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Most embarrassing thing said when d*unk
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you ever been going about your day, and then just have a random thought of a time you were d*unk and embarrassed yourself or someone else, and then just hang your head in shame for a minute's silence 
I had one today, about a memory almost 10 years ago. It was a friend's birthday and he had alot of friends there that I hadn't seen in months , or years. As the night went on and we all got tipsy or d*unk, I bumped into a girl who I used to chat to alot. She was pregnant when I last saw her, and to my idiocy, I thought she still was lol. I mean it had only been a year since I'd seen her. Do the math first then open your mouth. But alas, I did not do that.
We were talking, both abit tipsy. I opened my mouth as I pointed to her stomach.
'You must be ready any day now'
She replied 'That day was 3 months ago'
My brain should have left it there as it did the math. But it didn't.
I replied 'oh wow, so you wanted another so soon? Amazing!'
She replied 'No'
So yeah, that was the end of the friendship.
Lesson: Don't be like me
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yeah. University, back in the day. Post pub chip shop. Flirty hot lass asked if she could have a bite on my sausage … my reply was so cringe I can’t even type it out here, 30 years later. Suffice to say, my willy did not get wet that night   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh I am the world's worst for this! Nothing devastating but I just lose any filtering ability after a few, enough to make me cringe excruciatingly for a while! A few fabbers have had the dubious pleasure of listening to d*unk me ramble, hence why I much prefer alcohol free meets ! |
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Once stuck my d*unk boss in a taxi, took £30 out of his wallet to give the driver and told him to take him to an address on the opposite side of the city. Then threw his wallet into a plant pot. Guy was a total cunt. I regret nothing. |
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Out on a date in the early 90's with a girl id fancied for a few years.
After drinks we decided to go for a meal. But i didn't have much money. I told her this, and she said not to worry, we can go dutch.
To which i replied, "Why? Is Dutch food cheaper,?" |
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"Out on a date in the early 90's with a girl id fancied for a few years.
After drinks we decided to go for a meal. But i didn't have much money. I told her this, and she said not to worry, we can go dutch.
To which i replied, "Why? Is Dutch food cheaper,?""
I'm cringing for you.
Reminds of a story my brother told me. He and his friends all ordered steak the waitress went round the table asking how they'd like it, all of them said "medium" except one hapless fellow who said "large" |
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"Out on a date in the early 90's with a girl id fancied for a few years.
After drinks we decided to go for a meal. But i didn't have much money. I told her this, and she said not to worry, we can go dutch.
To which i replied, "Why? Is Dutch food cheaper,?"
I'm cringing for you.
Reminds of a story my brother told me. He and his friends all ordered steak the waitress went round the table asking how they'd like it, all of them said "medium" except one hapless fellow who said "large" "
Your story reminds me of when my 24 stone cousin who could eat for Britain went into a restaurant and the waitress asked, "How do you like your steak cooked sir?" His reply was, "Cut off its horns, and wipe its arse!" |
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