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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas. "

There should be photographic evidence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I eat Brandy butter by the spoons during moments of mad indulgence. Enjoy;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

There should be photographic evidence "

Give me 5 I'll show you the empty tub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is going to turn into a very pervy thread.

Cream…hot brunette…

I’ve actually never had brandy cream. Or brandy butter. Am I really missing out?!

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I've eaten all the brandy snaps and tree chocs

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

OP I'm sure it is fairly bad for you.

The clue's in the name Brandy Cream!

Either on their own not conducive to a healthy lifestyle combined

Next stop gout city.

Mince pies tho mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vive le cul sec

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is going to turn into a very pervy thread.

Cream…hot brunette…

I’ve actually never had brandy cream. Or brandy butter. Am I really missing out?!"

Oh my god yes!!!

Who's this hot brunette??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've eaten all the brandy snaps and tree chocs

Brandy snaps!! Adding them to the shopping list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who ate all the pies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec "

Does this involve sex?

If so...

In.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec

Does this involve sex?

If so...

In."
you changed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec

Does this involve sex?

If so...

In."

Do NOT fall for this.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic."

That sounds like it’s better done in a group, I’m heading over now. Shall I pick up another lot if they sell it in a 20 litre tub?

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By *nterblueMan over a year ago

manchester

"Mince pies..."

Need to keep well stocked on the mince pie front. I just finished some aldi all butter ones. There are some tesco ones at the back of the cupboard up next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Who ate all the pies

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"OP I'm sure it is fairly bad for you.

The clue's in the name Brandy Cream!

Either on their own not conducive to a healthy lifestyle combined

Next stop gout city.

Mince pies tho mmmmmmmmm

But it's Christmas? Surely it's allowed at this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec

Does this involve sex?

If so...

In."

See how it works guys !

A few words in French and the lady is okay for PIV and PIA and PIM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How have you never done that before omg!

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Who ate all the pies

Not me!"

Well apparently you did as you said you had ran out of them.

So either you ate them all or there's a mince pie thief in the house.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How have you never done that before omg!"

There's no way you have!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec

Does this involve sex?

If so...

In.

Do NOT fall for this."

I misread, the first time, and thought it was something to do with cul de sacs. That’s not what it is then?

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By *enelope2UWoman over a year ago

Fife

I put it in my coffee

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"OP I'm sure it is fairly bad for you.

The clue's in the name Brandy Cream!

Either on their own not conducive to a healthy lifestyle combined

Next stop gout city.

Mince pies tho mmmmmmmmm

But it's Christmas? Surely it's allowed at this time of year. "

I am no way able to criticise as I've eaten a whole box of mince pies since Saturday.

Nom nom nom.

Helloooo gout

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas. "

You're in a good mood blimey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How have you never done that before omg!

There's no way you have!"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

As the cake is always gone before the cream, my suggestion is buy back up biscuits it dip into the remaining cream.

The mr cheese

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Vive le cul sec

Does this involve sex?

If so...

In.

Do NOT fall for this.

I misread, the first time, and thought it was something to do with cul de sacs. That’s not what it is then?

Well to be honest, your ass is sort a cul de sacs so you aren’t completely wrong there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

You're in a good mood blimey

It's cold, it's dark, I have brandy cream.

I'm in an awesome mood.

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!"

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've already eaten a tub of cheese footballs and it's only 1st Dec.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

You're in a good mood blimey

It's cold, it's dark, I have brandy cream.

I'm in an awesome mood. "

Keep doing that then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve "

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten a tub of cheese footballs and it's only 1st Dec.

It's allowed in December.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just devoured a family pack size of Scampi ...I love the crunch when still frozen

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve "

Pauvre Pete!!

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By *valanche1001Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas. "

If it’s licked off someone else it contains no calories - FACT

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I've already eaten a tub of cheese footballs and it's only 1st Dec.

It's allowed in December.

So is liking men .. For one month

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

If it’s licked off someone else it contains no calories - FACT

Oh no, hairs

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte."

Je ne mange que de la bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite"

Ooh la la.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite

Ooh la la."

In for la chatte pendant que tu me bouffes la bite

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite

Ooh la la.

In for la chatte pendant que tu me bouffes la bite "

Aime manger de la bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite

Ooh la la.

In for la chatte pendant que tu me bouffes la bite

Aime manger de la bite

So I heard

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By *arkandlovelyWoman over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Would that get you pished?

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite

Ooh la la.

In for la chatte pendant que tu me bouffes la bite

Aime manger de la bite

So I heard "

Well at least its not fucking exhaust pipe's on a Citroen round the back of Asda's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite

Ooh la la.

In for la chatte pendant que tu me bouffes la bite

Aime manger de la bite

So I heard

Well at least its not fucking exhaust pipe's on a Citroen round the back of Asda's

Haha gotta love the ones on Citroen they are tighter , well I heard about it, I haven’t not experienced it yet

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By *humper.Man over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Would that get you pished?"

No, but the rum she's washing it down with will

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"Qui a mange tous les pates en croute? Sacre bleu!!

Pete, ce salaud aime la bite d’homme chauve

Je ne mange que de la chatte.

Je ne mange que de la bite

Ooh la la.

In for la chatte pendant que tu me bouffes la bite

Aime manger de la bite

So I heard

Well at least its not fucking exhaust pipe's on a Citroen round the back of Asda's

Haha gotta love the ones on Citroen they are tighter , well I heard about it, I haven’t not experienced it yet "

Oooh la la

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would that get you pished?

No, but the rum she's washing it down with will "

Ssshhhhhhh

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas. "

Maybe this ties in with your thread from this morning?

Anyway… happy Christmas, enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Late to the thread but in the same vein, Baileys pouring cream......delicious. I had some left over a while back, couldn't bear to throw it and dunked cookies in it instead. Christmas guilty secret...

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas. "

Are you using a tea spoon, a dessert spoon, a knife or a straw?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Late to the thread but in the same vein, Baileys pouring cream......delicious. I had some left over a while back, couldn't bear to throw it and dunked cookies in it instead. Christmas guilty secret...

You filthy dirty man. I love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ooh yeah. I bought more brandy cream today.

And yes, I believe this is partly responsible for my other thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

Are you using a tea spoon, a dessert spoon, a knife or a straw?"

Fingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You filthy dirty man. I love it

Even the cookies were those extra special Belgian choc ones....

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Mince pies.

So I'm just eating brandy cream straight out the tub. How have I never done this before!!!

It's orgasmic.

Plus I'm fairly sure it's not that bad for you right? I'm not even gonna look, that would spoil my mood.

I bloody love Christmas.

Are you using a tea spoon, a dessert spoon, a knife or a straw?

Fingers"

Oh be still my beating heart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh yeah. I bought more brandy cream today.

And yes, I believe this is partly responsible for my other thread. "

Not had brandy cream before. Am I missing out on life?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh yeah. I bought more brandy cream today.

And yes, I believe this is partly responsible for my other thread.

Not had brandy cream before. Am I missing out on life?"

Oh my god yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh yeah. I bought more brandy cream today.

And yes, I believe this is partly responsible for my other thread.

Not had brandy cream before. Am I missing out on life?

Oh my god yes. "

Dunk choc chip cookies in it. This will be the only thing you ever thank me for..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooh yeah. I bought more brandy cream today.

And yes, I believe this is partly responsible for my other thread.

Not had brandy cream before. Am I missing out on life?

Oh my god yes.

Dunk choc chip cookies in it. This will be the only thing you ever thank me for..

Ooh I have some of those.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooh yeah. I bought more brandy cream today.

And yes, I believe this is partly responsible for my other thread.

Not had brandy cream before. Am I missing out on life?

Oh my god yes.

Dunk choc chip cookies in it. This will be the only thing you ever thank me for..

Ooh I have some of those. "

Report back when your mouth isn't full and you have finally swallowed..

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