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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

In light of the women are angry and not complimentary enough this thread is for the women to talk about any man's body who says he's in and boost our egos.

Please don't get angry about it

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm in, I can take it

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Go on then

Ill have some midweek ego bashing

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Their augmented angermeters will likely provide us poor men with meagre scores though...

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

I actually think you are a gorgeous lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Their augmented angermeters will likely provide us poor men with meagre scores though... "

You have a lovely bahookie

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"COCKY LITTLE SHIT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YA NO BOOBED WANKA"

Lips...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I adore mens bodies

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London

Has a look in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour..... "

What about indecent humor?

(Hides whoopee cushion)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In light of the women are angry and not complimentary enough this thread is for the women to talk about any man's body who says he's in and boost our egos.

Please don't get angry about it "

Hope santa brings you a big fluffy towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I adore mens bodies "

You have to compliment SPECIFICALLY to people!!! Otherwise our fragile egos will be no more!

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By *ackbydemandMan  over a year ago

Leicester

I'm in, I have a couple of acceptable body shots in public

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour.....

What about indecent humor?

(Hides whoopee cushion)"

Thats allowed

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By *ai24Man  over a year ago

Hull

Sailing close to the wind……. I like it.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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So no blanket statements saying all men are beautiful and I love all their bodies?

Darn it, going to have to rethink the strategy...

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By *ohn KanakaMan  over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in, feed my ego!

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By *ogglesMan  over a year ago

essex and norfolk

I'm in

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By *eachcplCouple  over a year ago

blackpool/preston/normandy france


"COCKY LITTLE SHIT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YA NO BOOBED WANKA"

Thought you weren't allowed to be nasty in the forums or you get suspended. Clearly not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"COCKY LITTLE SHIT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YA NO BOOBED WANKA

Thought you weren't allowed to be nasty in the forums or you get suspended. Clearly not! "

I'm a women it's allowed

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour..... "

Here I am

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart


"Go on then

Ill have some midweek ego bashing "

Boo here I like all I see in your pics and I read your profile like it too. Shame your so far away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Right 1 more man allowed otherwise this thread for women is getting cock blocked in an even worse way

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Go on then

Ill have some midweek ego bashing

Boo here I like all I see in your pics and I read your profile like it too. Shame your so far away. "

thank you

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour.....

Here I am "

There he is

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"In light of the women are angry and not complimentary enough this thread is for the women to talk about any man's body who says he's in and boost our egos.

Please don't get angry about it "

Nice nipples. Shame there's no bum pictures

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I adore mens bodies

You have to compliment SPECIFICALLY to people!!! Otherwise our fragile egos will be no more! "

Oh right well yours is a purrrfect 9

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In light of the women are angry and not complimentary enough this thread is for the women to talk about any man's body who says he's in and boost our egos.

Please don't get angry about it

Nice nipples. Shame there's no bum pictures "

I do have a good ass too...maybe for my next one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I adore mens bodies

You have to compliment SPECIFICALLY to people!!! Otherwise our fragile egos will be no more!

Oh right well yours is a purrrfect 9 "

Yes, my ego it rises! Thank you

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"COCKY LITTLE SHIT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YA NO BOOBED WANKA"

I was looking at your pictures to say something complimentary when my husband walked past. "Looking at men's hotpics?" he asked. So you get his compliment instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ego’s already bit

Tree up at last

Nobody seen my naked body yet

Put ‘em off for life

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I'm in, feed my ego!"

Dear John.

I like your body.

I like seeing your hand with a flogger in it.

I like the way you rock a kilt.

I hope this has gone some way to feeding your ego.

Kind regards.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I adore mens bodies

You have to compliment SPECIFICALLY to people!!! Otherwise our fragile egos will be no more!

Oh right well yours is a purrrfect 9

Yes, my ego it rises! Thank you "

Your welcome

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm in, I can take it"
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Nice legs, nice chest, and a cute bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My ego’s already bit

Tree up at last

Nobody seen my naked body yet

Put ‘em off for life "

Well from what I can see looks good,10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Try your best too control yourselves now ladies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"COCKY LITTLE SHIT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YA NO BOOBED WANKA

I was looking at your pictures to say something complimentary when my husband walked past. "Looking at men's hotpics?" he asked. So you get his compliment instead "

I think I love him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m not a piece of meat!!

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Count the Mr in!

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By *ohn KanakaMan  over a year ago

Not all that North of North London


"I'm in, feed my ego!

Dear John.

I like your body.

I like seeing your hand with a flogger in it.

I like the way you rock a kilt.

I hope this has gone some way to feeding your ego.

Kind regards."

Thank you! My ego is suitably fed!

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By *itnakedladMan  over a year ago

London Bridge

In

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab

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By *valanche1001Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Ooh do me, do me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab "

Urgh. You're the worst

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By *imbob85Man  over a year ago

inverness

I am in

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab

Urgh. You're the worst "

Just being nice for once!

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By *ElectricityMan  over a year ago

Preston

I'm in hope you ladies approve

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Go ahead and critique my carcass. I'm in the Antipodes; you couldn't get any lower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab

Urgh. You're the worst

Just being nice for once! "

It doesn't suit you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I dont get it where are the torrents of abuse

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan  over a year ago

London

I’m in…..not that too much of my body is on display

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Go ahead and critique my carcass. I'm in the Antipodes; you couldn't get any lower."

Ex-husband.

You are a lovely looking specimen of penis wielders. It's a shame you have such poor taste in hot beverages (no doubt lending itself to the end of your union) but that aside, you're rather dapper and charming. And nice to look at.

Just with really really bad taste in hot drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I will play

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab

Urgh. You're the worst

Just being nice for once!

It doesn't suit you "

Yeah I'm not enjoying it. Resuming normal sarcastic service as of now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ego boost always welcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab

Urgh. You're the worst

Just being nice for once!

It doesn't suit you

Yeah I'm not enjoying it. Resuming normal sarcastic service as of now "

Think you should keep the being nice to in person

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Guys you are worth more than a score out of 10 so I'm just going to say that each and every one of you is a mighty fine specimen of the male form! Thank you for your services to Fab

Urgh. You're the worst

Just being nice for once!

It doesn't suit you

Yeah I'm not enjoying it. Resuming normal sarcastic service as of now

Think you should keep the being nice to in person "

I'm a pussy cat in the flesh

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By *illynillyCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Whit whoo lads

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Go ahead and critique my carcass. I'm in the Antipodes; you couldn't get any lower.

Ex-husband.

You are a lovely looking specimen of penis wielders. It's a shame you have such poor taste in hot beverages (no doubt lending itself to the end of your union) but that aside, you're rather dapper and charming. And nice to look at.

Just with really really bad taste in hot drinks."

Sometimes I truly wonder why we became estranged. I miss you. Ish.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your all 10s

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By *rMonkeyMan  over a year ago

Somewhere

In for those that have seen it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd give you all one.

Apart from the ones who are genuinely one.

I wouldn't give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

go for it!

in

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Go ahead and critique my carcass. I'm in the Antipodes; you couldn't get any lower.

Ex-husband.

You are a lovely looking specimen of penis wielders. It's a shame you have such poor taste in hot beverages (no doubt lending itself to the end of your union) but that aside, you're rather dapper and charming. And nice to look at.

Just with really really bad taste in hot drinks.

Sometimes I truly wonder why we became estranged. I miss you. Ish."

Nerolatte, I miss you ishtoo.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Go on then

Ill have some midweek ego bashing "

Is that the only bashing you get midweek?

Nice legs, plus you rock a suit and glasses

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Their augmented angermeters will likely provide us poor men with meagre scores though... "

I'm not angry, I'm off sick and don't have the energy for that nonsense.

Peachy looking bum and a pleasantly chiseled torso

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"Go on then

Ill have some midweek ego bashing

Is that the only bashing you get midweek?

Nice legs, plus you rock a suit and glasses "

Thank you lovely lady

Between team's meetings so no bashing yet

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Has a look in "

Had a look too. Not bad, but no bum pictures

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By *rincess Peach xxCouple  over a year ago

leeds


"Has a look in

Had a look too. Not bad, but no bum pictures "

Just how we like them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gonna spoil this thread with my fat bod lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Has a look in

Had a look too. Not bad, but no bum pictures "

Is this me again? FFS I'll take a butt pic someday ok?!

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By *humper.Man  over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I dont need strangers from the internets opinions to validate my own body image.

Oh, wait...

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

[Removed by poster at 07/12/22 13:29:54]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I dont need strangers from the internets opinions to validate my own body image.

Oh, wait... "

Oh FFS here he comes. Game over boys you can all go home now!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I haven't been in for a while

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By *unkym34Man  over a year ago

London


"Has a look in

Had a look too. Not bad, but no bum pictures "

I do apologise

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm in, I have a couple of acceptable body shots in public "

I agree. Perfectly acceptable. Plus I love those Christmas pants

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sailing close to the wind……. I like it."

Nice torso

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in, please be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm in "

Perfectly acceptable Doggles. Though as I may have mentioned to others, I do like a nice bum shot too

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour.....

Here I am "

Ahh Mr Sprout, you will keep hiding behind your confectionery. But it is a ravishing looking package

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos "

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"My ego’s already bit

Tree up at last

Nobody seen my naked body yet

Put ‘em off for life "

Gentle looking hands and a fine pair of thighs

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m not a piece of meat!!

In"

You sure about that? I'm sure I could get my teeth into some of your fine rump steak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again "

Who are they then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In …

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By *aretobareCouple  over a year ago

Central Portugal

a lot of work for a 42 year old - credit to you on that physique

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a lot of work for a 42 year old - credit to you on that physique "

bless thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ok

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *MattyMan  over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Not sure if I am mad or stupid, but in lol....go gentle with me please

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By *avessMan  over a year ago

London

I'm in so long as you're either nice or super bratty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Who are they then? "

Like I would say on here! I'll DM OH WAIT

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By *eyeYCouple  over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Throwing D's hat in the ring..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again "

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like"

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?! "

Will you two get a room already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *stbury DavenportMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm in. Please feel free to talk about my body!

Boost my ego or completely destroy it – either is fine. All feedback is useful!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already "

We would but there's creeps hanging by the windows!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already "

I'm shocked you of all people would suggest that. Shocked I tell you!

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already

We would but there's creeps hanging by the windows!"

You referring to me?! I'm waiting to be invited in from the cold

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already

I'm shocked you of all people would suggest that. Shocked I tell you! "

Sorry! My halo slips from time to time!

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"The only ratings I'll ever give is for lack of decent humour.....

What about indecent humor?

(Hides whoopee cushion)"

I like your groin lines

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By *unstar_MMan  over a year ago

dudley

I'm in....

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By *imply_SensualMan  over a year ago

warrington

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Sailing close to the wind……. I like it."

Nice torso and sexy cock

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I'm in "

Very fuckable body

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman  over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I'm in"

Cute squeezable nipples

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

I can tell I've left you ladies speechless

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By *obby777788Man  over a year ago

Dalton

Dad bods ok ?

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By *hagTonightMan  over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am in .

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I can tell I've left you ladies speechless "

I can still manage an ooooooft

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I can tell I've left you ladies speechless

I can still manage an ooooooft "

Very much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In light of the women are angry and not complimentary enough this thread is for the women to talk about any man's body who says he's in and boost our egos.

Please don't get angry about it "

I’m just mad that I don’t know what you’re referring to…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already

I'm shocked you of all people would suggest that. Shocked I tell you!

Sorry! My halo slips from time to time! "

More often than you'd care to admit I bet

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village

That'd be a challenge for people!

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By *ackbydemandMan  over a year ago

Leicester


"I'm in, I have a couple of acceptable body shots in public

I agree. Perfectly acceptable. Plus I love those Christmas pants "

Sneak preview of the Attic Xmas party on 17th, but it's going to be cooooold when I go outside for a fresh air break

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Anyone with a torso wearing a tight, cashmere sweater gets a 10 from me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone with a torso wearing a tight, cashmere sweater gets a 10 from me."

Ah here there is a cost of living crisis it's highly inconsiderate to discriminate against polyester

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By *ackbydemandMan  over a year ago

Leicester


"Anyone with a torso wearing a tight, cashmere sweater gets a 10 from me."

How about a bare torso and a pair of jeans?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If anyone looks at me, you’ve bought me.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"In"

Cute bum _itnakedlad

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ooh do me, do me! "

I won't "do" you, but I will say you're rather pleasing on the eye

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Would anybody like to give me 1?

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By *MattyMan  over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

In

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I am in "

You look perfectly nice to me

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Would anybody like to give me 1? "

Bend over and I might

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By *aucyladMan  over a year ago

Dublin

I'm in...be nice

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm in hope you ladies approve "

Pretty good. Very sporty

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already

We would but there's creeps hanging by the windows!

You referring to me?! I'm waiting to be invited in from the cold "

I bet you were. Need the heating turned up in the room now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Also big praise to Rickshawed today! Look at her go! Man buffet for her!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in ,would love to know if I get a rating

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

give it a go..

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By *ipserviceCoolMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Am in am thick skined

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Anyone with a torso wearing a tight, cashmere sweater gets a 10 from me."

What about a 67% Acrylic 33% Polyester

blended one from George?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Had a quick look and no one seems to resemble Ryan.

Disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Back in

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Fiiiiiiine... You have a proper fit body, like

Oh gosh darn it you as well...is it me or are these cluedo pieces hot?!

Will you two get a room already

I'm shocked you of all people would suggest that. Shocked I tell you!

Sorry! My halo slips from time to time!

More often than you'd care to admit I bet "

Cheeky

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hello ladies.

And gents I’ve no qualms.

Please rejoice in my averageness

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By *illynillyCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Hello ladies.

And gents I’ve no qualms.

Please rejoice in my averageness "

Rejoicing #whilst doing a jiggle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello ladies.

And gents I’ve no qualms.

Please rejoice in my averageness

Rejoicing #whilst doing a jiggle "

Nilly looks fantastic

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By *illynillyCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Hello ladies.

And gents I’ve no qualms.

Please rejoice in my averageness

Rejoicing #whilst doing a jiggle

Nilly looks fantastic "

Thanks M

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello ladies.

And gents I’ve no qualms.

Please rejoice in my averageness

Rejoicing #whilst doing a jiggle

Nilly looks fantastic

Thanks M "

Wrong thread ffs

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By *aximum_funMan  over a year ago

West Herts

I'm in! My lighting is terrible though, so I can blame that if necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in hope I've not missed the boat on this thread

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Anyone with a torso wearing a tight, cashmere sweater gets a 10 from me.

Ah here there is a cost of living crisis it's highly inconsiderate to discriminate against polyester "

But polyester makes my hair stand on end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Had a quick look and no one seems to resemble Ryan.

Disappointed. "

I got told I look like Ryan Reynolds today.... unfortunately it was dark and she hadn't put glasses on yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Btw, I'm in

Although it'll be tough to flatter a fugly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Btw, I'm in

Although it'll be tough to flatter a fugly "

Ten

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Would anybody like to give me 1? "

You’ve got a great body! Although your most recent public pic took me by suprise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Would anybody like to give me 1?

You’ve got a great body! Although your most recent public pic took me by suprise "

Goddammit I had to look didn't eye

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Btw, I'm in

Although it'll be tough to flatter a fugly

Ten "

Bugger I was thinking at least a 12

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Would anybody like to give me 1?

You’ve got a great body! Although your most recent public pic took me by suprise

Goddammit I had to look didn't eye"

Eye saw it to….

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Hello ladies.

And gents I’ve no qualms.

Please rejoice in my averageness "

There's nothing average about you Fiddles

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By *heMightySpud69Man  over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm to give a challenge out

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Would anybody like to give me 1?

You’ve got a great body! Although your most recent public pic took me by suprise

Goddammit I had to look didn't eye"

Great body & love the fitted long sleeved jumpers

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By *amantha_JadeWoman  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Would anybody like to give me 1?

You’ve got a great body! Although your most recent public pic took me by suprise

Goddammit I had to look didn't eye

Eye saw it to…. "

Great chest, great bum and great pic on 19th Nov!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Go ahead and critique my carcass. I'm in the Antipodes; you couldn't get any lower."

Exquisite. Even with the odd socks

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

Late to this..... But I'm in

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Would anybody like to give me 1?

You’ve got a great body! Although your most recent public pic took me by suprise

Goddammit I had to look didn't eye

Eye saw it to….

Great chest, great bum and great pic on 19th Nov! "

Thank you x

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By *uchislife66Man  over a year ago

Leeds


"Just imagining all the angry women going "Shit, 1/10" because they can't be arsed boosting egos

There's definitely one or two on here that liked my body once but would never admit to it again

Who are they then? "

I'm NOT in but may I say you look fabulous x

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I’m in…..not that too much of my body is on display "

True, you're not showing a lot off, but you do look good in that suit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m not a piece of meat!!

In

You sure about that? I'm sure I could get my teeth into some of your fine rump steak "

I’m sure there’s a fillet joke here somewhere

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I will play"

Oooft. Someone's been to the gym

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By *akey8888Man  over a year ago

London

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Well _ickshawed has very much proven women can be complimentary and not angry at men all the time.

Some others have done well.

But the rest of you women are ANGRY and MEAN

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Well _ickshawed has very much proven women can be complimentary and not angry at men all the time.

Some others have done well.

But the rest of you women are ANGRY and MEAN "

I think what I've proven is I get bored when I'm off sick

Plus I'm just lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Well _ickshawed has very much proven women can be complimentary and not angry at men all the time.

Some others have done well.

But the rest of you women are ANGRY and MEAN

I think what I've proven is I get bored when I'm off sick

Plus I'm just lovely "

You are lovely! You win fab today. Fuck it you win it since I joined this place! I hope you get the finest orgasms delivered in a cloche x

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Well _ickshawed has very much proven women can be complimentary and not angry at men all the time.

Some others have done well.

But the rest of you women are ANGRY and MEAN "

Rude

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well _ickshawed has very much proven women can be complimentary and not angry at men all the time.

Some others have done well.

But the rest of you women are ANGRY and MEAN "

Or we're just honest....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can't rate it's the personality more than the looks. I not going to have fun with a narcissistic idiot. I guess it's just my opinion.

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