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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago
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"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time.
Seriously ????
You've gotta tell this story  "
This was for comical effects only. No bad things happened in real life. Just words. |
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"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time.
Seriously ????
You've gotta tell this story
This was for comical effects only. No bad things happened in real life. Just words."
Great response   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not falling for this one again. Ended up kidn@pped and in a suitcase last time."
Same thing happened to me! Still have a scar where one of my kidneys used to be as well  |
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"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out.."
With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos
You look amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nude model required for an artist looking to do a new sculpture. Age between 25, and 45, breast size, firm d plus, slim to curvy body."
Dammm my boobs are too big  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.
If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs? |
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"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..
With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos
You look amazing "
Smoothie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.
If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?"
Can I feed you those chocolate eclairs to get you to a D cup to qualify? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be a life model and would be happy to pose for you. But I don't think I have the right measurements. "
I will except 9 inches,you’ll just have to get closer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Young strapping handsome tall sexy man required, with 10 inch cock I can ummm draw, apply within x"
I’d stick to tracing it. Don’t want to make any mistakes. Well not after the 20th attempt anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Young strapping handsome tall sexy man required, with 10 inch cock I can ummm draw, apply within x
I’d stick to tracing it. Don’t want to make any mistakes. Well not after the 20th attempt anyway. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out.."
Your pictures suggest otherwise…. Wow c |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..
With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos
You look amazing
Smoothie "
Smoothies ain’t going to get us to d cups though! We need cake! |
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"Tits are saggy.. arms and shoulders toned but will you be providing cocktails.. because if there isn't a sex on the beach on offer I’m out..
With all due respect there's nothing saggy in your photos
You look amazing
Smoothie "
Bloody hell a professional model has turned up |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
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If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm no good with ceramics but I know my way around wood. 
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MrWho.
Wood is an underrated artistic form so all good!"
I'm so glad you rewrote this! 
Wood feels good in the hand.  |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!"
Sounds legit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.
If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?
Can I feed you those chocolate eclairs to get you to a D cup to qualify?"
I’m in a 24hr Tesco buying the first batch……get yer coat, luv! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!
Sounds legit"
Trust me. I'm an engineer!  |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!
Sounds legit
Trust me. I'm an engineer! "
I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.
(Don’t call me Shortly) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!
Sounds legit
Trust me. I'm an engineer!
I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.
(Don’t call me Shortly)"
I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard. |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!
Sounds legit
Trust me. I'm an engineer!
I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.
(Don’t call me Shortly)
I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard."
A wanking glove? Is that what the silicon is for?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!
Sounds legit
Trust me. I'm an engineer!
I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.
(Don’t call me Shortly)
I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard.
A wanking glove? Is that what the silicon is for?
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I tend to use axle grease for that. If I'm feeling particularly glamorous I use copper grease. |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"Oh sugar. I was briefly a DD when breastfeeding but will have to be impregnated to achieve that again now.
How long have you got? Will just jump over to one of those breeding threads.
If you're really desperate to model for the OP I have a spare tube of silicone at work. I could always give you a couple of squirts.
What could possibly go wrong?!
Sounds legit
Trust me. I'm an engineer!
I hear you have the highest safety standards so I’ll be frequenting your workshop shortly.
(Don’t call me Shortly)
I probably have a work glove somewhere at the back of a cupboard.
A wanking glove? Is that what the silicon is for?
I tend to use axle grease for that. If I'm feeling particularly glamorous I use copper grease."
Is that extracted from police people? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn….. I’m 46 but after hitting the pain au raisin pretty hard over the last 12 months, I’m a solid C cup.
If age isn’t an issue, can you wait for me to get through a couple of hundred moob-boosting cream eclairs?
Can I feed you those chocolate eclairs to get you to a D cup to qualify?
I’m in a 24hr Tesco buying the first batch……get yer coat, luv! "
I’ll feed them to you in the back of your van.. perfect photo opportunity for the OP I reckon! |
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"Nude model required for an artist looking to do a new sculpture. Age between 25, and 45, breast size, firm d plus, slim to curvy body."
Firm, you say? Damn. JUST miss out again (and possibly by several cup sizes and the body type). Okay, the only thing I've got going for me is I'm 36 (till next month anyway) |
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"Quick question , after you’ve sculpted my wife is it mandatory that you tie her up in the loft or is she allowed to leave after ?
The mr "
You want him to tie her up as well? You don’t want much do ya? lol |
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"Damn, just too bloody old
It's alright, I've got some play doh, I'll do you.
In! What’s the play doh for??? "
I was gonna do a sculpture but we'll just forget the pretence and get right down to it then. |
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