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Have you ever put your finger up an arse?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes but during sex, not just like that in the street
That's SO not true! How could you forget me?"
I was actually trying to until your brought that up ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How else do you ventriloquist.
With a whole fist...... 
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That's far too clumsy.
Where's the dexterity, the care?
I bet your puppet shows are second class. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"How else do you ventriloquist.
With a whole fist......
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That's far too clumsy.
Where's the dexterity, the care?
I bet your puppet shows are second class."
That's what sooty said.
Sweep fucking loved it.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How else do you ventriloquist.
With a whole fist......
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That's far too clumsy.
Where's the dexterity, the care?
I bet your puppet shows are second class.
That's what sooty said.
Sweep fucking loved it.
A"
Yeah well bungle and zippy said otherwise.
And you can't trust that red nosed bastard.
He'll say anything for a jaffa cake.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes the first time was when I was licking the mother in law’s pussy and I put my finger up her ass she then ask me to fuck it "
I bet Christmases around her family’s place were awesome    |
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"I am a doctor so I get paid to do it several times a week ! "
Cackle! You doctors are so weird. My best friend and her (ex) husband are doctors....casually discussing things that make me cringe...including my "condition"
My brain cannot separate it out. My mom's a nurse and she's just as cringe too. Came home to us as kids "don't hug me their placenta on me" Eww. She was a midwife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes the first time was when I was licking the mother in law’s pussy and I put my finger up her ass she then ask me to fuck it "
There's a lot to unpack there (no pun intended ) |
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Many times!! … and of course many toys …. and very very occasionally, the real thing! Xxx
Seen the other posts. If you don’t want to wear full gloves, get finger cots … they are like small condom type things you put just over your fingers.
R xx |
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"In others yes and a finger of fudge up my own butt, which went a little wrong and got rather messy....
Cherry x
Was it just enough to give you a treat though?  "
It definitely did that until it melted and broke off and disappeared up my rectum like a fecking rocket.... 
Cherry x |
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"In others yes and a finger of fudge up my own butt, which went a little wrong and got rather messy....
Cherry x
Was it just enough to give you a treat though?
It definitely did that until it melted and broke off and disappeared up my rectum like a fecking rocket....
Cherry x"
you crack me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I asked this question slightly differently a while back - but you got more answers! For me, most definitely - it makes my wife cum harder if done at the right moment. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Yes I've had 2-3 of my fingers in me. It was rather pleasent.
Do you approach from the front or the back?
On myself from the front. "
I like to see that from that angle. I can't reach myself; I'm too fat |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"In others yes and a finger of fudge up my own butt, which went a little wrong and got rather messy....
Cherry x
Was it just enough to give you a treat though?
It definitely did that until it melted and broke off and disappeared up my rectum like a fecking rocket....
Cherry x"
Should have used a Curly Wurly. |
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"In others yes and a finger of fudge up my own butt, which went a little wrong and got rather messy....
Cherry x
Was it just enough to give you a treat though?
It definitely did that until it melted and broke off and disappeared up my rectum like a fecking rocket....
Cherry x
Should have used a Curly Wurly. "
The attraction to a curly wurly just isn't there for me and I do like to feel some kind of connection before they enter my arse. I'm currently building rapport with a particularly sexy looking twix  
Cherry x |
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"Yes I've had 2-3 of my fingers in me. It was rather pleasent.
Do you approach from the front or the back?
On myself from the front.
I like to see that from that angle. I can't reach myself; I'm too fat "
Cue your inbox getting inundated with relavent pics |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"In others yes and a finger of fudge up my own butt, which went a little wrong and got rather messy....
Cherry x
Was it just enough to give you a treat though?
It definitely did that until it melted and broke off and disappeared up my rectum like a fecking rocket....
Cherry x
Should have used a Curly Wurly.
The attraction to a curly wurly just isn't there for me and I do like to feel some kind of connection before they enter my arse. I'm currently building rapport with a particularly sexy looking twix
Cherry x"
Curly Wurly, although not round, has a length advantage over most other confectionery.
Might be a bit stabby though. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Yes I've had 2-3 of my fingers in me. It was rather pleasent.
Do you approach from the front or the back?
On myself from the front.
I like to see that from that angle. I can't reach myself; I'm too fat
Cue your inbox getting inundated with relavent pics "
lol not yet. |
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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago
Tonbridge |
"Yes the first time was when I was licking the mother in law’s pussy and I put my finger up her ass she then ask me to fuck it
There's a lot to unpack there (no pun intended)"
Sounds like a bloody good porno |
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