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That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years  because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? |
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in. "
depends if its an electric oven thats floor mounted or gas
Becareful with the gas one though id only move it out 2-3 times a year.
If you move it more than that have a new flex hose fitted every 2-3 years otherwise it can fail with the movement.
More so if pulled out every month. |
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
depends if its an electric oven thats floor mounted or gas
Becareful with the gas one though id only move it out 2-3 times a year.
If you move it more than that have a new flex hose fitted every 2-3 years otherwise it can fail with the movement.
More so if pulled out every month."
Gas, it's literally been in the same spot for a decade. I only realised coz I had my gas safety check and actually read the report which said that it wasn't attached to anything.
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"That I kinda want a man.
Just for Xmas though. "
I’ve told you before. A man is for life, not just for Christmas.
No, wait. This is Fab isn’t it. A man can be for five minutes if you want. Less, even.
Carry on. As you were. |
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"That I kinda want a man.
Just for Xmas though.
I’ve told you before. A man is for life, not just for Christmas.
No, wait. This is Fab isn’t it. A man can be for five minutes if you want. Less, even.
Carry on. As you were."
Men last longer than 5minutes?!?  |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? "
normally they are screwed through holes where oven door opens so an easy mistake to make |
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"That I kinda want a man.
Just for Xmas though.
I’ve told you before. A man is for life, not just for Christmas.
No, wait. This is Fab isn’t it. A man can be for five minutes if you want. Less, even.
Carry on. As you were.
Men last longer than 5minutes?!? "
I thought I did once, but it was the night the clocks went forward lol |
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Im learning that the darkness is just passing and im keeping the black rabbit at bay,and im learning that the next 6 months will be the worst of my life but it can only get better...hopefully |
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Best way to keep an oven clean is never use it.
That way, when women visit, they think you are a clean kitchen freak.
Allay the suspicions of the smarter ones with a strategically placed, part used, oven cleaning product. |
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"Best way to keep an oven clean is never use it.
That way, when women visit, they think you are a clean kitchen freak.
Allay the suspicions of the smarter ones with a strategically placed, part used, oven cleaning product."
For the sake of clarity, that's not something I learned today but part of my acquired knowledge base. |
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? normally they are screwed through holes where oven door opens so an easy mistake to make "
Some of us older guys last for ages |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? normally they are screwed through holes where oven door opens so an easy mistake to make
Some of us older guys last for ages"
well I lasted a while anyways  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Today I learned........
Your "Today I learned" thread is more popular than Winstons "Today I learned 2" thread.
He'll laugh, guaranteed.
LA
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I nearly had a breakdown  |
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"Best way to keep an oven clean is never use it.
That way, when women visit, they think you are a clean kitchen freak.
Allay the suspicions of the smarter ones with a strategically placed, part used, oven cleaning product."
Perhaps using the oven and being a splendid cook could be a turn on for a woman. |
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today? "
But m’lady - ‘Tis far better to pretend that you never discovered this fact and subsequently save yourself the Herculean job of cleaning behind it; ignorance is pure bliss, I find   |
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"Today I learned to not expect anything then I won’t be disappointed. The let downs just keep comin "
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today?
But m’lady - ‘Tis far better to pretend that you never discovered this fact and subsequently save yourself the Herculean job of cleaning behind it; ignorance is pure bliss, I find "
My dog's been dead for 3 years and there was enough fur under it to make a new woofa
Also a knife, a teaspoon, a cheese slice wrapper, a lid off a butter tub and 27p in coins!
I do need to do inside it too. Ain't used it in about 6 months |
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"That my oven is not attached to the wall as I believed it to be, and that I can actually pull it out to clean behind and under it.
10 years. 10 fucking years I believed I was unable to move it.
That's what he told me when I asked him to help me clean under it a few months after we moved in.
Aside from learning my oven hasn't been cleaned behind for 10 fucking years because I believed I needed to pay someone to do it for me coz my ex just couldn't be arsed to help or simply just wanted me to feel inadequate what have you learned today?
But m’lady - ‘Tis far better to pretend that you never discovered this fact and subsequently save yourself the Herculean job of cleaning behind it; ignorance is pure bliss, I find
My dog's been dead for 3 years and there was enough fur under it to make a new woofa
Also a knife, a teaspoon, a cheese slice wrapper, a lid off a butter tub and 27p in coins!
I do need to do inside it too. Ain't used it in about 6 months "
Quite the treasure trove in there m’lady - almost a full cutlery set in fact
Funnily enough, I was thinking about cleaning my oven the other day…
Thankfully, I never got around to acting upon it though.
Maybe I should make it a New Years Resolution? (after all, I never keep to them so there’s no real danger of any resulting hard work) |
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Today I learned that the quest for the golden pubes of the virgin elthel may never be found .due to lack of interest in my last thread OK a long time ago .
My post had nothing but junk mail and charity begging letters .
I learnt also I cant even put my shirt on properly haveing miss the left arm when trying to put it on
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I feel your oven cleaning pain. Mine is a gas oven and I'm not sure how well it is fitted, so I don't dare attempt to move it and just accept it's likely to be a minging mess behind there.
What have I learned today? The Chupa Chups lolly logo was designed by Salvador Dali. |
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