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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is your newest sex toy. So what is it, and what are you going to do with it?

I bought two second hand Bernard Cornwell books. So I can seduce you by reading about long ago battles in my sexy voice. Then spank you with it

How about you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A coat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll just read the Starbuck chronicles while you sit on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Samsung Flip4Z

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito

A cat paw glove. I thought it was a pair but it was just one.

Who the hell sells gloves singularly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fitted sheets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z "

Oh ! Congratulations bet it looks lush

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Blue cheer..vincebus eruptum cd..

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

A single mattress

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

A oodie for my sisters b day x

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

A Moonpig card

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Deep heat and a pumice stone

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Moisturiser

Umm... It's not even an exfoliant type. It won't have fun tingly feeling downstairs

... I conclude I'm not that good at sex

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Deep heat and a pumice stone "

You kinky bastard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An inner tube.

Could maybe use it to spank an arse.

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I ordered a LEAVE ME ALONE T-shirt yesterday, will upload a pic when it arrives

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

About a month's worth of dog food. I'm going to use it to feed the dog!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z

Oh ! Congratulations bet it looks lush "

It is beautiful, I didn't take it out of the box until the Otterbox case I bought came

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Deep heat and a pumice stone

You kinky bastard "

That was my thought

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A silver engraved tankard for the birth of my first grandson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z

Oh ! Congratulations bet it looks lush

It is beautiful, I didn't take it out of the box until the Otterbox case I bought came

"

to be fair I can understand why !

Which colour did you take ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z

Oh ! Congratulations bet it looks lush

It is beautiful, I didn't take it out of the box until the Otterbox case I bought came

to be fair I can understand why !

Which colour did you pick ? "

Pick*

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

2 pairs of boots.

No! A toddler Christmas duvet cover set.

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By *adyBugsWoman  over a year ago

cognito


"Deep heat and a pumice stone

You kinky bastard "

I read it as deep throat and a pumice stone..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ordered some new lingerie and stockings from Ann Summers in the week, for our dirty weekend away.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z "

How's the vibrate function?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heels for Monday x

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"An inner tube.

Could maybe use it to spank an arse.

"

I purchased a pair of leather sandals off eBay. Could also be used to spank an arse , or even two at the same time.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"An inner tube.

Could maybe use it to spank an arse.

I purchased a pair of leather sandals off eBay. Could also be used to spank an arse , or even two at the same time.

"

To be fair, most things can be used to spank an arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some chicken and chips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z

How's the vibrate function?"

Dunno, currently on silent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Plastic model tanks.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"Deep heat and a pumice stone

You kinky bastard

I read it as deep throat and a pumice stone.. "

I’ll be disappointed if that’s not part of the deal now I’ve bought it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just ordered a dog bed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fire alarm testing keys . Rock and roll lifestyle for me x

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By *eard and BoobsCouple  over a year ago

Portstewart

I bought boo 2 new toys which have been a great success and she even suggested trying temperature play with one of them tonight so it's in the fridge for later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An inner tube.

Could maybe use it to spank an arse.

I purchased a pair of leather sandals off eBay. Could also be used to spank an arse , or even two at the same time.

To be fair, most things can be used to spank an arse "

I ordered a washing up bowl too...

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A pair fly net Nike's

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

Genuine Stihl chainsaw chain

18 inch bar - 0.325 Pitch - 68 teeth - 1.6mm wide

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Genuine Stihl chainsaw chain

18 inch bar - 0.325 Pitch - 68 teeth - 1.6mm wide "

You definitely shouldn't spank an arse with that

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester


"Genuine Stihl chainsaw chain

18 inch bar - 0.325 Pitch - 68 teeth - 1.6mm wide

You definitely shouldn't spank an arse with that "

That made me laugh loudly

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By *StepsAheadMan  over a year ago

Lancs

Car parts

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

Lanson

A new fly line

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

My place in the London 2 Brighton bike ride

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

New underwear and pajamas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vit C serum

T.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire

A Beastie Boys CD...

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Train tickets. Before that, a door seal for the oven.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Floss picks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bondage kit

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple  over a year ago

Neath valley.

Both bought underware.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman  over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Socks..

I know...boring shit

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Is your newest sex toy. So what is it, and what are you going to do with it?

I bought two second hand Bernard Cornwell books. So I can seduce you by reading about long ago battles in my sexy voice. Then spank you with it

How about you? "

An ebook

Before that it was an iPhone plug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some filter papers for my coffee Brewer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A train ticket other than that I’ve not ordered anything for months I can’t remember what it would’ve been

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A second hand Fleshlight. Are they supposed to be full of cum? Or should I swill it out?

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By *uicy jonesMan  over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Loads of Nike clothes and trainers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

One of those funky head massagers

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Oodies for me and my kids

Tg

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham

A bear that I'll not even open the box of until I'm ready to resell (currently only worth double what I paid for it, I'll wait)

And a one off Kaycee dragon - will be staying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

VINYL HALTER NECK BIKINI TOP IN LIME

VINYL HIGH WAISTED BIKINI BOTTOMS IN LIME

VINYL HALTER NECK BIKINI TOP IN NEON CORAL

VINYL HIGH WAISTED BIKINI BOTTOMS IN NEON CORAL

PLUNGE MICRO BIKINI TOP IN PINK

HIGH WAISTED BRAZILIAN BIKINI BOTTOMS IN PINK

Sorry yip I just copy and paste the confirmation email order came to day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some new seamed stockings. Can’t wait to wear them to work tomorrow , should make the day go quicker

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By *inballs99Man  over a year ago

Blackheath

A replacement Noah carractor (he went missing from the arck)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr hankys lampeick dildo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Issey miyake aftershave

3 bath both bombs sets

And 3 loreal men gift sets

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A calendar for next year and parcel bags. Yeah I know, random!

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Replacement battery for hedge trimmer as UK no longer do them it's been banned

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

A mid layer top

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Motorbike wing mirrors x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

4 rolls of black and white film

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Issey miyake aftershave

3 bath both bombs sets

And 3 loreal men gift sets"

someone is getting treated

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

Oestrogen and Spironolactone tablets....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A black lace bodysuit

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By *umbiyaMan  over a year ago

Halifax

An Iron Man figurine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A black lace bodysuit "

You know now that you've said that, you have to take a picture and post it on Fab. It's the rules

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place

A very stretchy bit of blue play wear that was teeny weeny in the packet...

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"A black lace bodysuit

You know now that you've said that, you have to take a picture and post it on Fab. It's the rules "

Wonderful rules. Now you can take a picture in nothing but your coffee filter paper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A black lace bodysuit

You know now that you've said that, you have to take a picture and post it on Fab. It's the rules "

It in my private photos. So I broke no rules

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By *iger4uWoman  over a year ago

In my happy place


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VINYL HALTER NECK BIKINI TOP IN LIME

VINYL HIGH WAISTED BIKINI BOTTOMS IN LIME

VINYL HALTER NECK BIKINI TOP IN NEON CORAL

VINYL HIGH WAISTED BIKINI BOTTOMS IN NEON CORAL

PLUNGE MICRO BIKINI TOP IN PINK

HIGH WAISTED BRAZILIAN BIKINI BOTTOMS IN PINK

Sorry yip I just copy and paste the confirmation email order came to day "

You could have used 2 words.

3 bikinis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Issey miyake aftershave

3 bath both bombs sets

And 3 loreal men gift sets someone is getting treated "

I've a big family

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Traffic lights, mad I know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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VINYL HALTER NECK BIKINI TOP IN LIME

VINYL HIGH WAISTED BIKINI BOTTOMS IN LIME

VINYL HALTER NECK BIKINI TOP IN NEON CORAL

VINYL HIGH WAISTED BIKINI BOTTOMS IN NEON CORAL

PLUNGE MICRO BIKINI TOP IN PINK

HIGH WAISTED BRAZILIAN BIKINI BOTTOMS IN PINK

Sorry yip I just copy and paste the confirmation email order came to day

You could have used 2 words.

3 bikinis"

Yes but then people couldn’t google it and see them I am smart that way bascule if you google what’s in capptle letters it will bring up exactly what I purchased

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Traffic lights, mad I know."

Is that a new sex toy?

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By *ldbutrandyMan  over a year ago

West Midlands


"An inner tube.

Could maybe use it to spank an arse.

I purchased a pair of leather sandals off eBay. Could also be used to spank an arse , or even two at the same time.

To be fair, most things can be used to spank an arse "

I could name a few that couldn't.

1. Your own elbow

2.flour

3.a copy of the Bible ( well. I guess you could. But you'd go to hell )

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By *esi_maverickMan  over a year ago

Solihull

AirPods Pro 2

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By *rFunBoyMan  over a year ago

Longridge


"Is your newest sex toy. So what is it, and what are you going to do with it?

I bought two second hand Bernard Cornwell books. So I can seduce you by reading about long ago battles in my sexy voice. Then spank you with it

How about you? "

Portable gas cooker.

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By *iltopbearMan  over a year ago

Norfolk

M65 Jacket.

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By *edstockings2Couple  over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Different sizes of wooden balls

I have about a hundred balls and I only needed one.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS  over a year ago

Alcester

[Removed by poster at 05/11/22 01:41:46]

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Coffee

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Brake pads and discs for the mrs mini.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is your newest sex toy. So what is it, and what are you going to do with it?

I bought two second hand Bernard Cornwell books. So I can seduce you by reading about long ago battles in my sexy voice. Then spank you with it

How about you? "

pair of gloves for my son

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Kent

Quick action throttle for my R1

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman  over a year ago

all loved up

Small purse to go in my hand luggage

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By *omRachCouple  over a year ago

Wirral

A t shirt to send to the USA in time for Xmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gas Camp stove and oven all in one. Brought it to go camping next year and also if the power cuts still go ahead they are saying about. We will still be able to cook.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some sexy long johns

Oh wait i forgot theres no such thing carry on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Russian wife.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A heated throw.

The one I've had for the last 2 years has finally given up

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By *coobyABCMan  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Chain and sprocket

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By *om and JennieCouple  over a year ago

Chams or Socials

A new pair of Snag tights & a book for a child relative

J x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dobbies club membership.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Some sexy long johns

Oh wait i forgot theres no such thing carry on "

Maybe I'll have to do a picture wearing nothing but my long johns to prove they can be sexy

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham


"4 rolls of black and white film"

Loved working in black and white (c41) when I had film cameras

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Cheap motherboard,ram and cpu combo. Going to put in a mini pc build then add Linux Mint. Will make a decent streaming box for the bedroom. Also will play video file formats that the tv cannot.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Phone chargers

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By *atisfiedSighWoman  over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

Ha the last thing I bought online was a sex toy. Happy days!

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By *G LanaTV/TS  over a year ago

Gosport

Little white panties to go with the stockings and suspenders which arrived Thursday and the bra which came yesterday. Possibly take them all to a T-girl evening at a sauna soon.

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon


"Ha the last thing I bought online was a sex toy. Happy days!"

Checks Vinted history..... are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bottle of whisky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Love eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Love eggs."

God damn autocorrect.

Tennis racket.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Lingerie

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By *wingin CatMan  over a year ago

London

An original Jackie Wilson record.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 books - ‘conversations with Tom petty’ and ‘hotel California - a history of artists, songwriters and musicians who lived in Laurel Canyon in LA in the 60s and 70s

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By *ichaelsmyMan  over a year ago

douglas

i have a motorcycle and needing a new tax disc holder.

but since the uk did away with them, no one has them any more lol

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By *ikeC81Man  over a year ago

harrow

Shorts as going to Middle East ina few weeks

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

A shower screen sealing strip. It's made of transparent plastic stuff and will be dead useful for sealing the shower screen.

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By *eliusMan  over a year ago

Henlow

Adam West autograph

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Slippers and a book.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Samsung Flip4Z "

How are you finding it? I was tempted to get one but couldn't justify the expense? Do you use it as a more capable phone or replace a laptop/i-pad with it?

Be interesting to know how the screen holds up over time with all that bending and folding

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

A Christmas bauble

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