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over a year ago
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From my sister many years ago: A mug with 'Gino' written on it and a plastic comb, cheap toothbrush, small tube of unknown toothpaste, and a pair of them small rounded scissors inside the mug.
And I'd got her a fucking skateboard with the latest Cryptonic wheels and all the safety pads to go with it. Felt proper mugged I tell ya! Oops hehehe  |
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My husband once gave me abox with a note in saying that Ihad to hunt for my present. I thought how romantic.
Ha, he'd bought it, put it somewhere safe, so safe he couldn;t remember where he put it.
I got it at Easter |
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over a year ago
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Every year my partner ad I get each other a stocking and pop it on the end of the bed.
After he excitedly opened his to reveal the books he wished to read, the dvd's he had asked for and all the other little sentimental bits you put in...i excited picked up mine.
It contain....
One fake dog turd....which he promptly threw on the floor and giggled like a girl at it.
One pair of edible undies....size sml! which he then took a bite out of, just because he was curious to see what they tasted like.
One pack or adult playing cards (women)
and a plug adaptor. |
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"Every year my partner ad I get each other a stocking and pop it on the end of the bed.
After he excitedly opened his to reveal the books he wished to read, the dvd's he had asked for and all the other little sentimental bits you put in...i excited picked up mine.
It contain....
One fake dog turd....which he promptly threw on the floor and giggled like a girl at it.
One pair of edible undies....size sml! which he then took a bite out of, just because he was curious to see what they tasted like.
One pack or adult playing cards (women)
and a plug adaptor."
Did the stocking go nicely round his throat.................................... Tight |
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"Every year my partner ad I get each other a stocking and pop it on the end of the bed.
After he excitedly opened his to reveal the books he wished to read, the dvd's he had asked for and all the other little sentimental bits you put in...i excited picked up mine.
It contain....
One fake dog turd....which he promptly threw on the floor and giggled like a girl at it.
One pair of edible undies....size sml! which he then took a bite out of, just because he was curious to see what they tasted like.
One pack or adult playing cards (women)
and a plug adaptor."
WOW!! What classy gifts.......that's Mrs Stu's pressie's sorted for this year...off out to joke shop now  |
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"Every year my partner ad I get each other a stocking and pop it on the end of the bed.
After he excitedly opened his to reveal the books he wished to read, the dvd's he had asked for and all the other little sentimental bits you put in...i excited picked up mine.
It contain....
One fake dog turd....which he promptly threw on the floor and giggled like a girl at it.
One pair of edible undies....size sml! which he then took a bite out of, just because he was curious to see what they tasted like.
One pack or adult playing cards (women)
and a plug adaptor.
Did the stocking go nicely round his throat.................................... Tight"
lets just say he hasnt made the same mistake again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My ex husband bought me a tumble dryer for our first christmas together..... even he couldn't fail to see the disappointment shining in my eyes. He took me out and bought me a new dress and a coat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i remember one of my friends took me to his house to show me his impressive video collection.
the next xmas a gift from him i recived some of those videos he no longer watched lmao all tatty cases and everything lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One year a friend bought me a Spice girls single, I've still got it somewhere, can't remember what it was called but it's the one with the spanish sounding guitar at the start. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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curling tongs from my mother........ my hair like leo sayer after bein plugged into a socket it gets attacked every day with the ghd's and she got me curling tongs after 27 yrs of moanin about curls and spendin a fortune on straightnin products and straightners!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My worse xmas pressy was a bottle of perfume from quid shop my daughter bought me when she was younger, i loved it of course when i opened it, as all mums do lol
But i remember her saying to me one day "mum why dont you ever wear that perfume i bought you" so i said "i do but because you bought it i save it for special occasions" phew got away with it till one day she found it and it was nearly empty and she commented on how it was nearly all gone, so i said "thats because its my fave and i wear it a lot" so she went and got me another for my birthday ffs, took me 5 months of squrting it down the loo to get rid of that too |
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"curling tongs from my mother........ my hair like leo sayer after bein plugged into a socket it gets attacked every day with the ghd's and she got me curling tongs after 27 yrs of moanin about curls and spendin a fortune on straightnin products and straightners!! "
thats very funny xx |
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
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I've had two, both from the same sister in law.
1 year it was one of those singing fish on a plinth.
Year after it was a coffee mug, just a plain white coffee mug.
And she seemed dissapointed when I put it in the cupboard with all the ones we already owned |
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By (user no longer on site)
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From my inlaws... some 'dress' jewellery (I'm allergic to nickel), a beige shawl and some Charlie perfume.
This was 2 years ago (I was 28). I still have the perfume stashed in an old handbag. The shawl made one appearance when we went away for a weekend with them and I gingerly wore the jewellery once for a meal at their house - I put them on at the doorstep when we arrived and took them off in the car on the way home then itched for a week!  |
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I got a very heavy pressie from a friend a few years back and put it under the tree in great antisipation, when I opened it it was a glass storage jar!! ??? Just the like the ones in the pound shop! I never did find a use for it and eventually sold ot on a car boot sale for 50p  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From my inlaws... some 'dress' jewellery (I'm allergic to nickel), a beige shawl and some Charlie perfume.
This was 2 years ago (I was 28). I still have the perfume stashed in an old handbag. The shawl made one appearance when we went away for a weekend with them and I gingerly wore the jewellery once for a meal at their house - I put them on at the doorstep when we arrived and took them off in the car on the way home then itched for a week! "
Oh be careful...
I was in a pub once and a guy sniffed the air and said whats that ?
I said.."oh...you can smell my " 
Never lived that down |
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"From my inlaws... some 'dress' jewellery (I'm allergic to nickel), a beige shawl and some Charlie perfume.
This was 2 years ago (I was 28). I still have the perfume stashed in an old handbag. The shawl made one appearance when we went away for a weekend with them and I gingerly wore the jewellery once for a meal at their house - I put them on at the doorstep when we arrived and took them off in the car on the way home then itched for a week!
Oh be careful...
I was in a pub once and a guy sniffed the air and said whats that ?
I said.."oh...you can smell my "
Never lived that down "
PMSL |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
When was about 8years old, i saves and saved and got my best mate a Transformer for xmas, she was a tomboy and a half.
Was dead excited to give it to her as i knew she would love it.
Was rather disappointed when i opened my present of a scabby old teddy that she didnt like. And she didnt even have to work for her pocket money - her parents just gave her money.
That was a big lesson in learning you give to give, not to recieve!!!!
Now i give nothing, lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Worst present was a pair of knitted gloves from an old Aunt they were too small as well so threw them out...
Two months later when I saw her she asked me if I had liked my gift of the gloves with the £10 notes stuffed into each finger for security in the post...Doh!  |
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"Worst present was a pair of knitted gloves from an old Aunt they were too small as well so threw them out...
Two months later when I saw her she asked me if I had liked my gift of the gloves with the £10 notes stuffed into each finger for security in the post...Doh! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one yr my nana gave me hand knitted jumper for xmas. it had a snooker table on it, all the balls and 2 cues! I had to wear it all day down the pub and to dinner. I was 22 at the time!! But god I wish I still had it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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one of my favs was an aunty when we were younger knitted me and my 3 brothers jumpers.... i think she must have borrowed the pattern from quasimodo..... one sleeve too long other 2 short neck that would have choked u and in the most horrendous shade of burgandy which matched our faces after wearin them for ten mins!! still look at the photo and laugh! |
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