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over a year ago
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Vive le cul sec et le cul mouillé d’hiver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I pronounce penguins as pingwings |
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My sort of thread!
Um…..Rumpleforeskin. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
She always misses me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sky red petals falling on pearlescent waves of moonlight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. |
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I'm not driving a mini metro Lynn... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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YippititeeeDooDar-YippititeeDay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aubergine is gross |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bist du krank im kopf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hir fyw y ddafad"
Is that " here for your dad"  |
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"Hir fyw y ddafad
Is that " here for your dad" "
No. Try again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Squid polish up your bum banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cunt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well would you believe it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hir fyw y ddafad
Is that " here for your dad"
No. Try again "
Did you see my bike |
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"Hir fyw y ddafad
Is that " here for your dad"
No. Try again
Did you see my bike "
Now you're just being silly |
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I like to ride my bicycle I like to ride my bike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sugar puffs rule |
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If I grow my pubic hair my penis looks like Ringo Starr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shit on it !!! |
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Only smarties have the answer!
X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hi, I’m Ed Winchester |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
The clown has no penis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Giant rubber squid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell !
And Rot inside a corpses shell
I’m gonna thrill you tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bolt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something random for no reason at all |
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By *llred1Man
over a year ago
the north |
We’re off to Button Moon ….. |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
But it's cool for Tom green to hump a dead moose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lord Flashheart was ere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Da ba da dan dee dee dee da nee na na na
Be my baby |
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U remind me of a very young Erroll flyn x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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rubber dinghy rapids bro |
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So I said to the guy, no mate I didn't drink your orange juice |
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
You are the ball lickers. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Bollocks: big fat hairy ones! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once saw Lionel Ritchie and the Commodores all ejaculating in to a gravy boat at a Toby Carvery. What are the odds? |
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Air speed velocity of an unladen swallow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sherk is love Sherk is life (Don’t Google it ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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P’tang yang kipper bang |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did someone say Christmas |
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Wir ah Jock Tamson's bairns ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Waffles |
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By *oofer1Man
over a year ago
consett |
It’s raining but not to moist |
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Ramp, kebab, guitar, sex, handbag and that's just for starters. |
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"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"
It's a shame when that happens isn't it? It's a common complaint when you go fannying around the desert looking for Turkish delight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black cat, white cat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every human life is like a spark in a void of darkness.. it catches the eye for the briefest of moments then fades into oblivion only to be replaced by other brighter sparks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vive la chatte humide! |
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"Scuba isn't a word"
By that reckoning, neither is Laser. |
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"Every human life is like a spark in a void of darkness.. it catches the eye for the briefest of moments then fades into oblivion only to be replaced by other brighter sparks."
Mines not. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One constellation that most people know is the Big Dipper.
Everyone likes a big dipper |
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"Vive la chatte humide! "
J'ai du jus de chatte |
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"Scuba isn't a word
By that reckoning, neither is Laser."
Exactly |
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Testicles are fun. I like testicles. |
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These are not the droids you're looking for |
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Marlene, what is the dog doing in the fish tank? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Codfanglers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do you never see a baby pigeon??? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
The speech marks and the @ symbol need to swap back to their former places. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Why do you never see a baby pigeon???"
I have and they are ugly. |
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"The speech marks and the @ symbol need to swap back to their former places."
Where are yours? I was used to the American keyboard. Are they all American now ? |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
Do you know the way to Amarillo? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"The speech marks and the @ symbol need to swap back to their former places.
Where are yours? I was used to the American keyboard. Are they all American now ? "
I have two keyboards PC and Mac.
The HP one has " and 2 on the same one, my acrylic/mac has the @ and 2 on the same one.
This simple swap over has slowed my typing speed down. Muscle memory has a lot to answer for. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Do you know the way to Amarillo?"
I'll ask the amaretto drinking armadillo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you know the way to San Jose? |
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Lenticular clouds obscuring aurora borealis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't find my pyjamas!  |
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"I can't find my pyjamas! "
Dave stole them |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Surely, making the thread means nothing posted on it is random with no reason? The thread is the reason for posting  |
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Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle of their
Foaming nocturnal parametric digital whole-wheat
Inter-faith geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Soon b Christmas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't find my pyjamas!
Dave stole them"
I don't think they'll fit Dave, well the one I know anyway! |
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Pharmacotherapy IDBI be safer ideal UConn usual ideal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Banana |
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If you notice this notice, you’ll notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
The mr |
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Careful with that axe, Eugene. |
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Maximum stimulation, lattice vibration |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trifles are pleasant. That is all. |
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By *it4uMan
over a year ago
Brighton / Eastbourne / SW France |
BOO!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spanners. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lime cordial |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee |
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Ok "something random for no reason at all" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Llamas are not pets |
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The hippopotamus left the crowd of sloths in absolute amazement when he tickled his trombone at the amphitheater last Thurwednesday |
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"Slow sloppy blow job "
Ok .....you win ! |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
I only told you, to blow the bloody doors off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Room full of badgers ?? |
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Ahhhh,………… that’s better
Can’t beat having a good dump. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
They should remake Miami vice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why, what's it got to do with you? |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Lasagne sandwiches are a thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ruby Ruby Ruby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wibble |
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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
wirral |
We will complete this post.
Come on where are you?
Let's be having you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love small people who play piano |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I wank I like to edge |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
One fine morning, in the middle of the night
2 young men got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced eachother.
Drew their swords and shot one another. |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"I love small people who play piano "
Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.
It was small pianist?
My bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vizzbucks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love small people who play piano
Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.
It was small pianist?
My bad. "
That was a very good joke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has any one ever seen a pregnant Chinese lady because I have not ever |
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"Vive le cul sec et le cul mouillé d’hiver "
wee wee  |
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By *humper.Man
over a year ago
northumberland/scotland |
"I love small people who play piano
Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.
It was small pianist?
My bad.
That was a very good joke "
I was prouder than I should have been, I'll be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Vive le cul sec et le cul mouillé d’hiver wee wee "
I can count on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love small people who play piano
Ahhhh, I heard you like tiny cock.
It was small pianist?
My bad.
That was a very good joke
I was prouder than I should have been, I'll be honest."
It is the best policy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bored fucking sensless  |
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Socrates, philosophy’s and hypotheses |
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