The great fab tombola.
What prizes are you going to donate?
What are you hoping to win.
I’m donating a 30 minute spooning, I’m afraid I can’t do longer because my arm goes numb.
I’d like to win pictures of boobs.  |
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I've got a bag of out of date pasta and a crochet toilet roll holder for your stall Fiddles (because no tombola is complete without those) and a half d*unk bottle of Cava that was used as a dildo on a camming session. I'll throw in a voucher for a toe tingling blowjob too if you can set me up to win the date with Tina Titz  
Cherry x |
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"Hi, I'm Tina Titz and I'll donate a personal appearance. I'll pop round (with Jelly Babies) and brighten up their life until they are thoroughly cheesed off and throw me out  "
I’ll get the red carpet out. |
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"I've got a bag of out of date pasta and a crochet toilet roll holder for your stall Fiddles (because no tombola is complete without those) and a half d*unk bottle of Cava that was used as a dildo on a camming session. I'll throw in a voucher for a toe tingling blowjob too if you can set me up to win the date with Tina Titz
Cherry x"
And the winner of the date with Tina Titz is Cherry. |
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I have a Tom Gates Advent Calendar, a very nice sourdough loaf, and a pair of fancy stripy socks to donate. And a hot date with me! (Hot date offer to include at least one of the following:
1) Early 1980s BBC spy drama;
2) A late dash to Waitrose for more wine;
3) An awkward encounter with overly-friendly neighbours.)
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I'd like to win a dog-eared Mills and Boon novel, please. Preferably with pages 118-123 unopenable due to an unknown spillage, and a racist depiction of an oil sheikh on the front cover, and on pages 11-198 inclusive. |
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"A bumper sized bag of assorted condoms. Everything from Boots own brand to Skynns. A few thrown in for the overly endowed chap too.
That’s great, I’ll let big Harold know. "
I think he uses bin bags |
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"I've a copy of F&B's watermelon to donate
As long as it's a copy. The real thing is absolutely riddled with his baby bullets."
And you'd have to take it out of the glass case you keep it in on top of your mantlepiece |
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