"A pair of white cowboy boots my ex husband thought I'd like"
That gives me a great idea! Perhaps we could all swap our shitty presents. After all, one persons shit is another persons gravy (so to speak)  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"Now I certainly don’t wish to promote an epidemic of ungrateful cuntitude on FAB…..but good folks, what has been the very worst present you’ve ever received on the big day?
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Once someone brought me a lovely, professionally framed picture.
‘So what’s shitty about that you ungrateful cunt?’ you may logically therefore ask?
Well, it was about five feet by four(!) weighed a fucking ton and I had to lug the fucking thing all the way from fucking Manchester down to fucking London by train in addition to a shit load of other baggage! I was sorely tempted to ‘accidentally on purpose’ leave it on the fucking train to (but couldn’t bring quite myself to do it as that would have made me an ungrateful cunt). |
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