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By *illanelle OP Woman
over a year ago
Ryde, Isle of Wight |
This is a very pathetic and needy post.
Long story short, I've been stupidly ill with flu for over 2 weeks (delirious with fever, in and out of consciousness, dangerous complications due to existing chronic conditions, emergency treatment in A&E etc etc).
The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.
Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh honey. That sounds like a lot to deal with, it’s so exhausting being poorly for so long and flu is vicious.
Sending you lots of virtual love and support - be kind to yourself and reach out to your support people as much as you need to.
My in is always open if you need a moan! |
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"This is a very pathetic and needy post.
Long story short, I've been stupidly ill with flu for over 2 weeks (delirious with fever, in and out of consciousness, dangerous complications due to existing chronic conditions, emergency treatment in A&E etc etc).
The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.
Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?
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Have sent you a pm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, here's a local gag.
Did you hear that Bob Seely copped a dose of crabs?
He refused to get rid of them, as he thought they were Money Spiders."
This will not go down well in Cowes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being unwell sucks ass big time, had glandular infection for three weeks now and it just stops being funny - like weird funny. Not being able to get your basic shopping is a real pita. I'm guessing being on an island is no big help either.
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By *oalie66Man
over a year ago
Chesterfield |
"This is a very pathetic and needy post.
Long story short, I've been stupidly ill with flu for over 2 weeks (delirious with fever, in and out of consciousness, dangerous complications due to existing chronic conditions, emergency treatment in A&E etc etc).
The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.
Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?
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"This is a very pathetic and needy post.
Long story short, I've been stupidly ill with flu for over 2 weeks (delirious with fever, in and out of consciousness, dangerous complications due to existing chronic conditions, emergency treatment in A&E etc etc).
The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.
Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?"
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I can break from tradition and send you my ethereal and, yet, hideous face photo. It will leave you feeling further debilitated from the endless laughter because of my hideousness.  |
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"This is a very pathetic and needy post.
Long story short, I've been stupidly ill with flu for over 2 weeks (delirious with fever, in and out of consciousness, dangerous complications due to existing chronic conditions, emergency treatment in A&E etc etc).
The fever has finally gone but I'm left barely able to stand or breathe and I started crying about 2 hours ago and I just can't stop.
Can some of you beautiful fabbers tell me jokes, send cake, do the hoovering, send me dick pics to cheer me up?
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Sending positive thought, sunshine and hugs. I tried to think of a joke you maybe hadn't heard before but realise it's all in the delivery and I only have a second class stamp! |
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