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(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
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"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
Anyone not at least trying is not trying."
a) For bloody ever
b) Unknown as only got a CSE grade3 in maths, I was at the dentist when we did percentages.
c) God knows. |
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"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
Anyone not at least trying is not trying.
a) For bloody ever
b) Unknown as only got a CSE grade3 in maths, I was at the dentist when we did percentages.
c) God knows. "
100% correct !
I do have other p.j.'s obvs but ... they've been on the maiden for 24 hrs now .... |
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A and B have the same answer, the time taken will increase exponentially relative to the need for them to be dry.
C, you are obviously not righteous enough, as we all know, the sun always shines on the righteous.
Hope this helps
(I think we both know I couldn’t give a rats arse)
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"A and B have the same answer, the time taken will increase exponentially relative to the need for them to be dry.
C, you are obviously not righteous enough, as we all know, the sun always shines on the righteous.
Hope this helps
(I think we both know I couldn’t give a rats arse)
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I think we both know that I couldn't give a rats arse about you not giving a rats arse and number 3 is wrong. |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
Anyone not at least trying is not trying."
its gotta be pythagorus theorem or maybe an algorithm  |
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"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
Anyone not at least trying is not trying.its gotta be pythagorus theorem or maybe an algorithm "
Pythagoras was into geometry more than laundry....
There def an algorithm in there somewhere......
Joke : What kind of contraception are you gonna use....?
Ans : Think I'll go rythym
Boom ! |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
Anyone not at least trying is not trying.its gotta be pythagorus theorem or maybe an algorithm
Pythagoras was into geometry more than laundry....
There def an algorithm in there somewhere......
Joke : What kind of contraception are you gonna use....?
Ans : Think I'll go rythym
Boom !"
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"Are you taking in temperature & humidity differentials - wind speed if a factor - youre going to need a spreadsheet ….  "
How long does it take a spreadsheet to dry ?
I'm going back to the tumbly ......
I tried to be good but sheesh |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Whats a maiden?
To me it's a clothes horse but most people call them maidens. A clothes airer......
What is a gapping fanny ?"
Hmm learn something new every day. I’ve never heard them called a maiden, clothes horse, airer, dryer etc. yep.
Gapping fannys are the best kind.
Very rare to find, hence me still being on the hunt! |
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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago
north staffs/cheshire |
If the maiden is hot, then only a couple of hours….although the crotch may stay damper for longer.
If the maiden has a jumper on over the top, this may take about 51% longer … especially if it’s buttons rather than zip
The reason the sun gets covered by clouds…butterfly wings |
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"Whats a maiden?
To me it's a clothes horse but most people call them maidens. A clothes airer......
What is a gapping fanny ?
Hmm learn something new every day. I’ve never heard them called a maiden, clothes horse, airer, dryer etc. yep.
Gapping fannys are the best kind.
Very rare to find, hence me still being on the hunt!"
I keep telling you its ....... GAPING with one P Bob |
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"If the maiden is hot, then only a couple of hours….although the crotch may stay damper for longer.
If the maiden has a jumper on over the top, this may take about 51% longer … especially if it’s buttons rather than zip
The reason the sun gets covered by clouds…butterfly wings"
Are you a scientist ? |
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"Are you taking in temperature & humidity differentials - wind speed if a factor - youre going to need a spreadsheet ….
How long does it take a spreadsheet to dry ?
I'm going back to the tumbly ......
I tried to be good but sheesh"
Depends on if its a sgl,dbl or king size spreadsheet… they vary so much xx |
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"(a)How long does it take cottom p.j's to dry on the maiden?
(b) By what percentage is the drying time increased if you have hung your longline jumper on the rail above the p.j's ?
(c) Why does the sun disappear after you drag the maiden from the dark side to the sunny side ?
Anyone not at least trying is not trying."
a) Ages
b) 100% (variation may occur due to the humidity around the maiden)
c) Astrophysics |
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By *im ZeeMan
over a year ago
north staffs/cheshire |
"If the maiden is hot, then only a couple of hours….although the crotch may stay damper for longer.
If the maiden has a jumper on over the top, this may take about 51% longer … especially if it’s buttons rather than zip
The reason the sun gets covered by clouds…butterfly wings
Are you a scientist ?"
Kind of |
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