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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days. "
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads  . |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads . "
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food  |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food "
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!"
I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth  , so I'd still get embarrassed probably |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!
I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth , so I'd still get embarrassed probably "
You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate  |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food "
I do the same thing now too |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!
I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth , so I'd still get embarrassed probably
You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate "
Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!
I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth , so I'd still get embarrassed probably
You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate
Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo "
No probs, cock |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!
I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth , so I'd still get embarrassed probably
You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate
Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo
No probs, cock "
Thanks, you're a good cunt
(Dontcha just love regional terms of endearment haha!) |
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"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated
If there's one thing to say about us, we know how to orchestrate a heart attack! "
We do seem to have an obsession with cooking anything in batter |
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"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.
I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads .
I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food
A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!
I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth , so I'd still get embarrassed probably
You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate
Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo
No probs, cock
Thanks, you're a good cunt
(Dontcha just love regional terms of endearment haha!) "
I think cock/cocker is a particularly good 'un and it horrifies non locals. We address kids as cock round here - it's nothing to do with man sausages |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated
If there's one thing to say about us, we know how to orchestrate a heart attack!
We do seem to have an obsession with cooking anything in batter "
But it got you on the map |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black Country battered orange chips 
Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country  "
That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black Country battered orange chips
Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country
That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then "
Did I say can't bring myself to? I meant just need a reason to  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black Country battered orange chips
Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country
That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then
Did I say can't bring myself to? I meant just need a reason to "
Yes that's exactly what you said
Fuck sake hardly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Black Country battered orange chips
Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country
That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then
Did I say can't bring myself to? I meant just need a reason to
Yes that's exactly what you said
Fuck sake hardly "
What? Just lost in translation is all  |
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