"No. But I’ll sometimes eat a mince pie to be “festive”.
I prefer stollen "
But I don’t get offered stollen. I get offered mince pies.
I don’t like the gritty bits in raisins, currents, and sultanas. They get in my teeth.
It’s a load of Victorian shite and we have proper modern deserts and chocolate biscuits and refrigerators now. I don’t see the point of any of it. |
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I can't remember. I ordered it for my work Christmas meal dessert. But I'm almost certain I have a mouthful most Christmas nights and it doesn't sit well with a belly full of all day drinking and I leave it. Don't know is my answer |
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"I would rather eat ASS
And for once I can be honest about meaning that truly here 
I could put a candle in my ass to blow out and wish on   "
It's not my birthday! Or do you just want me near your ass? |
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"I would rather eat ASS
And for once I can be honest about meaning that truly here
You like donkey then? "
I fucking love donkeys and could never eat one. Just give them a big old rub on their sad little faces |
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