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over a year ago
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.. that’s a wank. Surely?
A proper BJ is strictly hands-free, and plenty of eye contact.
I’m right lads, yes? You knows it.
Or am I wrong, and you’re a big fan of the wanking off into the mouth thing?
Let’s do our bit for science and settle this once and for all  |
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".. that’s a wank. Surely?
A proper BJ is strictly hands-free, and plenty of eye contact.
I’m right lads, yes? You knows it.
Or am I wrong, and you’re a big fan of the wanking off into the mouth thing?
Let’s do our bit for science and settle this once and for all "
Hands is just a lazy blowjob - like if im feeling lazy i’ll wank off in the cinema with someone else’s hand. Standards need to be maintained and you’re the man for the job Dan!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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".. that’s a wank. Surely?
A proper BJ is strictly hands-free, and plenty of eye contact.
I’m right lads, yes? You knows it.
Or am I wrong, and you’re a big fan of the wanking off into the mouth thing?
Let’s do our bit for science and settle this once and for all
Hands is just a lazy blowjob - like if im feeling lazy i’ll wank off in the cinema with someone else’s hand. Standards need to be maintained and you’re the man for the job Dan!! "
exactly! Lazy. That’s the word. Lazy wankers |
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1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’  |
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’ "
You can't simultaneously wank and suck though! |
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’
You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!"
I can’t suck it at all. I know! I’ve tried.  |
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’
You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
I can’t suck it at all. I know! I’ve tried. "
See! You'd be getting a new experience if you have both at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’
You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
I can’t suck it at all. I know! I’ve tried. "
We all have at one point in our lives, my friend, we all have ….  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah if they hold the base with their hand then that’s fine but wanking it, is their way of speeding things along
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;-) yep.. get it all over with as quickly as possible, we know what you’re up to!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love doing a bit of balls massaging and I agree it should be hands-free for the most part. But you know the jaw needs a rest every now and then and that needs to be factored in, especially for the girthy out there. Also guilty of using wanking as a hint that that’s quite long enough and ready for the reward |
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I love it best when a lady pulls down on my foreskin as she envelopes the head of my cock and glans in her mouth before pulling her head and mouth back whilst simultaneously pulling up on my foreskin.
If that makes sense? |
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"I love it best when a lady pulls down on my foreskin as she envelopes the head of my cock and glans in her mouth before pulling her head and mouth back whilst simultaneously pulling up on my foreskin.
If that makes sense? "
Mr KC rather enjoys this too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You already know my thoughts on this ......
I really enjoyed your bio, a woman that knows what she wants and has the figure to back it up"
Just don't look at my face and you'll still be pleased..... |
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".. that’s a wank. Surely?
A proper BJ is strictly hands-free, and plenty of eye contact.
I’m right lads, yes? You knows it.
Or am I wrong, and you’re a big fan of the wanking off into the mouth thing?
Let’s do our bit for science and settle this once and for all "
I will be the first to put my hand up and say I am not a great...um...mouth piece..
I genetically have a too small jaw... I had to have all of my wisodm teeth out as there was no space! My gag reflex is way too sensitive. Big pills and supplements make me gag. fizzy drinks make me cough.
So I have to improvise so my mouth doesn't get tired. I do a combination type of Lingam massage with mouth, hands and tougue. Eye contact is rare due to me changing mouth and body positions.
The only way there's going to be eye contact hands-free is if I'm comfortable (dodgy knee) and you are my long-term lover/boyfriend/husband/life partner.
Soz... some dude like it the way I do it so.. I just stick with that.
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"My hands are usually on their arse cheeks pulling them in deeper  "
Lol! yeah I can't do that with my mouth...unless they want my breakfast lunch and dinner all over them and their floor/bed. Wont' be any p in v after vomit for me. Tums and gaviscon. |
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’ "
I mean I can wank it myself too but if I had to score one higher than the other...a man doing it do me turns me on way more! |
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"You already know my thoughts on this ......
I really enjoyed your bio, a woman that knows what she wants and has the figure to back it up
Just don't look at my face and you'll still be pleased..... "
No need to be coy, you can tell I'm not an oil painting but I know an attractive woman when I see one |
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’
You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
I can’t suck it at all. I know! I’ve tried. "
Was just about to ask how bendy you are.
More yoga classes man! Lol! |
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"I love doing a bit of balls massaging and I agree it should be hands-free for the most part. But you know the jaw needs a rest every now and then and that needs to be factored in, especially for the girthy out there. Also guilty of using wanking as a hint that that’s quite long enough and ready for the reward "
I've got a small jaw...  . There is no way I could hands-free. Maybe If I had a rich sugar daddy who could train me every day....everyone else and me in real life not so lucky. |
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"I love it best when a lady pulls down on my foreskin as she envelopes the head of my cock and glans in her mouth before pulling her head and mouth back whilst simultaneously pulling up on my foreskin.
If that makes sense? "
it's an art...not easily learnt as most of the men I've been with have been circumcised. |
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"What about those that can’t fit it all in their mouth…….asking for a friend  "
Part of the small mouth/jaw brigade here. No sir you can't just ram it in my throat for 30 minutes....unless you want my breakfast lunch and dinner on you and your cock. Projectile vomiting is not sexy to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I tightly grip the knob end with my teeth and yank the bollocks up and down the shaft. Always leaves them speechless. They say it was the best BJ ever and doing it again would spoil the memory. |
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If it's a wank with a moist receptacle enveloping some of it, it's a wank. I put those into the list of those who can 'lick for hours', something's not being done right.
If you're tired of sucking or not enjoying it, stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".. that’s a wank. Surely?
A proper BJ is strictly hands-free, and plenty of eye contact.
I’m right lads, yes? You knows it.
Or am I wrong, and you’re a big fan of the wanking off into the mouth thing?
Let’s do our bit for science and settle this once and for all
Hands is just a lazy blowjob - like if im feeling lazy i’ll wank off in the cinema with someone else’s hand. Standards need to be maintained and you’re the man for the job Dan!!
exactly! Lazy. That’s the word. Lazy wankers "
Not necessarily, since the mouth and tongue provides the wet and warmth, and the hands provide tightness and rhythm. Also, not forgetting the testicles and the perineum.
I generally don’t use hands due to deep throat like a pro porn star “not my words...!” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You have to mix it up a bit in my opinion, just because your tongues don't get tired after all the hours of licking pussy, our poor mouths need a rest, especially those with thick cocks! |
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"You have to mix it up a bit in my opinion, just because your tongues don't get tired after all the hours of licking pussy, our poor mouths need a rest, especially those with thick cocks!"
Pretty sure the same rule applies though, if someone was licking your clit, then they said a finger inside you, the purist wouldn't stop them and say it wasn't being done right. |
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"You have to mix it up a bit in my opinion, just because your tongues don't get tired after all the hours of licking pussy, our poor mouths need a rest, especially those with thick cocks!"
Yes, I think an alteration of the technique (sucking, licking, wanking etc) actually adds to the pleasure.
Certainly, I especially love it if, when a lady wishes to give her jaw a little break as it were, if they use the subsequent lubrication on my head and glans from their oral caress, to wank me.
….alternatively they can make me a cup of tea if they prefer |
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"You have to mix it up a bit in my opinion, just because your tongues don't get tired after all the hours of licking pussy, our poor mouths need a rest, especially those with thick cocks!"
Totally right. Variety is the spice of life and way more exciting and such a turn on… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I tightly grip the knob end with my teeth and yank the bollocks up and down the shaft. Always leaves them speechless. They say it was the best BJ ever and doing it again would spoil the memory. "
Oh?? |
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"If it's a wank with a moist receptacle enveloping some of it, it's a wank. I put those into the list of those who can 'lick for hours', something's not being done right.
If you're tired of sucking or not enjoying it, stop "
But I don't wanna stop playing with a nice juicy cock....just my jaw hurts...not my tongue or my hands.... ..maybe my knees...switch positions.
I don't have a cock of my own to play with. That's the novelty. That's and making a man squirm, twinge and moan. lol!
I'm only stopping if they tell me to stop and...um....that's not happened yet...Lol!
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Fuck me, I thought that I was doing it all brilliantly till I read this! Mind, never had any complaints, I don’t like giving handjobs only though as how on earth could I ever top what they can do themselves? Don’t mind casual edging when we are chilling and chatting in between sessions though, my favourite way to watch a film just with one hand on a cock and one hand in the popcorn bucket  |
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I stroke the balls adds to the experience if you don't believe me try it. Also I reach around and grab the butt cheeks as I deep throat. Just as orgasm is about to happen I tickle the base of the back near the kidneys adds to the intensity and causes nice involuntary spasms. |
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"If it's a wank with a moist receptacle enveloping some of it, it's a wank. I put those into the list of those who can 'lick for hours', something's not being done right.
If you're tired of sucking or not enjoying it, stop "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to mix it up a bit in my opinion, just because your tongues don't get tired after all the hours of licking pussy, our poor mouths need a rest, especially those with thick cocks!"
I thought a woman’s jaw would have had a lot of practice from all that talking you guys do… |
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There shouldn't be any rules. I like it when the lady switches up techniques, going from no hands, to hands, etc, and varying the pace and angle. Saying they shouldn't use hands is a little limiting in my view |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have to mix it up a bit in my opinion, just because your tongues don't get tired after all the hours of licking pussy, our poor mouths need a rest, especially those with thick cocks!
I thought a woman’s jaw would have had a lot of practice from all that talking you guys do… "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll be honest, I've never been in a situation where I've felt the need to express that there is too much hand action going on.
Just lay back and enjoy the moment |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Also….
Can any of us ever say that they have had a crap BlowJob? Cause being honest I can’t say yes to that"
Yes.
Someone inexperienced many moons ago in my younger days. No enthusiasm, horrendous teeth contact and was as if they'd forgotten they had a tongue in their mouth. And at the time I myself was too polite to point out it wasn't enjoyable.
It's very possible to have a bad blow job. Less likely via here as the majority have a tad more experience in such matters, but I'm sure most people have had a bad one even if they didn't realise at the time.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Also….
Can any of us ever say that they have had a crap BlowJob? Cause being honest I can’t say yes to that"
Yes.. mostly when they vigorously use their hands to wank instead …
Crap BJ, excellent Hand Job! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Also….
Can any of us ever say that they have had a crap BlowJob? Cause being honest I can’t say yes to that
Yes.. mostly when they vigorously use their hands to wank instead …
Crap BJ, excellent Hand Job! "
Basically what's called a 'gobby wank'.
Nothing wrong with them and can be very enjoyable.
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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Thanks for an interesting read over my morning coffee! Personally I like to take my time and use a range of different techniques - some involving my hands and some not.
On the 'bad BJ' topic - the majority of guys I have been with have said they have experienced shockingly bad head...tho they may not have known it at the time and they didn't realise how good it could be till they experienced a woman who both knew what she was doing and loved every moment of giving. |
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By *lackroses85Woman
over a year ago
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"Thanks for an interesting read over my morning coffee! Personally I like to take my time and use a range of different techniques - some involving my hands and some not.
On the 'bad BJ' topic - the majority of guys I have been with have said they have experienced shockingly bad head...tho they may not have known it at the time and they didn't realise how good it could be till they experienced a woman who both knew what she was doing and loved every moment of giving."
This.....they seem surprised that some women love every second and will take a load in the mouth x |
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"Thanks for an interesting read over my morning coffee! Personally I like to take my time and use a range of different techniques - some involving my hands and some not.
On the 'bad BJ' topic - the majority of guys I have been with have said they have experienced shockingly bad head...tho they may not have known it at the time and they didn't realise how good it could be till they experienced a woman who both knew what she was doing and loved every moment of giving."
This is so true, the difference between a woman who doesn't enjoy giving head, and one who does, is absolutely massive. Those that love it are sent by the angels |
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"Thanks for an interesting read over my morning coffee! Personally I like to take my time and use a range of different techniques - some involving my hands and some not.
On the 'bad BJ' topic - the majority of guys I have been with have said they have experienced shockingly bad head...tho they may not have known it at the time and they didn't realise how good it could be till they experienced a woman who both knew what she was doing and loved every moment of giving."
You are famed throughout the land for yours though, we can only hope to be as good |
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"Thanks for an interesting read over my morning coffee! Personally I like to take my time and use a range of different techniques - some involving my hands and some not.
On the 'bad BJ' topic - the majority of guys I have been with have said they have experienced shockingly bad head...tho they may not have known it at the time and they didn't realise how good it could be till they experienced a woman who both knew what she was doing and loved every moment of giving."
Probably the source of the not uncommon 'I've never come from a BJ' claims, including mine. Women just don't don't know what they are doing..  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Thanks for an interesting read over my morning coffee! Personally I like to take my time and use a range of different techniques - some involving my hands and some not.
On the 'bad BJ' topic - the majority of guys I have been with have said they have experienced shockingly bad head...tho they may not have known it at the time and they didn't realise how good it could be till they experienced a woman who both knew what she was doing and loved every moment of giving.
You are famed throughout the land for yours though, we can only hope to be as good "
Ha ha. Well God knows what legendary status you will have achieved by the time you are my age!! In my wildest fantasies I team up with Mrpussylicking and we make it out mission to save the world from mediocre oral sex experiences together!! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Proper".
I don't know what a proper blowjob is. Doesn't it vary a lot? I'm quite happy to just use my mouth but sometimes it's nice to mix up the tempo a bit isn't it? Like long slow links when you're holding the cock firmly at the base, looking at them as you trace your tongue up and down their shaft. Just in the mouth sounds a bit dull. But I don't have a cock so what do I know? |
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""Proper".
I don't know what a proper blowjob is. Doesn't it vary a lot? I'm quite happy to just use my mouth but sometimes it's nice to mix up the tempo a bit isn't it? Like long slow links when you're holding the cock firmly at the base, looking at them as you trace your tongue up and down their shaft. Just in the mouth sounds a bit dull. But I don't have a cock so what do I know? "
I prefer a lick than a link but apart from that, sounds hot. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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".. that’s a wank. Surely?
A proper BJ is strictly hands-free, and plenty of eye contact.
I’m right lads, yes? You knows it.
Or am I wrong, and you’re a big fan of the wanking off into the mouth thing?
Let’s do our bit for science and settle this once and for all
I will be the first to put my hand up and say I am not a great...um...mouth piece..
I genetically have a too small jaw... I had to have all of my wisodm teeth out as there was no space! My gag reflex is way too sensitive. Big pills and supplements make me gag. fizzy drinks make me cough.
So I have to improvise so my mouth doesn't get tired. I do a combination type of Lingam massage with mouth, hands and tougue. Eye contact is rare due to me changing mouth and body positions.
The only way there's going to be eye contact hands-free is if I'm comfortable (dodgy knee) and you are my long-term lover/boyfriend/husband/life partner.
Soz... some dude like it the way I do it so.. I just stick with that.
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Hmm sounds like excuses to me, can’t you get some false wisdom teeth put in and look into getting a bigger Jaw fitted ? Eye contacts pretty vital too, but a selfie on a phone in one hand can help, with the added benefit he can zoom into your eyes to come faster if it’s not working.
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By *eliWoman
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""Proper".
I don't know what a proper blowjob is. Doesn't it vary a lot? I'm quite happy to just use my mouth but sometimes it's nice to mix up the tempo a bit isn't it? Like long slow links when you're holding the cock firmly at the base, looking at them as you trace your tongue up and down their shaft. Just in the mouth sounds a bit dull. But I don't have a cock so what do I know?
I prefer a lick than a link but apart from that, sounds hot. "
Ha. That's what happens when you type with your secondary rather than primary brain. |
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Go and suck a cock using only your mouth and you'll soon realise it's not as fun as it sounds.
I can't imagine sucking a cock and my hands doing nothing. I like to grab it, pull it, twist it and give it the bop bop combo. Sure, every so often it's lovely to use only your mouth, but maybe just for a few moments if you're being restrained or you just want to take it all in when you're giving an ultimate gluk gluk 8000.
My jaw can get quite achey so it's always a bit of variety when I give a blowjob. It's a bit of everything thrown in.
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"Go and suck a cock using only your mouth and you'll soon realise it's not as fun as it sounds.
I can't imagine sucking a cock and my hands doing nothing. I like to grab it, pull it, twist it and give it the bop bop combo. Sure, every so often it's lovely to use only your mouth, but maybe just for a few moments if you're being restrained or you just want to take it all in when you're giving an ultimate gluk gluk 8000.
My jaw can get quite achey so it's always a bit of variety when I give a blowjob. It's a bit of everything thrown in.
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Bop it? That’s assault! |
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I love using my hands too, especially when it's really sloppy from deep throating. Or when you hold their gaze and spit on it and then wank it in....
Right, off to sort myself...ahem, I mean something....out....BRB... |
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"1st, if she has my dick for a moment, and wants to play with it, she can do whatever she wants.
But you’re right. There’s a difference between a wank and a blow job. I can wank it myself…. Just sayin’
You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!"
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"Go and suck a cock using only your mouth and you'll soon realise it's not as fun as it sounds.
I can't imagine sucking a cock and my hands doing nothing. I like to grab it, pull it, twist it and give it the bop bop combo. Sure, every so often it's lovely to use only your mouth, but maybe just for a few moments if you're being restrained or you just want to take it all in when you're giving an ultimate gluk gluk 8000.
My jaw can get quite achey so it's always a bit of variety when I give a blowjob. It's a bit of everything thrown in.
Bop it? That’s assault! "
Well come and arrest me. |
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"Go and suck a cock using only your mouth and you'll soon realise it's not as fun as it sounds.
I can't imagine sucking a cock and my hands doing nothing. I like to grab it, pull it, twist it and give it the bop bop combo. Sure, every so often it's lovely to use only your mouth, but maybe just for a few moments if you're being restrained or you just want to take it all in when you're giving an ultimate gluk gluk 8000.
My jaw can get quite achey so it's always a bit of variety when I give a blowjob. It's a bit of everything thrown in.
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Always nice to hear from a woman familiar with the gluck gluck |
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You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
Oh yes you can!!
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My reply was to a bloke about wanking himself. Blokes cannot generally self suck.......
I'm well aware that a third party can do both, though |
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You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
Oh yes you can!!
My reply was to a bloke about wanking himself. Blokes cannot generally self suck......."
Not with that attitude! |
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over a year ago
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"Luckily you just need a cock small enough where they don't need to use their hands
All the best things come in small packages "
Care to test that theory? |
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You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
Oh yes you can!!
My reply was to a bloke about wanking himself. Blokes cannot generally self suck.......
Not with that attitude!
Video please "
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"Go and suck a cock using only your mouth and you'll soon realise it's not as fun as it sounds.
I can't imagine sucking a cock and my hands doing nothing. I like to grab it, pull it, twist it and give it the bop bop combo. Sure, every so often it's lovely to use only your mouth, but maybe just for a few moments if you're being restrained or you just want to take it all in when you're giving an ultimate gluk gluk 8000.
My jaw can get quite achey so it's always a bit of variety when I give a blowjob. It's a bit of everything thrown in.
Bop it? That’s assault!
Well come and arrest me. "
Might have to spank you if you resist arrest
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat |
"Luckily you just need a cock small enough where they don't need to use their hands
All the best things come in small packages
Care to test that theory? "
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"Luckily you just need a cock small enough where they don't need to use their hands
All the best things come in small packages
Care to test that theory?
Yep. I'll see you round the back of the Wendy house "
I'll hold you to that! |
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You can't simultaneously wank and suck though!
Oh yes you can!!
My reply was to a bloke about wanking himself. Blokes cannot generally self suck.......
Not with that attitude!
Video please
If you fancy seeing someone get a hernia, then sure "
We all have our little quirks |
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"I think it’s like saying to a woman - brace yourself im munching the rug right off you!!’ Then fingerblasting her while you pretend to lick a stamp and telling her how she squirted from Oral alone. ps if you cant make a woman squirt in 30 secs … have a word!! "
Buckle up lassie it's gonna be turbulent.
I mean I wanna have a girl do the grapefruit technique on me. Maybe that's the bop bop I dunno what the kids call it these days |
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"I think it’s like saying to a woman - brace yourself im munching the rug right off you!!’ Then fingerblasting her while you pretend to lick a stamp and telling her how she squirted from Oral alone. ps if you cant make a woman squirt in 30 secs … have a word!!
Buckle up lassie it's gonna be turbulent.
I mean I wanna have a girl do the grapefruit technique on me. Maybe that's the bop bop I dunno what the kids call it these days "
Grapefruit is that where she sucks so hard your cheeks fold in like you bit a sour grapefruit??? |
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"I think it’s like saying to a woman - brace yourself im munching the rug right off you!!’ Then fingerblasting her while you pretend to lick a stamp and telling her how she squirted from Oral alone. ps if you cant make a woman squirt in 30 secs … have a word!!
Buckle up lassie it's gonna be turbulent.
I mean I wanna have a girl do the grapefruit technique on me. Maybe that's the bop bop I dunno what the kids call it these days
Grapefruit is that where she sucks so hard your cheeks fold in like you bit a sour grapefruit??? "
Oh YouTube it. It's fucking hilarious |
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"Sorry what is this bop bop combo now? I feel it needs explanation "
I think it's that thing where you whack a penis on the head. You know? To encourage things along? Like that game where you whack pop-up toys - give it the ol' bop-bop |
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"I think it’s like saying to a woman - brace yourself im munching the rug right off you!!’ Then fingerblasting her while you pretend to lick a stamp and telling her how she squirted from Oral alone. ps if you cant make a woman squirt in 30 secs … have a word!!
Buckle up lassie it's gonna be turbulent.
I mean I wanna have a girl do the grapefruit technique on me. Maybe that's the bop bop I dunno what the kids call it these days
Grapefruit is that where she sucks so hard your cheeks fold in like you bit a sour grapefruit???
Oh YouTube it. It's fucking hilarious "
Im adding watermelon to my Ocado order…. Ladieeees!!  |
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"I think it’s like saying to a woman - brace yourself im munching the rug right off you!!’ Then fingerblasting her while you pretend to lick a stamp and telling her how she squirted from Oral alone. ps if you cant make a woman squirt in 30 secs … have a word!!
Buckle up lassie it's gonna be turbulent.
I mean I wanna have a girl do the grapefruit technique on me. Maybe that's the bop bop I dunno what the kids call it these days
Grapefruit is that where she sucks so hard your cheeks fold in like you bit a sour grapefruit???
Oh YouTube it. It's fucking hilarious
Im adding watermelon to my Ocado order…. Ladieeees!! "
Allergic to grapefruit? |
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"I think it’s like saying to a woman - brace yourself im munching the rug right off you!!’ Then fingerblasting her while you pretend to lick a stamp and telling her how she squirted from Oral alone. ps if you cant make a woman squirt in 30 secs … have a word!!
Buckle up lassie it's gonna be turbulent.
I mean I wanna have a girl do the grapefruit technique on me. Maybe that's the bop bop I dunno what the kids call it these days
Grapefruit is that where she sucks so hard your cheeks fold in like you bit a sour grapefruit???
Oh YouTube it. It's fucking hilarious
Im adding watermelon to my Ocado order…. Ladieeees!!
Allergic to grapefruit? "
yeah …. Thanks for ruining the moment - i
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