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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Shamelessly ripping off some of the Knee Boots thread - I'm now on a mission to find the world's most unsexy item of clothing.

I'm putting forward Uggs.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

PVC

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By *luebell888Woman  over a year ago

Glasgowish

Y fronts

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By *eybert77Man  over a year ago

Ramsey

Crocs

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By *ab FunstersCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

Onesies..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leather knickers

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman  over a year ago

in the waves

Cloggs

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

Crocs

Those latex polo shirts you can get

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Parking Warden uniform

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

A onesie.

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By *lwaysonmymind!Man  over a year ago

Middlesbrough

My skin tight jeans.

To look at they are fine but in the moment when you you try to get them off is such a passion killer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Bumbags

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sliders and socks. Gross...

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple  over a year ago

on the move

Huge underwear or ankle suspenders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything I wear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wooly hats

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Beige polyester anything

And yes crocs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything I wear "
i like how you wear a belt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love my crocs. I call them my stay single forever shoes

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By *hristopherd999Man  over a year ago

Brentwood

Wellies

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By *eybert77Man  over a year ago

Ramsey


"I love my crocs. I call them my stay single forever shoes "

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By *ed MartinMan  over a year ago

Shefford

A GPS ankle monitor.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Dress up/fancy dress lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men's see through underwear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men's see through underwear "

This it does nothing for me at all

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Briefs/underpants. I just don’t like them at all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men's see through underwear

This it does nothing for me at all"

They remind me of the pants old men wear to hold their incontinence pad still

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Men's see through underwear

This it does nothing for me at all"

You ladies just lack vision.

Or need to, to enjoy them.

I bet it looks like a pack of raw sausages crammed into a bag half as big as it should be.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chef clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tights

Crocs

Doc martins

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Don't mind me...

Just sat in here in my y-fronts, onesie & wearing a pair of crocs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men in old joggers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any sweatpants worn by women

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS  over a year ago

London

Sports socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sock left on when having sex..... boak !!

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Loose boxers

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Shamelessly ripping off some of the Knee Boots thread - I'm now on a mission to find the world's most unsexy item of clothing.

I'm putting forward Uggs. "

shell suits

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Pants

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By *ocksareoffMan  over a year ago

Out n About


"sock left on when having sex..... boak !!"

But both socks left on are OK?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"sock left on when having sex..... boak !!

But both socks left on are OK? "

no that's twice as bad.....lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Jogging Bottoms

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"Tights

Crocs

Doc martins "

What!! Docs…wash your mouth out! The rest I agree on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing sexy about socks in my opinion. Not including knee highs obviously, but general day to day socks. Naa

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By *9alMan  over a year ago

Bridgend

wrinkled stockings , I dont go for the Nora Batty look

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Boomers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lingerie and Docs just take them off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm not a fan of buttoned pyjamas.

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By *ed MartinMan  over a year ago

Shefford


"sock left on when having sex..... boak !!

But both socks left on are OK?

no that's twice as bad.....lol"

Keeping socks on during sex can increase a woman’s chances of orgasm- one of the biggest barriers to female enjoyment of sex can be physical discomfort preventing her being fully immersed in the experience- eg cold feet!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Long puffa coats

Leather jackets (on men)

Any clothing that is ‘extra’ (too much stitching detail for example)

Anything that doesn’t fit properly !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tights. They don’t look nice. And they’re just a bit shit and in the way when it gets to it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tights

Crocs

Doc martins

What!! Docs…wash your mouth out! The rest I agree on "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything that's stained!

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By *ab FunstersCouple  over a year ago

Midlands


"Men's see through underwear

This it does nothing for me at all"

Totally agree absolute passion killer..resembles a bag of onions..

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs "

This is a microaggression

(Kidding before people cry)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs

This is a microaggression

(Kidding before people cry)"

I mean ‘relaxed fit’ rather than the crack revealing type

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does lipstick count? Because that’s grim. Especially when it gets everywhere. Like kissing a wet clown.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs

This is a microaggression

(Kidding before people cry)

I mean ‘relaxed fit’ rather than the crack revealing type "

Nah tbf bootcuts are generally not it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs

This is a microaggression

(Kidding before people cry)

I mean ‘relaxed fit’ rather than the crack revealing type

Nah tbf bootcuts are generally not it "

Especially worn with shooos

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By *my LoveTV/TS  over a year ago

Watford

Being naked and keeping their socks on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs

This is a microaggression

(Kidding before people cry)

I mean ‘relaxed fit’ rather than the crack revealing type

Nah tbf bootcuts are generally not it

Especially worn with shooos"

Omg straight jeans with shoes is horrific

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"Got another one…. Baggy jeans on men Saggy ass, loose legs

This is a microaggression

(Kidding before people cry)

I mean ‘relaxed fit’ rather than the crack revealing type

Nah tbf bootcuts are generally not it

Especially worn with shooos

Omg straight jeans with shoes is horrific"

shiny shooos and straight leg jeans

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan  over a year ago

Norwich

Def socks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans"

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally) "

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me"

I don’t know if they have the logo

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Socks and sliders, out in town. Riding on a bike, wearing this just looks so wrong.

At home it's one thing, but this footballer craze has just updated the socks and sandals thing.

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By *ugarandTexCouple  over a year ago

leicester

White Trainer socks

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Peak caps with stickers still left on. Caps and hoodies are wrong too.

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By *imontemplerMan  over a year ago

Padbury

Men in just vests, especially washed out white ones.

Men or women in clown costumes!

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Mankini just No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Socks or

Y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything by Paul's boutique

Juicy couture velvet chavsuits.

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By *weetiepie99Woman  over a year ago

cardiff

Tanktops

Tassled loafers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo "

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

My work uniform x

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By *andybeachWoman  over a year ago

In the middle

This hi-viz I am wearing right now

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By *unfriendly 123Man  over a year ago

boston

Socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pop socks

Watford FC Footy shirts

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Briefs/underpants. I just don’t like them at all "

You’d best just come over here and take them off then. It’s best for all of us.

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By *lubchuckerMan  over a year ago

Oxfordshire

Applecatchers

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By *wesomeLolaCouple  over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

Tracksuit bottoms.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fireman's uniform

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By *unguy3899Man  over a year ago

north west

A wetsuit

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

Football tops !!

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By *ooby birdWoman  over a year ago

North West

Old y fronts worn with socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans"

With their stupid fake Japanese writing. They are about as Japanese as I am.

And no more dry than most other similar clothing.

When my jeans rip I bin then. It's usually in the crotch or arse area so no bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Football tops !! "

Now now, there are some lovely vintage ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Skinny jeans, muscle fit t shirts

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"A wetsuit "

Or neoprene onesie as I call it.

Even if it looks good on, you look like David Blane in a strait jacket trying to get it off.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I disagree, uggs are kind of sexy. A woman in nothing but UGGs would be great!!

I'd vote tights.

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By *ubwife4uCouple  over a year ago

Kent

Birkenstocks. WTF. Only to be worn by people so old they don’t even realise they smell of pee!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A wetsuit

Or neoprene onesie as I call it.

Even if it looks good on, you look like David Blane in a strait jacket trying to get it off.

"

Ladies look unreal in a wetsuit!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Crocks surely.

Mrs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I disagree, uggs are kind of sexy. A woman in nothing but UGGs would be great!! "

Bloody hell man. I’ve met some real deviants on Fab but that takes the biscuit.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me "

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I disagree, uggs are kind of sexy. A woman in nothing but UGGs would be great!!

Bloody hell man. I’ve met some real deviants on Fab but that takes the biscuit.

"

He was right about the tights though. Such a waste.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I disagree, uggs are kind of sexy. A woman in nothing but UGGs would be great!!

Bloody hell man. I’ve met some real deviants on Fab but that takes the biscuit.

"

What can I say. I'm very depraved !

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Anything leopard print. Only thing leopard print looks good on is a leopard.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Grey anything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list "

Hahahaha #TheSetup

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anything leopard print. Only thing leopard print looks good on is a leopard. "

An old colleague of mine once let slip that the office had a bit of a daily betting pool on whether I would come in wearing leopard print

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

Hahahaha #TheSetup "

Oh well I've been had here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list "

I suppose you may be the redeeming quality of them but I still can't be convinced otherwise but seriously, I had to check I was actually blocked

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

Those crotchless plastic teddies that they sell in Ann Summers.

The ones with the nipple holes.

They are very unsexy. And so hard to get in!!!

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

Hahahaha #TheSetup "

You boys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything leopard print. Only thing leopard print looks good on is a leopard. "

Not winning brownie point with this comment. I turned up to an all white party in leopard print and nobody complained

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

I suppose you may be the redeeming quality of them but I still can't be convinced otherwise but seriously, I had to check I was actually blocked "

I was very close to doing it ... just for a giggle .. I love you went to check, that puts you back in my good books (well a little anyway) but cake would help with the hurt, I know you can have them doughnuts delivered direct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

I suppose you may be the redeeming quality of them but I still can't be convinced otherwise but seriously, I had to check I was actually blocked

I was very close to doing it ... just for a giggle .. I love you went to check, that puts you back in my good books (well a little anyway) but cake would help with the hurt, I know you can have them doughnuts delivered direct "

Trash jackets and not practical. Do they even sell waterproof

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

I suppose you may be the redeeming quality of them but I still can't be convinced otherwise but seriously, I had to check I was actually blocked

I was very close to doing it ... just for a giggle .. I love you went to check, that puts you back in my good books (well a little anyway) but cake would help with the hurt, I know you can have them doughnuts delivered direct "

The doughnuts would be difficult to part with but for you, I'd definitely send them your way

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I'm gonna be even more of a deviant, I quite like superdry stuff, more the superdry studios stuff with no logos. I like Thier leathers too.

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By * and R cple4Couple  over a year ago

swansea

Thermal long johns and yfronts ..

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Anything leopard print. Only thing leopard print looks good on is a leopard. "

Oh god yes, completely agree

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By *orny1-4uMan  over a year ago

newcastle


"Anything I wear "

I particularly like that top you have on in your 1st pic the white nearly transparent one

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester

I might need a wardrobe purge

Looks like my Bet Lynch days might be over

(Leopard)

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

So looks like I need to get rid of 90% of my wardrobe at this rate

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

Sorry Op for what I'm about to type.

Nah I'm not.

I went through a big phase of loving horsey women while at uni. Who would wear uggs. Big pearls. Jumpers. Massive hair and tiny skirts. Some of my happiest vagina moments come from Uggs wearers so nope, they're not unsexy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I might need a wardrobe purge

Looks like my Bet Lynch days might be over

(Leopard) "

Think Kat Slater next time you go out. She wasn’t just a slag she was a total slag

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By *as2cheatMan  over a year ago

harrow

Fila fleece bottoms I use for camping look awful but so cozy

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple  over a year ago

chester


"I might need a wardrobe purge

Looks like my Bet Lynch days might be over

(Leopard)

Think Kat Slater next time you go out. She wasn’t just a slag she was a total slag "

Thanks I might keep hold of it then

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley

I'm surprised that baseball caps haven't featured until now. Especially worn back to front.

I once saw them referred to as 'The international idiot's hat'. I think of that description whenever I see one (or more).

They generally suit only a small percentage of wearers, usually female.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm surprised that baseball caps haven't featured until now. Especially worn back to front.

I once saw them referred to as 'The international idiot's hat'. I think of that description whenever I see one (or more).

They generally suit only a small percentage of wearers, usually female."

obviously you haven’t seen my forehead and how caps fit. I’m such stealing caps is a form of flirting for some women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything leopard print. Only thing leopard print looks good on is a leopard.

An old colleague of mine once let slip that the office had a bit of a daily betting pool on whether I would come in wearing leopard print "

It's the ultimate in elegant trash. I love it, always have.

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"SuperDry hoodies/t shirts

Spray on or ripped jeans

What about SuperDry trainers (asking for a friend, literally)

If they have their crappy logo plastered all over them, it's a no from me

I don’t know if they have the logo

If they do, you might as well well dump them as a friend. Trust me

Well how very rude!! My Superdry FreeSprint trainers are beautiful and far more sexy than sandals and socks I will have you know young man Seems I only have one friend on here your now on the block list

I suppose you may be the redeeming quality of them but I still can't be convinced otherwise but seriously, I had to check I was actually blocked

I was very close to doing it ... just for a giggle .. I love you went to check, that puts you back in my good books (well a little anyway) but cake would help with the hurt, I know you can have them doughnuts delivered direct

The doughnuts would be difficult to part with but for you, I'd definitely send them your way "

Awwww thank you, I know that would be difficult for you so it’s very much appreciated, you bring the doughnuts and I won’t wear the Superdry’s xx

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

Most unsexy items of clothing? Anything in my wardrobe it would seem!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leopard print

Doc Martens

And clown costumes!!!!!

Now that explains the lack of interest I get on here ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Polo tops

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By *tylebender03Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Crocs

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Ankle shorts

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Male sock suspenders; I always associate them with politicians caught in compromising and highly embarrassing sexual scenarios…

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By *ust Passing ThroughMan  over a year ago

poole

Socks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mum jeans

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By * la carteCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

Long johns

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shamelessly ripping off some of the Knee Boots thread - I'm now on a mission to find the world's most unsexy item of clothing.

I'm putting forward Uggs. "

Definately Uggs and Crocs actually.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything Balenciaga makes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beige stockings

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A uniform when that is the person's sole selling point, ie Fireman69, loads of pics in a fire fighter's uniform and they offer to come to a meet in it. Spoiler alert, they probably work in an office for an accountant.

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By *hunkyNFunkyCouple  over a year ago

Ramsgate

[Removed by poster at 31/10/22 19:14:07]

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Rubber pants.

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By *hunkyNFunkyCouple  over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Birkenstocks. WTF. Only to be worn by people so old they don’t even realise they smell of pee! "

How dare you! I love mine so comfy! ??

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By *ociable-NottmCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Anything Balenciaga makes"

Not even Balenciaga Crocs?

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

what chest size are those knickers,,

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By *rlandoMan  over a year ago

Yorks/Lincs

My blue flannel which I keep in my underpants to mopp up when I dribble ...

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Beige or white pensioner caps.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"This hi-viz I am wearing right now "

I hate that yellow.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything Balenciaga makes

Not even Balenciaga Crocs? "

Don’t disrespect crocs like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything Balenciaga makes

Not even Balenciaga Crocs? "

Don’t disrespect crocs like that. Tut tut

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Beige stockings "

Or even worse Beige hold-ups!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Socks...unless they are over the knee ones

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester


"Beige stockings

Or even worse Beige hold-ups! "

or even worse old beige hold ups with holes in them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think there is any item of clothing that would put me off an attractive woman..

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By *inks_apeyCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fluffy sliders, sliders and socks, blingy sliders.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fluffy sliders, sliders and socks, blingy sliders..... "

Oh yes this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I take issue with socks not being sexy. They can be

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By *umbiyaMan  over a year ago

Halifax

I was going to say nun outfit, but now that I think about it…

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I take issue with socks not being sexy. They can be "

On a naked woman? hell yeah!

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

A man in shorts with sports socks and jesus sandals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dr martins/crocs...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Infantile looking sandals on grown ups. Think little flowers or butterflies and pastels.

Sack like dresses.

Hawaii like shirts.

Socks and sandals.

Bras which make your cleavage look like someone is forcing your nipples to kiss.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"I take issue with socks not being sexy. They can be

On a naked woman? hell yeah!"

Defo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So with all these nominations, what would be the ultimate worst combination???

C.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So with all these nominations, what would be the ultimate worst combination???

C. "

Mr C outfit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m gay but I absolutely hate seeing women wearing those god awful puffer jackets that come down to knee length or beyond. Look like some cheap caterpillar. Horrendous.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"I’m gay but I absolutely hate seeing women wearing those god awful puffer jackets that come down to knee length or beyond. Look like some cheap caterpillar. Horrendous."

Are they naked underneath?

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Beige stockings

Or even worse Beige hold-ups! "

Baggy ones ala Nora Batty?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Those brown t jackets that old-skool Geography teachers wear. With the elbow patches. Functional though, I’ll give them that

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Harvest festivals.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crocs with socks

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By *ornucopiaMan  over a year ago

Bexley


"I’m gay but I absolutely hate seeing women wearing those god awful puffer jackets that come down to knee length or beyond. Look like some cheap caterpillar. Horrendous."

Domestic hot water cylinders nipping* round to the convenience store for some fags and lager, or the cafe for egg and chips.

*Did I really mean that? It sounds too lively. Shuffling was the word I was looking for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m gay but I absolutely hate seeing women wearing those god awful puffer jackets that come down to knee length or beyond. Look like some cheap caterpillar. Horrendous.

Domestic hot water cylinders nipping* round to the convenience store for some fags and lager, or the cafe for egg and chips.

*Did I really mean that? It sounds too lively. Shuffling was the word I was looking for."

I always wondered what happened to all the water cylinder jackets.

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Wellies

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Probably those grey joggers that many people seem to wear.

Cal

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By *ylonattireTV/TS  over a year ago

Bury

Socks

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Not exactly an item of clothing but the most unsexy thing a woman can wear is a frown.

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