separate tab but don’t post it. Carry on fabbing for a few hours then post your reply. Even though the thread is closed it’ll register as 176th. I’ve seen them go into the 180s.
I am not worthy!!! This is a different league! 😲"
KinkyCouple and Willy have almost perfected this art .
None of mine are 175+. |
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Current form is good; Six killed, two of which my own, two others @176 AND I've just lost one off the bottom of my 35 which was my own post; ZERO comments (That's gotta be some sort of bonus points, despite being soul-destroying!🤣) |
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Sensual - I've been off here since Friday. That normally lets a couple of absolute "jeez.....I'm not going anywhere near that guy's last comment" kills to really hit home.
But only two for me - neither of which is my own thread.
I'm yesterday's man, clearly, like you are as well 🤷🏻♂️.
Dai seems to be nailing it though - he's terrifying everyone into the woods . |
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"I have 10 at the minute ,YES
Not that I'm competitive in any way, but at three in the morning, 10 is easily achieved!
At five (while this one sits here like this).lol "
Dai's definitely that guy you want to keep chained to the PlayStation in the shed at the bottom of the garden, rather than mingling with your mates at the dinner party right now - he's slaughtering conversation like no one .
Respect 👊. |
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"I rule the night .
All right, all right.
You can have the chained-up PlayStation nightshift if it means that much to you 🤗🤗🤗  ."
I don't need a playstation I sold the one I had about 20 years ago for a pound at a car boot sale but thank you at this time of year it's the thought that counts . |
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"Let's not discount Technosonic though - he's got some quality (and long-standing) kills on his resumé . Did you mean skills Nicky I'm very skillful at the art of seduction ."
Skills at kills! I gotta doth my cap to Techno' I must admit, some of mine have been blind luck (at least that's what I tell myself to save my shame) |
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"Two! Phew  "
You sit on a throne of lies Midnight...you had one .
This thread....so zilch now 😘.
I've actually checked Technosonics - all Lounge threads (Games kills don't count, right? Too easy to kill).
And all comments that a very brave person could have taken on...but he scared them off just enough .
Respect - he's done some proper kills . |
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"Good grief! I’m still only on one ☹️
Good news though: It was my own thread which gives me two points technically (if I can understand my own rules….) 😵💫😵💫😜"
Beats me CheeseBro - I'm on one and it's not my own thread.
I'm last on a few in the last few hours, but they're still "alive" to some degree, so not counting them.
Technosonic and Dai have inherited our crown 👑.
The kings are dead....long live the kings 🫤.
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"Good grief! I’m still only on one ☹️
Good news though: It was my own thread which gives me two points technically (if I can understand my own rules….) 😵💫😵💫😜
Beats me CheeseBro - I'm on one and it's not my own thread.
I'm last on a few in the last few hours, but they're still "alive" to some degree, so not counting them.
Technosonic and Dai have inherited our crown 👑.
The kings are dead....long live the kings 🫤.
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We may at least console ourselves brother, in that proud songs will be sung of our thread killing bygone days in years to come.
….Well, that’s what I’m telling myself as I cry into my pillow at least ☹️😜
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"Good grief! I’m still only on one ☹️
Good news though: It was my own thread which gives me two points technically (if I can understand my own rules….) 😵💫😵💫😜
Beats me CheeseBro - I'm on one and it's not my own thread.
I'm last on a few in the last few hours, but they're still "alive" to some degree, so not counting them.
Technosonic and Dai have inherited our crown 👑.
The kings are dead....long live the kings 🫤.
We may at least console ourselves brother, in that proud songs will be sung of our thread killing bygone days in years to come.
….Well, that’s what I’m telling myself as I cry into my pillow at least ☹️😜
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We have knob-cheese Sensual 🤷🏻♂️.
It's not a bad trade 💙. |
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"Good grief! I’m still only on one ☹️
Good news though: It was my own thread which gives me two points technically (if I can understand my own rules….) 😵💫😵💫😜
Beats me CheeseBro - I'm on one and it's not my own thread.
I'm last on a few in the last few hours, but they're still "alive" to some degree, so not counting them.
Technosonic and Dai have inherited our crown 👑.
The kings are dead....long live the kings 🫤.
We may at least console ourselves brother, in that proud songs will be sung of our thread killing bygone days in years to come.
….Well, that’s what I’m telling myself as I cry into my pillow at least ☹️😜
We have knob-cheese Sensual 🤷🏻♂️.
It's not a bad trade 💙."
😂😂 This is true; blessed be we cheesemakers! 😇😇😇 |
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"Good grief! I’m still only on one ☹️
Good news though: It was my own thread which gives me two points technically (if I can understand my own rules….) 😵💫😵💫😜
Beats me CheeseBro - I'm on one and it's not my own thread.
I'm last on a few in the last few hours, but they're still "alive" to some degree, so not counting them.
Technosonic and Dai have inherited our crown 👑.
The kings are dead....long live the kings 🫤.
We may at least console ourselves brother, in that proud songs will be sung of our thread killing bygone days in years to come.
….Well, that’s what I’m telling myself as I cry into my pillow at least ☹️😜
We have knob-cheese Sensual 🤷🏻♂️.
It's not a bad trade 💙.
😂😂 This is true; blessed be we cheesemakers! 😇😇😇"
The unholy trinity.
One for all! |
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"Good grief! I’m still only on one ☹️
Good news though: It was my own thread which gives me two points technically (if I can understand my own rules….) 😵💫😵💫😜
Beats me CheeseBro - I'm on one and it's not my own thread.
I'm last on a few in the last few hours, but they're still "alive" to some degree, so not counting them.
Technosonic and Dai have inherited our crown 👑.
The kings are dead....long live the kings 🫤.
We may at least console ourselves brother, in that proud songs will be sung of our thread killing bygone days in years to come.
….Well, that’s what I’m telling myself as I cry into my pillow at least ☹️😜
We have knob-cheese Sensual 🤷🏻♂️.
It's not a bad trade 💙.
😂😂 This is true; blessed be we cheesemakers! 😇😇😇
The unholy trinity.
One for all!"
And all for one! (I feel a song coming on….) 😜😜 |
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ah, it's a fickle board boys, I've got three about to drop off in quick succession if I join more threads. I could bump them, but that'll put them back in the limelight! Or you could bump them just to steal the kill (bad form if you ask me!😉)
Anyway, as for the songs lauding the bygone days of old Sensual and Nick's thread killing, I'll be at the front singing the loudest! 🎵🎶😲🎶🎵 |
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"ah, it's a fickle board boys, I've got three about to drop off in quick succession if I join more threads. I could bump them, but that'll put them back in the limelight! Or you could bump them just to steal the kill (bad form if you ask me!😉)
Anyway, as for the songs lauding the bygone days of old Sensual and Nick's thread killing, I'll be at the front singing the loudest! 🎵🎶😲🎶🎵"
Welsh baritone too?
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"ah, it's a fickle board boys, I've got three about to drop off in quick succession if I join more threads. I could bump them, but that'll put them back in the limelight! Or you could bump them just to steal the kill (bad form if you ask me!😉)
Anyway, as for the songs lauding the bygone days of old Sensual and Nick's thread killing, I'll be at the front singing the loudest! 🎵🎶😲🎶🎵"
😂😂😂 Bless you sir; our memories shall be preserved forever in song 😜😂😂 |
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"ah, it's a fickle board boys, I've got three about to drop off in quick succession if I join more threads. I could bump them, but that'll put them back in the limelight! Or you could bump them just to steal the kill (bad form if you ask me!😉)
Anyway, as for the songs lauding the bygone days of old Sensual and Nick's thread killing, I'll be at the front singing the loudest! 🎵🎶😲🎶🎵
😂😂😂 Bless you sir; our memories shall be preserved forever in song 😜😂😂"
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Oooh yeah...I might need my crown back for a short while .
3 of my own threads approaching a day old - 6 points.
1 of someone else's thread, approaching a day old, 1 point.
Another 1 of my own, 4 hours old, 2 points.
And a couple that I'm not counting because they're still living.
2025 has started well  . |
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"Oooh yeah...I might need my crown back for a short while .
3 of my own threads approaching a day old - 6 points.
1 of someone else's thread, approaching a day old, 1 point.
Another 1 of my own, 4 hours old, 2 points.
And a couple that I'm not counting because they're still living.
2025 has started well ."
This fills my heart with hope brother! The old guard have still got it! We Still Kill Threads The Old Way 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😜 |
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"Oooh yeah...I might need my crown back for a short while .
3 of my own threads approaching a day old - 6 points.
1 of someone else's thread, approaching a day old, 1 point.
Another 1 of my own, 4 hours old, 2 points.
And a couple that I'm not counting because they're still living.
2025 has started well .
This fills my heart with hope brother! The old guard have still got it! We Still Kill Threads The Old Way 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😜"
They really were the old way too - people ran away screaming.
I'm so proud of myself Sensual. |
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