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By *heVonMatterhorns OP   Couple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Rules. Your own ones. The ones on your profile that state "must be well endowed", or "must be local". How strict are you with them?

Do you use them to deter the wanking masses and bend them for the ones you like, or are they set in stone?

Conversely, if you're contacted by a profile with rules you sit outside of, how do you feel?

LvM

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Stone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My profile has been filtering for me just fine. Those that get me, will. Those that won’t, don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I feel left out, I don't have any rules!

* sets off to edit profile immediately *

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guidelines only, always flexible for someone who surprises and delights in other ways

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My preferences are firm and I've never bent them for anyone.

I'd hope they would deter people but sadly it doesn't seem the case.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m strict with the no attached rule. But other rules can be bent. If there’s been no attention paid to my wants and requirements I find the delete button is my friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am one of "those" that you must put a certain word it the title, that one I sway with depending on the message sent.

Everything else is a must for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I stick to my preferences

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always avoided people with lists of rules.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Wiggle room with 1 or 2. But only for someone we’ve met and got to know well. But we would open up that discussion.

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By *allySlinkyWoman  over a year ago

Leeds

The best meet I ever had was with a long bearded, married smoker. All things I generally avoid !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I sometimes don't block as quickly as I suggest.

I also allow a few non local/non forum ppl on my hotlist (not a profile rule, but one I have behind the scenes)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like rules.

I do find it odd when guys message me when I'm clearly not their type though. Kinda proves my point that guys will meet anyone!

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"

Do you use them to deter the wanking masses and bend them for the ones you like, or are they set in stone?

"

Whilst many will always state they're cast in stone I think this quote accurately sums up reality for many.

For the right person/people I suspect plenty would bend/break/throw out the window some 'rules' they have in place.

Others will have a degree of flexibility all the time.

A

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Set in stone. Old enough to know what i like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The best meet I ever had was with a long bearded, married smoker. All things I generally avoid !"

And ZZ Top were a great band too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have hard rules that I will not brake no mater what

Then there are soft rules that can be bent in the right situations

Like one off my hard rules would be I don’t top guys if I did I wouldn’t be here I be make paper else whare ha ha

But a soft rule sort off would be

If traveling hotel meets only

Ie for instance i have meet the person a lot over like a 4 month period and felt like I could trust him them her or what ever to accommodate then we drop the hotels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ye . I we would not go for no pics or profile pic . 2 weeks ago met a single guy on a whim and was one of our best meets .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The best meet I ever had was with a long bearded, married smoker. All things I generally avoid !"

I generally like a dad bod but most of my meets recently have been total opposite of what I normally go for!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I need to be hard with my rules or else all the single women and couples won't leave me alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine are set in stone. I won't bend them for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have strict rules. If you dont like them I have others.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I don't much like rules. If it feels right, go with it.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ours are preferences really.

I can think of two delightful meets. One guy was technically too young. One was too tall. I would love to repeat both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have one rule and that's I won't meet anyone who displays the state ensign of China.

It's a big red flag.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I've been fooled by a few people who said they don't smoke, or have recently stopped.

I let it slide occasionally.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The rigidity of mine vary with how hot the other person is

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mine are more guidelines really. Flexible.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Covent Garden

I have caveats. Or rather, one main one at the end of my profile to deter those those think reciprocal chat is a one-way street.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

No rules...More fun

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

I’m a stickler for the rules

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No rules...More fun "

I subscribe to this view of the world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bent our rules twice and twice been let down

Never again.

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By *jorkishMan  over a year ago

Seaforth

If I read a profile of rules that go on forever then I stop reading and block. Prefer to chat to a person and then make my mind up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No rules just look like the pic you send. If not bring a leather mask

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I don't think we publish any rules....

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By *ink Panther.Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I’m a stickler for the rules "

You Babs? Never

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If rules involved they’ll be respected , if there are certain requirements/requests involved they’ll be carried out, and new things exploring needs communication am for it all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My preferences are firm and I've never bent them for anyone.

I'd hope they would deter people but sadly it doesn't seem the case. "

I never bend mine. And I agree it doesn't deter. Some even start with....I know I'm a smoker but... I just delete lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meh, it's all kinda done on an case by case basis.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

I had to double check if I had rules, I didn't think I did. Yeah, I'm sticking with no NSA. Unless Cumbersnatch suddenly appeared on Fab, it really doesn't do anything for me. So I'd say that one's not going to budge but rare penis owners might change this. Very rare. Unlikely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible "

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nsa won't budge, when I did the sex was amazing for him all 5mins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't like rules.

I do find it odd when guys message me when I'm clearly not their type though. Kinda proves my point that guys will meet anyone! "

I wouldn’t meet anyone . Tho I’m very easy going …

I like slim all way to BBW . Like all colours .

It can create a wrong impression . I know ….

I Stil fussy. I have my limits. starting from personality .

I had FFM lover , she was cute n sexy but being rude and nasty to other girls over rejection ,to join for FFM , she got the exit door faster then the entrance .

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester

Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the obedience of fools

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The rules help to filter but … it’s more about the gut feeling. There are certain nos that we won’t bend. There are others that there’s a bit of grey area going on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test."

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social… "

In

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I would say that I’m fairly strict in that I would very much prefer for the lady to have a pulse…

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Of course, there is wiggle room. After all, most roads are not straight…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

In "

Well I’m already known for starting the kissing at group socials.. will up the ante to licking.. just need to figure out where I am licking…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

In

Well I’m already known for starting the kissing at group socials.. will up the ante to licking.. just need to figure out where I am licking…"

*Swoons*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible "

Yes that’s what “ preference “ means .

Not like ladies who got offended I texted anyway then I had to say :

- I’m sorry , but it doesn’t say “ only “

I thought it was a preference ….

And yeah , meets with out social , or social with out a good bit of chat … hmmm not seeing it happening again ….

Tho …. The first social can turn with a colourful end … I do like strong instant chemistry…

No rules x x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would say that I’m fairly strict in that I would very much prefer for the lady to have a pulse…"

That’s a sensible rule.. not sure many without a pulse send messages on fab though.. maybe that’s just the affect you have on them once they’ve received communication from you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social… "

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Rules are for the guidance of the wise and the obedience of fools "

I would love to try be ruled by a Dom . And she put me right on the spot .

Would love that …

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I would say that I’m fairly strict in that I would very much prefer for the lady to have a pulse…

That’s a sensible rule.. not sure many without a pulse send messages on fab though.. maybe that’s just the affect you have on them once they’ve received communication from you?"

Hmmm….they do always seem to go mysteriously quiet….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

"

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would say that I’m fairly strict in that I would very much prefer for the lady to have a pulse…

That’s a sensible rule.. not sure many without a pulse send messages on fab though.. maybe that’s just the affect you have on them once they’ve received communication from you?

Hmmm….they do always seem to go mysteriously quiet…. "

Apologies for the delay.. just had a funny turn and ended up short of breathe…

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple  over a year ago

liverpool

Not really got any rules except no Cheaters which we're strict about.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hell no! I rarely stick to any of my rules .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted) "

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I would say that I’m fairly strict in that I would very much prefer for the lady to have a pulse…

That’s a sensible rule.. not sure many without a pulse send messages on fab though.. maybe that’s just the affect you have on them once they’ve received communication from you?

Hmmm….they do always seem to go mysteriously quiet….

Apologies for the delay.. just had a funny turn and ended up short of breathe…"

I clearly have a super power of some description….the ability to bore…I mean, magically render any lady instantly fast asleep.

Hmmm….Avengers here I come!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely. "

When’s our licking social happening then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then? "

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn. "

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rules are made to be broken .. so they say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out! "

Pfft, amateur, sort yourself out.

Breath strips. Minty, fresh and dissolvable.

Swapping gum, what are we, animals?

Be gone vile woman, be gone.

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By *onkeynutWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

I make exceptions for the exceptional.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I make exceptions for the exceptional."

Dangerous word that around here haha.

Especially self proclaimed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out!

Pfft, amateur, sort yourself out.

Breath strips. Minty, fresh and dissolvable.

Swapping gum, what are we, animals?

Be gone vile woman, be gone."

Whatever happened to minty breathe spray…quick squirt before a snog or to hide the fact you’d been smoking from your Mum..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out!

Pfft, amateur, sort yourself out.

Breath strips. Minty, fresh and dissolvable.

Swapping gum, what are we, animals?

Be gone vile woman, be gone.

Whatever happened to minty breathe spray…quick squirt before a snog or to hide the fact you’d been smoking from your Mum..

"

Two words, friendly fire.

Have you any idea what it's like taking an unwanted liquid to the eyes?

You simply cannot imagine the discomfort.

At all.

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"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out!

Pfft, amateur, sort yourself out.

Breath strips. Minty, fresh and dissolvable.

Swapping gum, what are we, animals?

Be gone vile woman, be gone.

Whatever happened to minty breathe spray…quick squirt before a snog or to hide the fact you’d been smoking from your Mum..

Two words, friendly fire.

Have you any idea what it's like taking an unwanted liquid to the eyes?

You simply cannot imagine the discomfort.

At all.

"

My mouth is too big to miss.. never took a misdirected shot to the eyes…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out!

Pfft, amateur, sort yourself out.

Breath strips. Minty, fresh and dissolvable.

Swapping gum, what are we, animals?

Be gone vile woman, be gone.

Whatever happened to minty breathe spray…quick squirt before a snog or to hide the fact you’d been smoking from your Mum..

Two words, friendly fire.

Have you any idea what it's like taking an unwanted liquid to the eyes?

You simply cannot imagine the discomfort.

At all.

My mouth is too big to miss.. never took a misdirected shot to the eyes…"

Yet... never taken a misdirected shot yet...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My only rule is no impromptu meets.. always a social first & I won’t bend that rule..

I do state preferences but they’re not rules per se and are flexible

OK actually on reflection, yeah, that.

Social first for the vibe, egregious filter usage and lick for crazy test.

You can tell if they’re crazy by licking them??will try that at my next social…

Well, if they don't immediately throw their drink on me and slap me, I can only assume they are

It's when they groan and say "harder papi" I get the really confusing boner and know for certain.

Some might call this strategy aggressive, unnecessary, maybe even sticky.

But we just have to know.

So you’re seeking the crazy… as opposed to deterring them? (Noted)

Seeking, I think they're just drawn at this point.

I'm getting better, I think, maybe.

OK I'm not.

But I try!

Barely.

When’s our licking social happening then?

After I've brushed my teeth.

Cause I'm like, super duper polite.

May floss too, crazy stuff right?

Watch and learn lads, watch and learn.

You omitted the Wrigleys Extra Cool Breeze chewing gum beforehand..… I’m out!

Pfft, amateur, sort yourself out.

Breath strips. Minty, fresh and dissolvable.

Swapping gum, what are we, animals?

Be gone vile woman, be gone.

Whatever happened to minty breathe spray…quick squirt before a snog or to hide the fact you’d been smoking from your Mum..

Two words, friendly fire.

Have you any idea what it's like taking an unwanted liquid to the eyes?

You simply cannot imagine the discomfort.

At all.

My mouth is too big to miss.. never took a misdirected shot to the eyes…

Yet... never taken a misdirected shot yet...

"

You have fine tuned motor skills clearly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Be interesting to get a comment from someone who does actually have, one of the profiles with alot of Dont's.. Just to get thier perspective

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have fine tuned motor skills clearly"

Good enough to trim this god awful quote train

And no, I'm about as cack handed and dexterous as a new born giraffe with fetal alcohol syndrome.

But God loves a trier.

Optometrists too.

Urgent eye tests are fun right?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

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I'm stubbornly inflexible. My guidelines and rules accrued from poorer experiences and mistakes. Most are peomises to myself and it's hard to forgive betrayal

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