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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
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7 days. Hope that helps."Do you need to stay in the ‘stuck tortoise’ position all that time? | |||
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"As long as old men sit and talk about the weather and as long as old women sit and talk about old men. The mr " Do old men bleach their sheriffs badges? | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole?" Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley  | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole? Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley "Fair enough. I've gotta ask why though. I'm not taking the piss out of you, I am genuinely curious as to why you'd want to do this. | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole? Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley
Fair enough. I've gotta ask why though. I'm not taking the piss out of you, I am genuinely curious as to why you'd want to do this."I think it would help with my confidence issues | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole? Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley
Fair enough. I've gotta ask why though. I'm not taking the piss out of you, I am genuinely curious as to why you'd want to do this.
I think it would help with my confidence issues "You have confidence issues Rex?  | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole? Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley
Fair enough. I've gotta ask why though. I'm not taking the piss out of you, I am genuinely curious as to why you'd want to do this.
I think it would help with my confidence issues
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that " Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? | |||
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"Until it starts burning "The stuff from work is industrial strength | |||
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"What type of bleach is it. Lemon scented. ?" It’s got bits in it that I think you have to scrub in | |||
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"What do you use to bleach " Bumholes | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength "I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then | |||
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"Surely this thread is just funny banter or is it I can't tell how serious some answers are "It’s deadly serious mate. Bumhole bleaching is all the rage now for blokes of my age | |||
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Simply spray it on the old leather bagel and after waking up a few days later in hospital, you’ll have a sparkly balloon knot that will be the envy of all and sundry…
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then"What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde? | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? " Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that | |||
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"Crystal Gayle did a song about making her brown eye blue. Hope this helps OP." Did she leave the bleach on too long? | |||
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"Surely this thread is just funny banter or is it I can't tell how serious some answers are "Bum hole belching is a real thing most porn stars have it done And no it’s not done with house hold bleach | |||
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"Cillit Bang gets my vote
Simply spray it on the old leather bagel and after waking up a few days later in hospital, you’ll have a sparkly balloon knot that will be the envy of all and sundry…
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde? "Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do | |||
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"Surely this thread is just funny banter or is it I can't tell how serious some answers are
It’s deadly serious mate. Bumhole bleaching is all the rage now for blokes of my age "Well you learn something everyday. Did anyone complain and didn't like it as it is. May be gather a select group and ask opinions | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that " I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe | |||
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"Swafeger "That’s the tingly stuff isn’t it? | |||
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"Surely this thread is just funny banter or is it I can't tell how serious some answers are
Bum hole belching is a real thing most porn stars have it done
And no it’s not done with house hold bleach "I’ve just belched from my bumhole | |||
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" Bum hole belching is a real thing " | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do "I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe "Ha ha mines turned out not to bad Reasults can be seen on 22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months | |||
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"Surely this thread is just funny banter or is it I can't tell how serious some answers are
It’s deadly serious mate. Bumhole bleaching is all the rage now for blokes of my age
Well you learn something everyday. Did anyone complain and didn't like it as it is. May be gather a select group and ask opinions "I would if my confidence wasn’t so low when showing it to people | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me "Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me "Get some of your mates to help out. Like one of those decorating parties people have | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months "Like bleaching teeth? | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then"Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Get some of your mates to help out. Like one of those decorating parties people have "Nobody’s decorating my balloon knot | |||
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"I'm pretty sure Flash do some wipes with bleach which I assume are for this purpose." Like a starter pack? | |||
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Not the blue one though; that looks as though one’s arsehole is dead… | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well "There you go, result!! | |||
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"Crystal Gayle did a song about making her brown eye blue. Hope this helps OP." Or Bony M . Brown Girl in the ring | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months "I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart | |||
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"A dab of Tipp-Ex is a painless alternative I find
Not the blue one though; that looks as though one’s arsehole is dead…"Or it’s been drinking a bubblegum slush | |||
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Dear me, any cake threads I can comment on with conviction? | |||
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"Crystal Gayle did a song about making her brown eye blue. Hope this helps OP. Or Bony M . Brown Girl in the ring " I'm no expert, but that one might be for people wanting to go the other way. | |||
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"Why not go the other way and use lipstick? A fantastic choice of colours and shades." Oooooo this is a good idea. A cheaper and painless alternative  | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!"I wouldn’t eat my turkey though | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart "Asking for that shade at the mixing station at B&Q would be an interesting conversation | |||
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"Just put some white cake frosting/icing on your bum instead, will look more pretty then. "Would people want to rim me more that way? | |||
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"Seriously not only I did not know this was a thing but not even that bums stain Dear me, any cake threads I can comment on with conviction? "Put it down on your Christmas list | |||
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"I dunno but I do want my bumhole bleached tbh what are you using Rex " ^In the bleak mid-sphincter | |||
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"I dunno but I do want my bumhole bleached tbh what are you using Rex " I’m looking for advice from my forum buddies. I know I can trust these guys to point out the best product for my sheriffs badge | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole? Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley
Fair enough. I've gotta ask why though. I'm not taking the piss out of you, I am genuinely curious as to why you'd want to do this.
I think it would help with my confidence issues
You have confidence issues Rex? "Some fit Nurses in A&E.. that'll sure boost confidence.. | |||
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"I dunno but I do want my bumhole bleached tbh what are you using Rex I’m looking for advice from my forum buddies. I know I can trust these guys to point out the best product for my sheriffs badge "If it works send me a before and after. | |||
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"I’ve never thought - they’ve got a really dark bumhole, I won’t consider sex with them. Just never occurred to me. In fact, I’ve just got a bit turned on, thinking about them full stop regardless of what shade/skin tone they are… However, if this is what you want, you go for it Rex. And anyone else reading this, if you want to, you go bleach your anus too. " If I can’t reach could you apply it on for me please? | |||
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"Surely you don't really want to bleach your arsehole? Yes I do and don’t call me Shirley
Fair enough. I've gotta ask why though. I'm not taking the piss out of you, I am genuinely curious as to why you'd want to do this.
I think it would help with my confidence issues
You have confidence issues Rex?
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"I dunno but I do want my bumhole bleached tbh what are you using Rex I’m looking for advice from my forum buddies. I know I can trust these guys to point out the best product for my sheriffs badge
If it works send me a before and after. "I’ve just sent you the before | |||
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"I’ve never thought - they’ve got a really dark bumhole, I won’t consider sex with them. Just never occurred to me." Dark! The Herald Angel's ring. | |||
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"get some tenna lady pads pour on bleach insert in boxers wear through day " Oooooo that’s an idea. I might try that tomorrow | |||
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"I dunno but I do want my bumhole bleached tbh what are you using Rex ^In the bleak mid-sphincter" • It's the Sphincter of Discontent. | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart
Asking for that shade at the mixing station at B&Q would be an interesting conversation "Having looked at an actual Dulux colour chart I reckon "Malted Barley" would work for you. It's in the Cuprinol range so you can do your shed too. You're welcome. | |||
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"I read that you have to scrub the area with a wire brush first and put vinegar on to prime the skin." I guess you’ve got to put the hard yards in if you want a catalogue bullet hole. | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart
Asking for that shade at the mixing station at B&Q would be an interesting conversation
Having looked at an actual Dulux colour chart I reckon "Malted Barley" would work for you.
It's in the Cuprinol range so you can do your shed too.
You're welcome."Neighbour ‘ooo that’s a nice colour fence shade Rex, what colour is it’ Me ‘Hello Roger, it’s bum hole brown’ Neighbour | |||
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"I’ve never thought - they’ve got a really dark bumhole, I won’t consider sex with them. Just never occurred to me. Dark! The Herald Angel's ring." | |||
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"I read that you have to scrub the area with a wire brush first and put vinegar on to prime the skin. I guess you’ve got to put the hard yards in if you want a catalogue bullet hole. " I'm sure you're peggers will appreciate the effort. | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart
Asking for that shade at the mixing station at B&Q would be an interesting conversation
Having looked at an actual Dulux colour chart I reckon "Malted Barley" would work for you.
It's in the Cuprinol range so you can do your shed too.
You're welcome.
Neighbour ‘ooo that’s a nice colour fence shade Rex, what colour is it’
Me ‘Hello Roger, it’s bum hole brown’
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. First everybody douched - some people just can’t hold back  Then a sterile wipe and assume the position …… want to know more? xxx | |||
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"I was invited by a friend to join her and her girlfriends for a ‘bleaching’ party…. It ranks as one of the funniest few hours of my life! A local beautician runs them and is, supposedly, booked up for some time . First everybody douched - some people just can’t hold back Then a sterile wipe and assume the position …… want to know more? xxx"Yes. | |||
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"want to know more? xxx" I think I speak for everyone when I say: yes please | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
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"I read that you have to scrub the area with a wire brush first and put vinegar on to prime the skin. I guess you’ve got to put the hard yards in if you want a catalogue bullet hole. I'm sure you're peggers will appreciate the effort. " This is who I’m thinking of  | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart
Asking for that shade at the mixing station at B&Q would be an interesting conversation
Having looked at an actual Dulux colour chart I reckon "Malted Barley" would work for you.
It's in the Cuprinol range so you can do your shed too.
You're welcome.
Neighbour ‘ooo that’s a nice colour fence shade Rex, what colour is it’
Me ‘Hello Roger, it’s bum hole brown’
Neighbour
Rex: Thanks for lending me your brush Roger.
Roger: I don't remember my brush having quite so many bristles..." | |||
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"Just put some white cake frosting/icing on your bum instead, will look more pretty then.
Would people want to rim me more that way? "You would taste better for sure | |||
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"I was invited by a friend to join her and her girlfriends for a ‘bleaching’ party…. It ranks as one of the funniest few hours of my life! A local beautician runs them and is, supposedly, booked up for some time . First everybody douched - some people just can’t hold back Then a sterile wipe and assume the position …… want to know more? xxx"*groans* More deets please. | |||
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"I was invited by a friend to join her and her girlfriends for a ‘bleaching’ party…. It ranks as one of the funniest few hours of my life! A local beautician runs them and is, supposedly, booked up for some time . First everybody douched - some people just can’t hold back Then a sterile wipe and assume the position …… want to know more? xxx"Yes Can I be friends with your friends as well please | |||
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"want to know more? xxx I think I speak for everyone when I say: yes please" ^^ this | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember "Yeah but I know where it’s been | |||
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"Just put some white cake frosting/icing on your bum instead, will look more pretty then.
Would people want to rim me more that way?
You would taste better for sure "Would you rim me and give me a little wank at the same time then? | |||
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"I was invited by a friend to join her and her girlfriends for a ‘bleaching’ party…. It ranks as one of the funniest few hours of my life! A local beautician runs them and is, supposedly, booked up for some time . First everybody douched - some people just can’t hold back Then a sterile wipe and assume the position …… want to know more? xxx
*groans*
More deets please."And this ^^  | |||
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"Just seen a porn video with a woman who has her whole arsehole tattooed with ‘Nasty Bitch’! "Her name is Babs I think | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been "It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi | |||
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and it took another couple of Proseccos till she was ready ! Eventually she got in position and a foil rap with bleach on one side was duly applied and taped in place. Poor girl was blushing anyway and only came along as she was told we were getting a makeover 
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi"F&B won’t be round the table as well will he? | |||
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"So it was decided that we did it one at a time, we pulled straws for who went first…. The shyest most prim girl lost and it took another couple of Proseccos till she was ready ! Eventually she got in position and a foil rap with bleach on one side was duly applied and taped in place. Poor girl was blushing anyway and only came along as she was told we were getting a makeover
More? xx"Yes, I’ve got a semi and pre cum | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he? "Mais oui, il aime l'anus | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace "Just soak your pants in it, spend a day doing lunges and hey presto you’ll have a sparkly ring piece
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
Like bleaching teeth? "Yip kind off ha ha | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace
Just soak your pants in it, spend a day doing lunges and hey presto you’ll have a sparkly ring piece
Disclaimer: the views, opinions and advice expressed in this thread are my own personal musings and have no basis in fact and should not be taken any notice of. Said poster is not responsible for your bleach related injuries or you being laughed at in A&E "yes but a damp patch in his trousers | |||
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"I have done it granted it wasn’t the right bleach It was some stuff from love honey Worked not to bad You put it on dayly And leave on for 3 hours Worked not to bad Didn’t get that pornstar look though But granted to get that you have to go down the dangerous chemical root and fuck that Will it make my sphincter photogenic though? Mines turned out not to bad only a little dark but left that just wouldn’t go away So stopped use it Done it in total for about 2 weeks First week took most away And then after that it was just stubborn so went another week to no change So stopped useing But as sed it wasn’t the right bleach it was some herbal alternative that love honey sells Wasn’t expecting miracles For that you have to go down the chemical root And if done wrong it’s a trip to AE so fuck that I think I’ll just start giving it a proper wipe
Ha ha mines turned out not to bad
Reasults can be seen on
22 October 2022 Pic and that’s a year and hafe ago from done
Your meant to do it ever 9-12 months
I bloody love it here. Working from home today and spending ages on a spreadsheet... and now I'm checking out the colour of someone's ringpiece and nodding as if I've got a Dulux colour chart "Ha ha | |||
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"Swafeger
That’s the tingly stuff isn’t it? "Gritty stuff from work lol | |||
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"Once applied you had to stand for a couple on mins with your cheeks clenched to let the bleach get to where it needed to get to then you could relax… after an hour you can remove the foil clean the area and repeat after 30 mins…. It all sound quite tame typing this but the actual event was just hilarious xxx" I’m coming to your next bumhole bleaching party | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus"Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol | |||
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"Just soak your pants in it, spend a day doing lunges and hey presto you’ll have a sparkly ring piece
Disclaimer: the views, opinions and advice expressed in this thread are my own personal musings and have no basis in fact and should not be taken any notice of. Said poster is not responsible for your bleach related injuries or you being laughed at in A&E yes but a damp patch in his trousers "….and tie dye trousers. Soooo 90s, darling | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace
Just soak your pants in it, spend a day doing lunges and hey presto you’ll have a sparkly ring piece
Disclaimer: the views, opinions and advice expressed in this thread are my own personal musings and have no basis in fact and should not be taken any notice of. Said poster is not responsible for your bleach related injuries or you being laughed at in A&E "Can you send me some photos so I can see the results please | |||
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"Swafeger
That’s the tingly stuff isn’t it?
Gritty stuff from work lol "So this is why some blokes hang around the swafeger station at work | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge..." Mirror my friend | |||
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"Swafeger
That’s the tingly stuff isn’t it?
Gritty stuff from work lol
So this is why some blokes hang around the swafeger station at work "You need to use the one with the starfish on the bottle | |||
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"Just soak your pants in it, spend a day doing lunges and hey presto you’ll have a sparkly ring piece
Disclaimer: the views, opinions and advice expressed in this thread are my own personal musings and have no basis in fact and should not be taken any notice of. Said poster is not responsible for your bleach related injuries or you being laughed at in A&E yes but a damp patch in his trousers
….and tie dye trousers. Soooo 90s, darling"Bumhole bleaching has been around since the 90’s? | |||
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"Is it a double whammy grape shrinker too? " The clinker shrinking is my main objective | |||
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"3 hours. Then I’ll inspect it " Only 54mins to go  | |||
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"Add some Anusol to the bleach and you can treat your piles at the same time. " I like tugging on them as I’m about to shoot | |||
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"Is it a double whammy grape shrinker too? The clinker shrinking is my main objective "Tie em off with guy ropes and walk around as a life size marionette. Nobody will suspect a thing | |||
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"Swafeger
That’s the tingly stuff isn’t it?
Gritty stuff from work lol
So this is why some blokes hang around the swafeger station at work
You need to use the one with the starfish on the bottle " | |||
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"Is it a double whammy grape shrinker too? The clinker shrinking is my main objective
Tie em off with guy ropes and walk around as a life size marionette. Nobody will suspect a thing "My face might give the game away | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace "Do not do this without very clear instruction and knowledge of concentration/dilution of bleaching agent, length of time, precautions, etc. and not from people on Fab. You could cause yourself permanent damage/scarring. Actually, just don’t do it. | |||
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"Can you make it pretty colours instead of bleaching it? What colour bum hole would be you like to see Rex?" I like ones that look like mascara after someone’s been crying | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol"C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol"C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace "I think it depends if you use domestos gel or a cheap own brand. | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol
C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais "Oops | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace
Do not do this without very clear instruction and knowledge of concentration/dilution of bleaching agent, length of time, precautions, etc. and not from people on Fab.
You could cause yourself permanent damage/scarring.
Actually, just don’t do it."Thanks dude. It’s good to know a fellow brother is looking bout for me | |||
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"How long do you have to leave the bleach on before the stain goes?
Love and Ring peace
Do not do this without very clear instruction and knowledge of concentration/dilution of bleaching agent, length of time, precautions, etc. and not from people on Fab.
You could cause yourself permanent damage/scarring.
Actually, just don’t do it."That’s the exact reason I went down the herbal root and took a safer option on it worked not to bad Didn’t get the white pornstar look but definitely did lighten it a bit | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol
C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais "Tant que ce n'est pas un four hollandais | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol
C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais
Tant que ce n'est pas un four hollandais "Oui, il aime ca si ca sent vraiment bon | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol
C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais
Tant que ce n'est pas un four hollandais
Oui, il aime ca si ca sent vraiment bon"Sur le siège arrière d'une Ford Fiesta | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol
C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais
Tant que ce n'est pas un four hollandais
Oui, il aime ca si ca sent vraiment bon
Sur le siège arrière d'une Ford Fiesta"Vive le cul sec | |||
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"Until it starts burning
The stuff from work is industrial strength
I would pour some in a bowl, open your bum cheeks and just dip for approx 5 seconds then
What about my arse cheeks? Won’t the bleach make hairy arse go blonde?
Good point. I think you'll just have to tape the rest of your bum off, like decorators do
I’ll have to do this squatting over a mirror. Sounds a bit too much like hard work to me
Just get a turkey baster things and squirt some up then
Oohh I’ve got one of them and it’s nearly Christmas as well
There you go, result!!
I wouldn’t eat my turkey though
Its ok, the baster will be clean, you've bleached it remember
Yeah but I know where it’s been
It would add that little bit of je ne sais quoi
F&B won’t be round the table as well will he?
Mais oui, il aime l'anus
Désolé je ne parle pas espagnol
C'est bon, essayez le neerlandais
Tant que ce n'est pas un four hollandais
Oui, il aime ca si ca sent vraiment bon
Sur le siège arrière d'une Ford Fiesta
Vive le cul sec " | |||
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"Add some Anusol to the bleach and you can treat your piles at the same time. I like tugging on them as I’m about to shoot "I like sucking on them while I'm tongue fucking a cute bum hole. | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge... Mirror my friend "You do the old spread and neck twist do ya? Very vogue | |||
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"Add some Anusol to the bleach and you can treat your piles at the same time. I like tugging on them as I’m about to shoot
I like sucking on them while I'm tongue fucking a cute bum hole."That’s why I’m bleaching it | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge... Mirror my friend
You do the old spread and neck twist do ya?
Very vogue"I’m just a squatter unfortunately | |||
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"Is there an update on this? Any progress? Burning yet?" It’s tingling a bit pal | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge..." I see it when he takes his panties off and spreads it like Nutella it is dark and cold but once you get a finger in it feels like home | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge... I see it when he takes his panties off and spreads it like Nutella it is dark and cold but once you get a finger in it feels like home "Cold? Nah I like my homes warm and snuggly. I was gonna say wet too but I'm not MAD lemon! | |||
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"Is there an update on this? Any progress? Burning yet? It’s tingling a bit pal "Remember it'll be entirely worth it and noticeable! Or not, probably, but it'll be done! | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge... I see it when he takes his panties off and spreads it like Nutella it is dark and cold but once you get a finger in it feels like home
Cold? Nah I like my homes warm and snuggly. I was gonna say wet too but I'm not MAD lemon!"Once you get in his hole you'll be snuggly. And usually he pisses his pants so you'll get the wetness too. | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge... I see it when he takes his panties off and spreads it like Nutella it is dark and cold but once you get a finger in it feels like home "My home is your home | |||
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"Rex stop looking at your asshole! How DO you even see your asshole anyway?! Maybe my bootays huge... I see it when he takes his panties off and spreads it like Nutella it is dark and cold but once you get a finger in it feels like home
Cold? Nah I like my homes warm and snuggly. I was gonna say wet too but I'm not MAD lemon!
Once you get in his hole you'll be snuggly. And usually he pisses his pants so you'll get the wetness too. "Are you in there then? Cause I can imagine it would get lonely in that hole which...he pisses in now as well? Christ I really think he needs to visit a doctor Lemon? | |||
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"Skin bleaching soap and rose water." Thanks for reviving this. Rex does it look like a pretty snowflake yet? | |||
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"Skin bleaching soap and rose water. Thanks for reviving this. Rex does it look like a pretty snowflake yet?" I so want to draw a snowflake round his anus now. Anyone got a Sharpie? | |||
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"Skin bleaching soap and rose water. Thanks for reviving this. Rex does it look like a pretty snowflake yet?" It looks like be on Bumhole bleaching part 2 very soon | |||
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"Skin bleaching soap and rose water. Thanks for reviving this. Rex does it look like a pretty snowflake yet? It looks like be on Bumhole bleaching part 2 very soon "Is that on Channel 4? | |||
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"Skin bleaching soap and rose water. Thanks for reviving this. Rex does it look like a pretty snowflake yet? It looks like be on Bumhole bleaching part 2 very soon
Is that on Channel 4?"It’s on Dave | |||
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"Skin bleaching soap and rose water. Thanks for reviving this. Rex does it look like a pretty snowflake yet? It looks like be on Bumhole bleaching part 2 very soon
Is that on Channel 4?
It’s on Dave "Boy I sure love a sequel! Maybe you'll get a sidekick! | |||
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"Probs just easier to shave around it when you are in a shower? Whats it all for tho' (You don't have to reply if it incriminates you in any way lol!) "1) so I can reach at least page 24 of hot pics 2) so my lady rims me so good that she licks the back of my eyeballs | |||
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"Probs just easier to shave around it when you are in a shower? Whats it all for tho' (You don't have to reply if it incriminates you in any way lol!)
1) so I can reach at least page 24 of hot pics
2) so my lady rims me so good that she licks the back of my eyeballs "You should put on a pretty thong and bend over I guarantee you will get at least 16 fabs that's even with a dark hole. | |||
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"Probs just easier to shave around it when you are in a shower? Whats it all for tho' (You don't have to reply if it incriminates you in any way lol!)
1) so I can reach at least page 24 of hot pics
2) so my lady rims me so good that she licks the back of my eyeballs
You should put on a pretty thong and bend over I guarantee you will get at least 16 fabs that's even with a dark hole."Yeah I mean I would fab the shit out of it. That way it's clear for the rimming lady who I assume might be you? | |||
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"Probs just easier to shave around it when you are in a shower? Whats it all for tho' (You don't have to reply if it incriminates you in any way lol!)
1) so I can reach at least page 24 of hot pics
2) so my lady rims me so good that she licks the back of my eyeballs
You should put on a pretty thong and bend over I guarantee you will get at least 16 fabs that's even with a dark hole."16 will be the best Christmas present ever | |||
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"Asking for my friend obvs "Thank you, you're so good to me. I have all the advice I need now. I'll face time with results soon!! Make sure you've had a tactical wank first. T | |||
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