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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!"
I heard it was horses spunk lol |
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You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles.
The proof is asking those WITH arthritis in their hands, IF they used to crack their knuckles.
You can't count the knuckle crackers the teacher gave you! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"You'll get arthritis if you crack your knuckles.
The proof is asking those WITH arthritis in their hands, IF they used to crack their knuckles.
You can't count the knuckle crackers the teacher gave you! "
I have it but a lot of my bones crack. I didn't do the knuckle cracking the boys did but my hand bones all crunch. So do my shoulders, neck, ankle etc.
It didn't cause the arthritis. |
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The Frosties "they're gonna taste great" kid. Remember that advert?
People across all the schools had a story of what became of him. Mostly evolving around him having to go into protection because he was getting so many death threats over that horrible advert.
One particularly sinister story involved him killing himself in a pretty grim way.
But the truth is he's alive and well, not living in protection. Just a normal bloke, doing normal bloke stuff.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The tinder date one. I'm forever getting gullible friends tell me the tale of a friend of a friend.
If you Google tinder date urban legend you get the story. I show my friends and still they don't believe it.
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"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!"
some guy wrote it on the toilet wall where several crudely cut holes were hewn out of the wood panelling  |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!"
heard basically the same story about Stephen Gatley post mortem stomach full of cum thought it bullshit then |
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I like the Bob Dylan urban myth when he flew to London to meet Dave Stewart but through some misunderstanding spent the day chatting and sipping tea with some other random Dave's wife. Then he flew home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!"
The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!
The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped "
Love this lol. Wonder who's next?
Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway? |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
persistent one around here comes out on a regular basis
local farmer phones police about robbers on his property going through his barns is told "sorry no officers spare as we are bussy "
farmer waits five mins then calls back with panick in his voice that "someone has been shot during a robbery "
within 10 mins force helicopter multiple vans and arvs turn up at the farm asking "wheres the gunman" ?
farmer responds" dont know what your talking about but didnt you have no officers spare as you were to busy " |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Im sure a lot of us remember the Richard Gere and the Gerbil story.
And, Captain Pugwash. With the infamous characters Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy.
Total lies. I remember reading in Loaded magazine that there were no such characters. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!
The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped
Love this lol. Wonder who's next?
Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway? "
Ha ha, so the story has stayed the same since the early 80's, only the splodge guzzler involved is updated.
Shall we take bets on who is next.
Not sure about being sick. But how many guys would it take to fill a pint glass?? |
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"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!
The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped
Love this lol. Wonder who's next?
Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway?
Ha ha, so the story has stayed the same since the early 80's, only the splodge guzzler involved is updated.
Shall we take bets on who is next.
Not sure about being sick. But how many guys would it take to fill a pint glass??"
If 10cc and the loving spoonful are to be believed, about 57 men |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
I think my favourite is the “Good Luck Mr Gorsky” one - I was gutted when I found out it probably wasn’t real.
Apparently, if you listen to recordings of Neil Armstrong when he walking on the moon, at one point, appropos of nothing, he says “Good Luck Mr Gorsky”.
No-one knew for years, but the story went that the famously taciturn Armstrong eventually revealed that when he was growing up, he lived next door to the Gorskys; a couple that were forever arguing.
One day, a teenage Armstrong was sitting in his garden and he heard them arguing yet again. The climax(!) of the argument arrived when Mrs Gorsky yelled “the day I give you another blow-job is the day the boy Armstrong next door walks on the moon”  .
Brilliant story: sadly, it’s apocrychal, apparently. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
First I heard was the mad axeman on the car roof one.
Then another local one is the amount of people who say they are friends with the nurse who pulled a tooth brush out of TV presenter Chris Peacock's arse. She must be a very popular lady and a totally indiscreet nurse lol |
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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago
just somewhere around here |
"Guinness is high in Iron and good for you.
You actually need 17 pints to consume your recommended daily intake of Iron...hic  "
More iron in single egg yolk than in a pint of guinness
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Im sure a lot of us remember the Richard Gere and the Gerbil story.
And, Captain Pugwash. With the infamous characters Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy.
Total lies. I remember reading in Loaded magazine that there were no such characters. "
Tom the cabin boy. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I think my favourite is the “Good Luck Mr Gorsky” one - I was gutted when I found out it probably wasn’t real.
Apparently, if you listen to recordings of Neil Armstrong when he walking on the moon, at one point, appropos of nothing, he says “Good Luck Mr Gorsky”.
No-one knew for years, but the story went that the famously taciturn Armstrong eventually revealed that when he was growing up, he lived next door to the Gorskys; a couple that were forever arguing.
One day, a teenage Armstrong was sitting in his garden and he heard them arguing yet again. The climax(!) of the argument arrived when Mrs Gorsky yelled “the day I give you another blow-job is the day the boy Armstrong next door walks on the moon” .
Brilliant story: sadly, it’s apocrychal, apparently. "
Did he howl at the moon, when she ceded to his demands? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Im sure most of us have been victim to an urban myth/rumour or two in our time.
One that springs to mind from when i was a teen was:
'Marc Almond admitted to hospital and a pint of spunk pumped from his stomach!'
Looking back, you realise how ridiculous it is. But then....it was definitely true.
Someone in the playground told us, so that's a 100% credible source, isnt it??
And how did this rumour go nationwide?? No Internet. It wasnt in the news.
Mates in Humberside, West Midlands, Manchester/Lancashire and Cumbria all heard the same rumour at school.
Over to you!!
The version of this I heard was that it was lil Kim who had to have her stomach pumped
Love this lol. Wonder who's next?
Surely after consuming so much you'd just throw up anyway?
Ha ha, so the story has stayed the same since the early 80's, only the splodge guzzler involved is updated.
Shall we take bets on who is next.
Not sure about being sick. But how many guys would it take to fill a pint glass??"
10cc is the band who said, it's the average amount and a pint is 565 mils, so at a guess, 56 loads? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That in “The Wizard of Oz”, one of the actors playing a munchkin committed suicide by hanging themselves from a tree on set, and you can see it in the film |
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