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A somewhat impertinent question for you lovely ladies...
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This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?
Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)
And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.
And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?
Anyone had carnal relations upon it?  |
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"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?
Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)
And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.
And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?
Anyone had carnal relations upon it? "
Thank fuck to underfloor heating  when it comes to toys...too many to count..
Do I use them all?no...I just love trying out new things,so bought loads of different ones. Don't want to miss a thing  |
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"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?
Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)
And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.
And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?
Anyone had carnal relations upon it? "
I'm not a huge masturbating tbh
I have 1 toy and usually only have one until it stops working and then I replace it lol
However I have a friend who has an array of toys and regularly will book a day off work and spend the whole day playing with herself
I envy her sometimes but I just don't see the appeal  |
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"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?
Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)
And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.
And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?
Anyone had carnal relations upon it?
I'm not a huge masturbating tbh
I have 1 toy and usually only have one until it stops working and then I replace it lol
However I have a friend who has an array of toys and regularly will book a day off work and spend the whole day playing with herself
I envy her sometimes but I just don't see the appeal "
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Just the one you, but is fantastic.
Eric Haaland? Not a patch on Chris Hemsworth's Thor.
Underfloor heating? Nah. But on a tangential note, I once borrowed a car that had heated seats. Turned it on by accident & thought I'd meself. Did not like the sensation at all |
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I am envious of you ladies; such an array of gizmos to choose from.
We chaps have to make do with grapefruits
- erm…not as though I know the details of what this entails exactly though, obviously…. |
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Loads. I can't even remember how many. I only regularly use 2 glass dildos, a vibrating dildo, and a bullet though. The others are for the occasional toy testing session with MrWho. He's got even more toys than I have.
Sadly, no underfloor heating here. |
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I am now the proud owner of two toys. I am not a big toy fan though so they havent got many miles and I can normally cum in the same amount of time as it would take me to walk to the drawer and call them into action. I have central heating pipes that give the illusion of underfloor heating upstairs but the cat normally ends up on the warmest spot. |
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"I shall go have a count up and get back x"
2 hours later
I have 4 dildos, 2 vibrators (1 broken)
A tiny purple bullet thing that I got on offer from tesco!
And a ridiculously oversize thing that shall not be mentioned further.
I must confess i did buy a latex vagina some years ago but it wasnt for me. I prefer the real thing way more.
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Toys, loads and loads.
Usually rather expensive ones, requiring maintenance, disassembly, lubrication, latex and pumping vigorously.
But I don't think you meant that type.
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"This is me being a really nosey bugger again; Ladies: How many sexual toys do you presently own?
Chaps: You know I wouldn't miss you out! How many do you similarly own? (Toys I mean....not ladies)
And finally: A bonus question for everyone: Erling Haaland; is he actually Thor? Discuss.
And a bonus, bonus question: Who here has underfloor heating? It's fucking great right?
Anyone had carnal relations upon it? "
About 8 ‘items’ but I’ll count later when I do an inventory! (Mrs)
Mr only has me!!
No! Haaland is not Thor  bless his cotton socks
We don’t have U/F heating but did in an old house - warm feet… the end!! |
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