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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Wednesday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

This evening it's all about making love or having sex, but not both.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Hi everybody

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening Nero. Hope you’ve had a good day? And I would be interested in your thoughts on tonight’s topic?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I want to do both.

Good evening OP, hope you have recovered from your down grading yesterday as a result of your faux par.

Good evening fabsters.

One hour to go at work, woo hoo

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everybody "

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••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero. Hope you’ve had a good day? And I would be interested in your thoughts on tonight’s topic? "

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Dear LíttlèBírd, good evening to you and thank you for ruffling your fine plumage. I like to make love. It doesn't have to be a spousal thing or anything overtly romantic. But I enjoy the occasional "fuck" too.

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

Oh I've been long absent from a nocturnal thread! Good evening all!

Mrs Racer

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I want to do both.

Good evening OP, hope you have recovered from your down grading yesterday as a result of your faux par.

Good evening fabsters.

One hour to go at work, woo hoo"

Hello and good evening -Agent Çoulson- ! I have indeed recovered from yesterday's epicurean faux pas. It was touch and go but an evening gin was the perfect panacea.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening Nero. Hope you’ve had a good day? And I would be interested in your thoughts on tonight’s topic?

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Dear LíttlèBírd, good evening to you and thank you for ruffling your fine plumage. I like to make love. It doesn't have to be a spousal thing or anything overtly romantic. But I enjoy the occasional "fuck" too."

Thank you. My plumage has been done especially for the Noc this evening

And making love is fabulous isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Nero, can I have sex tonight, I'll leave the making love till another night, I know what I need

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, can I have sex tonight, I'll leave the making love till another night, I know what I need "

Hi gorgeous

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh I've been long absent from a nocturnal thread! Good evening all!

Mrs Racer "

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Evening felicitations to BluebellRacer (Mrs Råçér)_! Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. There's a certain mystique about your opaque brassiere.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Good evening you bunch of delicious sexy beauties

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening Nero. Hope you’ve had a good day? And I would be interested in your thoughts on tonight’s topic?

°

Dear LíttlèBírd, good evening to you and thank you for ruffling your fine plumage. I like to make love. It doesn't have to be a spousal thing or anything overtly romantic. But I enjoy the occasional "fuck" too.

Thank you. My plumage has been done especially for the Noc this evening

And making love is fabulous isn’t it? "

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Making love maketh the man!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Hello everybody

I don’t think I need to answer that question

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By *rettyflamingoWoman  over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Good evening All

I’ve just spent the majority of this evening asleep on the settee! It’s going to be a long night !!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman  over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, can I have sex tonight, I'll leave the making love till another night, I know what I need "

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Good Evening M-Vïxën! You may have sex this evening and forgo all the love making techniques. But just for this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's a matter of desire at any given time yes? Sometimes i ache to be seduced, caressed, adored even. A slow, sensual, lustful encounter... Other times it's more throw me about like a blouse in the wind!

Or is that just me lol

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Not here "

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You're getting laid tonight, whether you like it or not, Wõnkõ.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good evening. Today I have done a lot of marking. I have encouraged job applications. I have read random shizz written by students.

I would rather that someone fucked me softly, screwed me gently, humped me, sweetly, balled me discreetly

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Oh I've been long absent from a nocturnal thread! Good evening all!

Mrs Racer

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Evening felicitations to BluebellRacer (Mrs Råçér)_! Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. There's a certain mystique about your opaque brassiere. "

Why thankyou

Also... make love everytime!

However, sometimes a wham bam, thankyou ma'am is required

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi "

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you bunch of delicious sexy beauties "

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Dee-licious Déé, I fell for thee between the minstrels and the fiddlers three . Will you make love to me?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello everybody

I don’t think I need to answer that question "

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Good evening MístyPèaks. I'm so very sorry to learn that you've become celibate. Let's celebrate your celibacy, you little minxy delicacy.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening All

I’ve just spent the majority of this evening asleep on the settee! It’s going to be a long night !! "

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Settee or Sofa? That's an idea for my next thread! Good evening to the prettiest FlaminGØ!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero and fellow nocturnals"

Warmest Nocturnal greetings to DeliciousDiVå! How are you this evening? When was the last time you were made love to?

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hello everybody

I don’t think I need to answer that question

°

Good evening MístyPèaks. I'm so very sorry to learn that you've become celibate. Let's celebrate your celibacy, you little minxy delicacy. "

Yup indeed I have. No more booby hugs, flirting or minx like behaviour.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello everybody

I don’t think I need to answer that question

°

Good evening MístyPèaks. I'm so very sorry to learn that you've become celibate. Let's celebrate your celibacy, you little minxy delicacy.

Yup indeed I have. No more booby hugs, flirting or minx like behaviour. "

What?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's a matter of desire at any given time yes? Sometimes i ache to be seduced, caressed, adored even. A slow, sensual, lustful encounter... Other times it's more throw me about like a blouse in the wind!

Or is that just me lol"

°

Your eloquence has oiled our sensual desires! Thank you for your passionate porn rendition. And good evening °AlittlteBitMore°.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left. "

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By *urious is the VoyeurMan  over a year ago

Rickmansworth

Good evening everyone

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Good evening you bunch of delicious sexy beauties

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Dee-licious Déé, I fell for thee between the minstrels and the fiddlers three . Will you make love to me?"

Only if the minstrels are of the chocolate variety

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left. "

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening. Today I have done a lot of marking. I have encouraged job applications. I have read random shizz written by students.

I would rather that someone fucked me softly, screwed me gently, humped me, sweetly, balled me discreetly "

KC², my perpetual passion flower. It's always a delight to hear about your daily scholastic anecdotes. Basically you want to be shagged left, right and centre, just like you're meant ta!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Oh I've been long absent from a nocturnal thread! Good evening all!

Mrs Racer

°

Evening felicitations to BluebellRacer (Mrs Råçér)_! Welcome to the Nocturnal fellowship. There's a certain mystique about your opaque brassiere.

Why thankyou

Also... make love everytime!

However, sometimes a wham bam, thankyou ma'am is required "

°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello everybody

I don’t think I need to answer that question

°

Good evening MístyPèaks. I'm so very sorry to learn that you've become celibate. Let's celebrate your celibacy, you little minxy delicacy.

Yup indeed I have. No more booby hugs, flirting or minx like behaviour.

What? "

°

I know! It's a lØve-making travesty!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good evening. Today I have done a lot of marking. I have encouraged job applications. I have read random shizz written by students.

I would rather that someone fucked me softly, screwed me gently, humped me, sweetly, balled me discreetly

KC², my perpetual passion flower. It's always a delight to hear about your daily scholastic anecdotes. Basically you want to be shagged left, right and centre, just like you're meant ta!"

You don't always have to fuck her hard, you know?!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening and hello CurioUS AdventuRES! How are you?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening you bunch of delicious sexy beauties

°

Dee-licious Déé, I fell for thee between the minstrels and the fiddlers three . Will you make love to me?

Only if the minstrels are of the chocolate variety "

°

I could never refuse you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him "

A twat I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Nero, can I have sex tonight, I'll leave the making love till another night, I know what I need

°

Good Evening M-Vïxën! You may have sex this evening and forgo all the love making techniques. But just for this evening. "

Oh thank you Nero, tonight will be my night,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a matter of desire at any given time yes? Sometimes i ache to be seduced, caressed, adored even. A slow, sensual, lustful encounter... Other times it's more throw me about like a blouse in the wind!

Or is that just me lol

°

Your eloquence has oiled our sensual desires! Thank you for your passionate porn rendition. And good evening °AlittlteBitMore°."

Porn perish the thought

HELLO F&B.... What a sweetass you have

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Hello everybody

I don’t think I need to answer that question

°

Good evening MístyPèaks. I'm so very sorry to learn that you've become celibate. Let's celebrate your celibacy, you little minxy delicacy.

Yup indeed I have. No more booby hugs, flirting or minx like behaviour.

What?

°

I know! It's a lØve-making travesty!!! "

I must remain strong and untempted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him "

°

Farrow & Ball™, a notorious household paint manufacturer. Superior to Dulux but inferior to Fired Earth™.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a matter of desire at any given time yes? Sometimes i ache to be seduced, caressed, adored even. A slow, sensual, lustful encounter... Other times it's more throw me about like a blouse in the wind!

Or is that just me lol

°

Your eloquence has oiled our sensual desires! Thank you for your passionate porn rendition. And good evening °AlittlteBitMore°.

Porn perish the thought

HELLO F&B.... What a sweetass you have "

Thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Nero, can I have sex tonight, I'll leave the making love till another night, I know what I need

Hi gorgeous "

Right back at you,

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening. Today I have done a lot of marking. I have encouraged job applications. I have read random shizz written by students.

I would rather that someone fucked me softly, screwed me gently, humped me, sweetly, balled me discreetly

KC², my perpetual passion flower. It's always a delight to hear about your daily scholastic anecdotes. Basically you want to be shagged left, right and centre, just like you're meant ta!

You don't always have to fuck her hard, you know?! "

°

Don't you dare roll you mince pies at me!

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By *enelope2UWoman  over a year ago

Fife

Finding a guy that is capable of doing both in the same session...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not here

°

You're getting laid tonight, whether you like it or not, Wõnkõ."

I putty the person having to join me then

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, can I have sex tonight, I'll leave the making love till another night, I know what I need

°

Good Evening M-Vïxën! You may have sex this evening and forgo all the love making techniques. But just for this evening.

Oh thank you Nero, tonight will be my night, "

²night indeed you shall find your kNight!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's a matter of desire at any given time yes? Sometimes i ache to be seduced, caressed, adored even. A slow, sensual, lustful encounter... Other times it's more throw me about like a blouse in the wind!

Or is that just me lol

°

Your eloquence has oiled our sensual desires! Thank you for your passionate porn rendition. And good evening °AlittlteBitMore°.

Porn perish the thought

HELLO F&B.... What a sweetass you have "

°

He's the sweetass taboo!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Not here

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You're getting laid tonight, whether you like it or not, Wõnkõ.

I putty the person having to join me then "

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They'll be putty in your hands.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not here

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You're getting laid tonight, whether you like it or not, Wõnkõ.

I putty the person having to join me then

°

They'll be putty in your hands."

Pitty Dammit

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Finding a guy that is capable of doing both in the same session..."

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Dear Penelope²U, firstly welcome to the Nocturnal, and good evening too. In this amorous melting pot that is the Nøcturnal Thread you will find a guy that can fulfil both of those requirements, with wanton aptitude and salacious skill.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon "

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

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By *enelope2UWoman  over a year ago

Fife


"Finding a guy that is capable of doing both in the same session...

°

Dear Penelope²U, firstly welcome to the Nocturnal, and good evening too. In this amorous melting pot that is the Nøcturnal Thread you will find a guy that can fulfil both of those requirements, with wanton aptitude and salacious skill."

Doubtful it's fab....

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Finding a guy that is capable of doing both in the same session...

°

Dear Penelope²U, firstly welcome to the Nocturnal, and good evening too. In this amorous melting pot that is the Nøcturnal Thread you will find a guy that can fulfil both of those requirements, with wanton aptitude and salacious skill.

Doubtful it's fab...."

°

Ye of little (Paloma) faith!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit? "

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer."

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n"

°

That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

°

That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps". "

^^ it really isn’t

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

°

That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

^^ it really isn’t "

°

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

°

That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

^^ it really isn’t "

Will he still love me tomorrow, d'ya think?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Hi everybody

°

••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?"

depends on who I'm with.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

°

That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

^^ it really isn’t

Will he still love me tomorrow, d'ya think?"

°

Mr.KC is a keeper, KC².

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

°

That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

^^ it really isn’t

Will he still love me tomorrow, d'ya think?"

Always

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everybody

°

••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?depends on who I'm with. "

How many paramours do you have???

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Hi

Every one, please say hello to Fabulous and Bearded. He's new here. In the Fab Automaton he is the right testicle to my left.

Who is F&B? I have never heard of him

A twat I reckon

Do you think? I thought maybe more of a twit?

°

He's a delicious Twit though! Mark my words, there is nothing finer.

https://g.co/kgs/aD6W2n

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That's George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps".

^^ it really isn’t

Will he still love me tomorrow, d'ya think?

Always "

One Fine Day

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I've always fancied KC². Fact.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Hi everybody

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••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?depends on who I'm with.

How many paramours do you have??? "

relationship or not

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everybody

°

••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?depends on who I'm with.

How many paramours do you have??? relationship or not "

°

Indulge me.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Hi everybody

°

••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?depends on who I'm with.

How many paramours do you have??? relationship or not

°

Indulge me."

Make love in a relationship

Have sex when not in one or as we say in Ireland have a ride.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everybody

°

••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?depends on who I'm with.

How many paramours do you have??? relationship or not

°

Indulge me.

Make love in a relationship

Have sex when not in one or as we say in Ireland have a ride. "

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That's a fair summary! Thank you.

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Hi everybody

°

••Cåptåin Cåvemån4¹•• — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Tell me, dear sir - do you make love or do just have sex!?depends on who I'm with.

How many paramours do you have??? relationship or not

°

Indulge me.

Make love in a relationship

Have sex when not in one or as we say in Ireland have a ride.

°

That's a fair summary! Thank you. †"

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not feeling any of these things. Can I have a long sleep with a side of not being touched? (does anyone hear tentacles?)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely "

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs "

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm not feeling any of these things. Can I have a long sleep with a side of not being touched? (does anyone hear tentacles?)"

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Good evening Inaswingdress! I think what you really need is a platonic massage, slow, soft and therapeutic.

Are you a sucker for tentacles?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs "

Hope you’re ok Sir? Booby hugs coming right up

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely "

This sounds utterly perfect

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Hello Nerolatte and nocturnal creatures. It's the start of my long weekend and it's been rather enjoyable *smug face*.

What about fucking though? Or is

that rather crass Zero?

In a really good session you can make love, fuck, have sex... all of those things. Why limit yourself in the myriad of ways you you can bring pleasure to another and they to you?

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm not feeling any of these things. Can I have a long sleep with a side of not being touched? (does anyone hear tentacles?)

°

Good evening Inaswingdress! I think what you really need is a platonic massage, slow, soft and therapeutic.

Are you a sucker for tentacles?"

Yes, that sounds nice. Then lavender oil and sleep.

Tentacles seem to be a sucker for me!

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs. "

I can’t be doing with celibacy. Boobs on their way

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

Hope you’re ok Sir? Booby hugs coming right up "

Of course I am. I just like feeling boobies pressed against me

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire

I’m in the mood for … snuggles and spooning !

Forking would be optional

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs. "

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

I can’t be doing with celibacy. Boobs on their way "

And she’s back in the room! Yay

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age "

Booby hugs can be withdrawn you know

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast. "

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect "

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.


"Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine "

Oh that sounds so perfect and festive! Love wreath making, they always seem that more rustic when alcohol is involved for some strange reason.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine "

Bailey's in bed! Lovely!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it. "

Good catch

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

"

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine Oh that sounds so perfect and festive! Love wreath making, they always seem that more rustic when alcohol is involved for some strange reason."

It was such a lovely night

The hotel was all festive! I need to get a nail brush out in the morning though; we had to wire wet moss around a ring made a right mess!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello Nerolatte and nocturnal creatures. It's the start of my long weekend and it's been rather enjoyable *smug face*.

What about fucking though? Or is

that rather crass Zero?

In a really good session you can make love, fuck, have sex... all of those things. Why limit yourself in the myriad of ways you you can bring pleasure to another and they to you? "

°

Good evening Mèlí, my here-but-not-forgotten-ex'wife. Every sexual dynamic has its merits and I'm not here to limit or constrain the multitudinous methods of wanton merriment.

Heck, I'd even offer you a Pumpkin Spiced Latte for a night of passion, me ole fruit!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

I wish I could add my photo of the wreath

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine Oh that sounds so perfect and festive! Love wreath making, they always seem that more rustic when alcohol is involved for some strange reason.

It was such a lovely night

The hotel was all festive! I need to get a nail brush out in the morning though; we had to wire wet moss around a ring made a right mess!! "

There's a joke in there somewhere

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I wish I could add my photo of the wreath "

Make sure you're in the photo with it and you can

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm not feeling any of these things. Can I have a long sleep with a side of not being touched? (does anyone hear tentacles?)

°

Good evening Inaswingdress! I think what you really need is a platonic massage, slow, soft and therapeutic.

Are you a sucker for tentacles?

Yes, that sounds nice. Then lavender oil and sleep.

Tentacles seem to be a sucker for me!"

°

It'll be sin-thetic (sic) lavender oil. I'm on a mission to save the Lavandula genus of Tasmania. Screw the Aussie one though.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I’m in the mood for … snuggles and spooning !

Forking would be optional "

°

Would an accidental forking be tolerated? Or would it be a fork by misadventure?

Good evening MisÅdventUre69! Snuggles and Spooning are aplenty on the Nocturnal waterbed.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"I wish I could add my photo of the wreath

Make sure you're in the photo with it and you can "

I thought about it

Mine was a bit wonky !!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age "

I was always enamoured by Goldberry. I think Tom Bombadil didn't pay her much attention.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine "

°

You two seriously need to change your name: I'm struggling with the lower class uppercase! Good evening to my most favourite {insert name here} couple.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it. "

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Was it a Radley™ handbag? It has a logo on it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

"

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You're so sprightly/spritely (qv)

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it.

Good catch "

°

She's my catch ^

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening tonight, we have ditched the usual Horlicks! We’ve had a Baileys! In bed!

I’ve been out with my friends to a nearby hotel and we made Christmas wreaths!

Would’ve been wholesome if we hadn’t had bottles of wine Oh that sounds so perfect and festive! Love wreath making, they always seem that more rustic when alcohol is involved for some strange reason.

It was such a lovely night

The hotel was all festive! I need to get a nail brush out in the morning though; we had to wire wet moss around a ring made a right mess!! "

°

It's sounds like a truly mågïcal evening, fuelled and lubricated by copious amounts of alcoholic grape juice.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I wish I could add my photo of the wreath "

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You can: insert {upload} into your message, preview it and then a new "upload window" opens up for you to attach your image.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

It's the Mïdnïght hour! ØØ:ØØhrs....

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it.

Good catch

°

She's my catch ^"

Flirting again?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all"

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Good Ëvening —PurpleZebra—

What a brilliantly authentic name! Welcome to the Nocturnal. How was your Wednesday?

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"I wish I could add my photo of the wreath

Make sure you're in the photo with it and you can

I thought about it

Mine was a bit wonky !! "

They're the best kind

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it.

Good catch

°

She's my catch ^

Flirting again? "

I like to exercise my flirt muscles and disperse any residual cobwebs!

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age

Booby hugs can be withdrawn you know "

Shocking! As cruel as Goldberry pulling Bombadil’s beard!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers "

I've already said too much. I can neither confirm not deny

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers

I've already said too much. I can neither confirm not deny "

*nor

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age

Booby hugs can be withdrawn you know

Shocking! As cruel as Goldberry pulling Bombadil’s beard! "

I do believe you and Nero are going to be on the punishment list…. grrrr

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it.

Good catch

°

She's my catch ^

Flirting again?

I like to exercise my flirt muscles and disperse any residual cobwebs!"

Oi I'm not a haddock!

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers

I've already said too much. I can neither confirm not deny

*nor"

I will put my best Jessica Fletcher head on and look into it

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

This sounds utterly perfect

It was lovely. The sun was shining on the sea and I just snatched my bag away before a dog peed on it.

Good catch

°

She's my catch ^

Flirting again?

I like to exercise my flirt muscles and disperse any residual cobwebs!

Oi I'm not a haddock!"

°

NC³ is fishing for compliments!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers

I've already said too much. I can neither confirm not deny

*nor

I will put my best Jessica Fletcher head on and look into it "

https://youtu.be/-av7F1JBmj4

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By *isAdventure69Woman  over a year ago

Hampshire


"I’m in the mood for … snuggles and spooning !

Forking would be optional

°

Would an accidental forking be tolerated? Or would it be a fork by misadventure?

Good evening MisÅdventUre69! Snuggles and Spooning are aplenty on the Nocturnal waterbed."

Forking is never off the table so possibly not off a waterbed either

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers

I've already said too much. I can neither confirm not deny

*nor

I will put my best Jessica Fletcher head on and look into it

https://youtu.be/-av7F1JBmj4"

That’s brilliant! I hadn’t seen that one

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

i get lost in this

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age

Booby hugs can be withdrawn you know

Shocking! As cruel as Goldberry pulling Bombadil’s beard!

I do believe you and Nero are going to be on the punishment list…. grrrr "

I shall seek the protection of the wisest of the Maiar…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening everyone.

I had breakfast sitting outside a small cafe looking at the sea this morning. It was lovely

Good evening Nicecouple561 Tell me, what happened to the previous 560 prototype Nice Couples? What was their fate?

Café culture is sooo under appreciated on the south coast.

I'm not at liberty to divulge the fate of 001 to 560. What I will say is that we have a large hard tennis court at NC towers...

I fear there may have been a serial killer involved there

I do love serial killers

I've already said too much. I can neither confirm not deny

*nor

I will put my best Jessica Fletcher head on and look into it

https://youtu.be/-av7F1JBmj4

That’s brilliant! I hadn’t seen that one "

°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age

Booby hugs can be withdrawn you know

Shocking! As cruel as Goldberry pulling Bombadil’s beard!

I do believe you and Nero are going to be on the punishment list…. grrrr

I shall seek the protection of the wisest of the Maiar… "

°

Aka Gandalf!

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"i get lost in this "

I see you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"i get lost in this "

°

Follow the labyrinthine thread from top to bottom, and you will find your inner cwtch!

Welcome to the Nocturnal ArtyIan!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden


"i get lost in this

I see you "

°

She's still awake and mulling over her next trip to London...

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By *rLothbrokMan  over a year ago

Lancs


"Evening Nero, evening nocturnal. Lovely to see you here again.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just perch in the corner today, could do with some booby hugs

°

Hello and good evening MrLõthbrõk! We've missed you! This evening our Nocturnal is devoid of all things "Middle-Earth"!

I'm sure MístyPèaks and/or LíttlèBírd would happily fulfil your request for BØØBy Hügs.

Of course. No meddling in middle earth in this age

Booby hugs can be withdrawn you know

Shocking! As cruel as Goldberry pulling Bombadil’s beard!

I do believe you and Nero are going to be on the punishment list…. grrrr

I shall seek the protection of the wisest of the Maiar…

°

Aka Gandalf! "

The Flame of Anor

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By *eroLondon OP   Man  over a year ago

Covent Garden

Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well! "

Sweet dreams kind host

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well! "

Sleep well Nero

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening kind Nero

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Good evening kind Nero "

I think he’s gone off up to bed! How are you doing tonight?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well!

Sweet dreams kind host "

Hey lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well!

Sweet dreams kind host

Hey lovely "

Hey sweetheart! Are you ok? X

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well!

Sweet dreams kind host

Hey lovely

Hey sweetheart! Are you ok? X"

I’m good thanks beautiful. I ought to sleep but I’m wide awake now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well!

Sweet dreams kind host

Hey lovely

Hey sweetheart! Are you ok? X

I’m good thanks beautiful. I ought to sleep but I’m wide awake now "

Aw bless you. Just seen this, sorry

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Gentlefolk, thank you for this evening's Nocturnal. I'm heading off to bed. It's an open mic session now. Sleep well!

Sweet dreams kind host

Hey lovely

Hey sweetheart! Are you ok? X

I’m good thanks beautiful. I ought to sleep but I’m wide awake now

Aw bless you. Just seen this, sorry "

That’s ok sweetheart. I got some sleep eventually xx

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