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What is the most useless thing you still have memorised
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over a year ago
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My home phone number as a kid, when we had to be home before the street lights came on and we could make a collect call home if there was a problem.
Yes, I still know it off by heart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0118 999 88199 9119725 3
Bonus points for those that know where it's from."
Ha ha, brilliant TV Series. All 3 main cast characters have gone onto bigger and better things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"0118 999 88199 9119725 3
Bonus points for those that know where it's from.
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! "
These are not just the emergency services, they are your emergency services |
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"The lord's prayer.
Pxx
The Apostles creed 
Same  curse of going to a catholic school!!
Also, all friends and family landline numbers!! "
Cant remember anyones mobile number except my own but possibly ten friends landline numbers from 30 + years ago ! |
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My aunties phone number from the early 60s. She lived next door and we didn't have a phone. It was drummed into me pre-school. "If you get lost find a policeman and tell him Enterprise 2***"
Of course in those days there were actually bobbies on the beat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The numbers of all the doors for my paper round.
The account number for my first ever bank account.
Every phone number I've ever memorised 
My brain just hangs on to numbers. Unfortunately I've never found any practical use for this. |
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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago
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"My home phone number as a kid, when we had to be home before the street lights came on and we could make a collect call home if there was a problem.
Yes, I still know it off by heart. "
I still know mine too. |
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"IVECO means 4 European Countries.
It's also really funny when you see a dirty truck covered in mud and write massIVECOck with your finger......
I'm such a child.
A"
Thats genius!! I'm gonna start doing that, from this day forwards |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"IVECO means 4 European Countries.
It's also really funny when you see a dirty truck covered in mud and write massIVECOck with your finger......
I'm such a child.
A
Thats genius!! I'm gonna start doing that, from this day forwards "
A tinfoil rectangle stuck under the D of DENIS is also entertaining. 
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"IVECO means 4 European Countries.
It's also really funny when you see a dirty truck covered in mud and write massIVECOck with your finger......
I'm such a child.
A
Thats genius!! I'm gonna start doing that, from this day forwards
A tinfoil rectangle stuck under the D of DENIS is also entertaining.
A"
This forum needs a "Like" button |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
Every Good Boy Deserves Football.
Some people say Favours instead of Football, apparently.
X equals -b plus or minus the square root of (b²-4ac)
all over(÷) 2a.
I think that's how it went.
And FOIL First Outside Inside Last. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"My home phone number as a kid, when we had to be home before the street lights came on and we could make a collect call home if there was a problem.
Yes, I still know it off by heart. "
Connect call? No, but everything is so true. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"My PE teachers number plate... I have no idea why"
I thought I was the only one who did that, only my teacher taught science instead. I did end up owning a very similar model, 15 odd years later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The lyrics to the 'Um Bongo' advert
Snap  "
Ha ha. The 2nd chorus usually catches people out
"The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin, the parrot painted packets that the whole caboodle landed in..." |
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"Every Good Boy Deserves Football.
Some people say Favours instead of Football, apparently.
I was taught it as Food. Because obviously the bad boys deserve to starve   "
I was taught food too.
It's FACE for the notes between the staves.
The ones for the bass clef are:
(Between the staves)
All
Cows
Eat
Grass
(On the staves)
Great
Big
Dick
Fucks
Ass
15-year-old me was so proud of himself when he thought up that one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My van every morning just starts up no problem
Or
My very easy method just speeds up naming planets
For remembering planet order
Problem is Pluto is no longer classed as a planet
Problem |
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