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Have you ever put a phone in your bum crack…….
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"I did but the service is terrible down there…" You must be with 3 mobile then  | |||
"No. But that is how I set my phone alarm to wake me up each morning.....
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"Jackass" Oh my  | |||
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"I tried it, then remembered I had no mates." Is the phone still there then? | |||
"……..and asked your mate to call you?
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"……..and asked your mate to call you?
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You forgot ring-piece "I led you in nicely | |||
"I've done worse than that. " I’ve seen the pictures | |||
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"Not intentionally. Not saying it hasn't happened "Was it a mobile phone or one of them old style turn dial ones? | |||
"No. I use a Nokia 3310 and my bum hole is far too small for that kind of thing!! " A 3310 is perfect for foreplay  | |||
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"No but I have put a cracked in my mobile x" Is it a big crack? | |||
"I did but the service is terrible down there… You must be with 3 mobile then "2 mobile would be more appropriate. | |||
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"……..and asked your mate to call you?
Love and earpiece "No but my phone under my balls and asked my house mate to ring it | |||
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"Not intentionally. Not saying it hasn't happened
Was it a mobile phone or one of them old style turn dial ones? "Phone booth one. | |||
"No but I have put a cracked in my mobile x" Huge x | |||
"I did but the service is terrible down there… You must be with 3 mobile then
2 mobile would be more appropriate. "I see what you did there you little tinker | |||
"I've done worse than that. I’ve seen the pictures "I know. I love making you wank to my weird shit. X | |||
"Yes, i find there are better acoustics down there" Is it like one of those Austrian mountain calling horns? | |||
"Mines a bIphone. It likes both holes. " Ah, you have a flip phone I see  | |||
"……..and asked your mate to call you?
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No but my phone under my balls and asked my house mate to ring it "Is the correct answer  | |||
"Amateur! Just have to go to settings and try out a sexy jazzy ringtone" Do you not have any friends? | |||
"Not intentionally. Not saying it hasn't happened
Was it a mobile phone or one of them old style turn dial ones?
Phone booth one."I hope nobody was in it when you sat on it | |||
"I've done worse than that. I’ve seen the pictures
I know. I love making you wank to my weird shit. X"It’s not weird to me | |||
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"Nope my ass checkes would probably crush it " Yours would take one of those army phones | |||
"No. I use a Nokia 3310 and my bum hole is far too small for that kind of thing!! A 3310 is perfect for foreplay "Frantically looking at my trusty blue and white Nokia to see if it's a 3310. What's the point of model numbers if they aren't on the phone somewhere? Whatever model it is, it has far and away the best wake up alarm ever: "IT'S TIME TO GET UP, the time is ...."! | |||
"No. I use a Nokia 3310 and my bum hole is far too small for that kind of thing!! A 3310 is perfect for foreplay
Frantically looking at my trusty blue and white Nokia to see if it's a 3310. What's the point of model numbers if they aren't on the phone somewhere?
Whatever model it is, it has far and away the best wake up alarm ever: "IT'S TIME TO GET UP, the time is ...."!"If you can play snake on it then it’s a 3310 | |||
"I've done worse than that. " Please don’t say it was a trunk call? | |||
"Amateur! Just have to go to settings and try out a sexy jazzy ringtone Do you not have any friends? "It lasts longer STOOPID | |||
"Nope my ass checkes would probably crush it Yours would take one of those army phones "Emmm no comment | |||
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" If you can play snake on it then it’s a 3310 "No idea. I've never bought any phone with the intention of playing a game on it. The only games I play are 'Silly buggers' 'Fast and loose' and 'Away from home'! | |||
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"Yes, i find there are better acoustics down there Is it like one of those Austrian mountain calling horns? "Yes. Exactly that  | |||
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"Not intentionally. Not saying it hasn't happened
Was it a mobile phone or one of them old style turn dial ones?
Phone booth one.
I hope nobody was in it when you sat on it "Someone might have been inside having a piss | |||
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"I have...but the people queueing outside the phonebox i was in werent impressed." | |||
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