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I always leave out a mince pie, a wee tipple, and carrots for the reindeer. My chum says it should be cookies and milk. Obviously that's bollocks.
What do you leave out for the big man on Christmas Eve?
Mrs TMN x |
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over a year ago
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Our homemade lebkuchen or similar alternative to native gingerbreads. Several carrots so Rudolph doesn't get smug about favouritism! And a small glass of milk or big serving of Baileys. Depends how stressed Santa might have been this Christmas eve. 
T |
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"Our homemade lebkuchen or similar alternative to native gingerbreads. Several carrots so Rudolph doesn't get smug about favouritism! And a small glass of milk or big serving of Baileys. Depends how stressed Santa might have been this Christmas eve.
T"
Ooh, delicious! |
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Usually milk, a mince pie and carrots. I forgot to get the carrots one year though and my wee one was distraught so Rudolph had some tinned peaches that year  |
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"Usually milk, a mince pie and carrots. I forgot to get the carrots one year though and my wee one was distraught so Rudolph had some tinned peaches that year "
We have a milk! |
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Milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer 
When the kids go to bed mr eats the milk and cookies and the dog gets the carrot he always makes a mess so the kids think the reindeer has eaten it  |
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"Usually milk, a mince pie and carrots. I forgot to get the carrots one year though and my wee one was distraught so Rudolph had some tinned peaches that year "
just peachy! |
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"Milk and cookies for Santa and carrots for the reindeer
When the kids go to bed mr eats the milk and cookies and the dog gets the carrot he always makes a mess so the kids think the reindeer has eaten it "
D thank you! Just thank you! See TMN?! |
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over a year ago
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"A bag of dicks! 
Have you seen Compersions snowman nose by any chance ?
Who do you think she modelled it on 
*facepalm*
Surely that would squash it  "
I gave it a good hearty squeeze. It bounced back.  |
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"I always leave out a mince pie, a wee tipple, and carrots for the reindeer. My chum says it should be cookies and milk. Obviously that's bollocks.
What do you leave out for the big man on Christmas Eve?
Mrs TMN x"
The gas and electricity bills - hopefully he’ll take pity
Sasha  |
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Mince pie, carrots for the reindeer as well as oats outside for them. Drink depends on who we are with and what they drink. None of us drink milk so it's usually Bailey's, a beer or orange juice.
Pxx |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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A large bag of lichen (reindeer moss) that I will gather in the Mournes in the runup to Christmas.
Santa himself only needs a bottle of water to flush all the crap he will have eaten through his system.
A packet of condoms should cum in handy; there's a lot of lonely eager ladies lying in wait for him, assuming of course that Santa is strictly hetero! |
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"Jeez no wonder Mrs Claus only let's him out once a year! Going by this he must come back pissed, with a sack full of dirty knickers and condoms  "
And that's just after visiting yours |
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"Jeez no wonder Mrs Claus only let's him out once a year! Going by this he must come back pissed, with a sack full of dirty knickers and condoms
And that's just after visiting yours "
I'm gonna wait up for him this year to see if he needs an intervention from all these folk trying to corrupt him! Poor old Nick |
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"Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me! "
Just spoke to the big man. Your on good list this year. Just needs confirmation of your address. DM it too me I'll make sure he gets it |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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My daughter usually makes cookies Christmas Eve so we leave a couple out with a massive glass of Baileys. We chuck a carrot on the front garden for Rudolfe which my husband has to take a bite of when the kids go upstairs. |
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"Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me!
Just spoke to the big man. Your on good list this year. Just needs confirmation of your address. DM it too me I'll make sure he gets it "
and you’re positive he will visit me? |
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"Myself, naked, d*unk and sleeping on the sofa. No wonder he never visits me!
Just spoke to the big man. Your on good list this year. Just needs confirmation of your address. DM it too me I'll make sure he gets it
and you’re positive he will visit me?"
Just go to bed as you usually would. Sure he will slip in at some point  |
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"FFS people. This was meant to be a wholesome thread. You big ruiners 
Hug ?
Shove it. And your watermelon too. "
don’t be mad at the man for trying to spread some spunk |
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maybe you could wrap some tinsel round them to jazz them up a bit. 