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Have you ever put a phone in your bum crack…….
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did but the service is terrible down there…
You must be with 3 mobile then 
2 mobile would be more appropriate.  "
I see what you did there you little tinker |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not intentionally.
Not saying it hasn't happened 
Was it a mobile phone or one of them old style turn dial ones?
Phone booth one."
I hope nobody was in it when you sat on it |
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"No. I use a Nokia 3310 and my bum hole is far too small for that kind of thing!!
A 3310 is perfect for foreplay  "
Frantically looking at my trusty blue and white Nokia to see if it's a 3310. What's the point of model numbers if they aren't on the phone somewhere?
Whatever model it is, it has far and away the best wake up alarm ever: "IT'S TIME TO GET UP, the time is ...."! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No. I use a Nokia 3310 and my bum hole is far too small for that kind of thing!!
A 3310 is perfect for foreplay
Frantically looking at my trusty blue and white Nokia to see if it's a 3310. What's the point of model numbers if they aren't on the phone somewhere?
Whatever model it is, it has far and away the best wake up alarm ever: "IT'S TIME TO GET UP, the time is ...."!"
If you can play snake on it then it’s a 3310 |
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If you can play snake on it then it’s a 3310 "
No idea. I've never bought any phone with the intention of playing a game on it.
The only games I play are 'Silly buggers' 'Fast and loose' and 'Away from home'! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Not intentionally.
Not saying it hasn't happened
Was it a mobile phone or one of them old style turn dial ones?
Phone booth one.
I hope nobody was in it when you sat on it "
Someone might have been inside having a piss |
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