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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Guys which option do you usually choose...
1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl
2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out
3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose. |
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"Guys which option do you usually choose...
1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl
2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out
3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."
4. Go in the shower |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face? 
His hard on is facing the opposite way "
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face?
His hard on is facing the opposite way
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no? "
Not with his anatomy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys which option do you usually choose...
1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl
2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out
3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."
Handstand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face?
His hard on is facing the opposite way
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?
Not with his anatomy. "
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face?
His hard on is facing the opposite way
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?
Not with his anatomy.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met "
I have met everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face?
His hard on is facing the opposite way
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?
Not with his anatomy.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met
I have met everyone "
Yes, I'm sure I've noted that written on on a cubicle wall before |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face?
His hard on is facing the opposite way
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?
Not with his anatomy.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met
I have met everyone
Yes, I'm sure I've noted that written on on a cubicle wall before "
Did my name was spelled right ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the Bath !!
Aimed at your face?
His hard on is facing the opposite way
I'm no expert... But I feel if he's in the bath it's probably still pointing upwards, no?
Not with his anatomy.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realised you'd met
I have met everyone
Yes, I'm sure I've noted that written on on a cubicle wall before
Did my name was spelled right ? "
There was a number included... Has your phone been busy?  |
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"Jesus what the hell is everyone on today, grabbing your uretha, your tinky winky down the bowl and now this 
Grrrrrrrr urethra "
There was a singer who had hit about this.
Urethra Franklin..Pissers are doing it for themselves pissing on their own two feet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I sit with my arse pushed right back, then push my cock into the pan getting a cold stroke on my helmet as it brushes the porcelain and hold it there as I pee |
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"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman? "
Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun  
And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?
Only managed that once. Kinky ex gf 
Piss enema is a regular thing "
Keep your friends close and your enemas closer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sit down, make sure the pants and trousers are off at least one ankle, arch back and push arse as far back on the seat as is comfortable, lean forward and aim cock downwards enough to allow a decent pee flow rate...
That's my method anyway. |
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"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
A"
of course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first  |
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"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first "
Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft…. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first
Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft…. "
Save money on washing up.
Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.
For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.
A |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first
Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….
Save money on washing up.
Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.
For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.
A"
*brillo, not brilliant.
Fecking autocarrot........  |
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"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first
Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….
Save money on washing up.
Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.
For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.
A
*brillo, not brilliant.
Fecking autocarrot........ "
Another informative post from a valued forumite… i asked my attractive neighbour if I could borrow her pussy…. I certainly didnt expect to have to pay her with sex to borrow it… must be a bloody good cat!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
A"
Cold water makes my cock go harder |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Just whack your knob with the loo seat a few times or run it under a really cold tap.
The boner will go and problem solved.
Aof course peeing on the sink is another option..as long as you take out yesterday's washing up first
Thats crazy talk - especially when there’s still dishes in the cupboard - or stored in containers in the garage…. Or loft….
Save money on washing up.
Just lay all the dirty dishes and pans out in the garden and wait for a heavy rain shower.
For extra quick cleaning make sure the old lady next door has lots of cats as their tongues are natural brilliant pads and perfect for removing stubborn burnt on bacon fat.
A
*brillo, not brilliant.
Fecking autocarrot........
Another informative post from a valued forumite… i asked my attractive neighbour if I could borrow her pussy…. I certainly didnt expect to have to pay her with sex to borrow it… must be a bloody good cat!! "
A |
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"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?
Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun
And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope )"
Do you have to stop movement to do it? Or can you keep the pressure and momentum? It’s my fantasy to piss on a man whilst I ride him, and intrigued as to whether the man could reciprocate |
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"Guys which option do you usually choose...
1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl
2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out
3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."
1. Yuck.
2. Yes, but lean forward as pushing it down can cause long lasting problems
3. I wish! Those were the days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do the lunge, one foot forward and one back then lower down a bit. Failing that, facing the loo and squatting is another option if you don't want percy poking the porcelain |
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"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?
Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun
And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope ) Do you have to stop movement to do it? Or can you keep the pressure and momentum? It’s my fantasy to piss on a man whilst I ride him, and intrigued as to whether the man could reciprocate "
I've peed inside a woman a few times, but it's certainly not easy, not only because of the hardon, but because the combined effects of pushing to piss and the warmth and pressure of the pussy make it very easy to cum instead! I don't know about other guys, but I could never just start peeing mid-thrust. The only way I can get it to work is to stop moving but remain inside the woman, relax a bit and start the flow. I have on occasion then been able to restart having sex while peeing, which feels amazing but gets quite messy once she's full!!
I LOVE having a woman pee while I'm inside her too - it will be a lucky guy who gets to share that particular fantasy with you! |
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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago
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"Guys which option do you usually choose...
1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl
2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out
3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."
Have you tried doing handstands? |
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"Random question; can you pee whilst having sex? Ie piss inside a woman?
Oooo yes - used to do this regularly with a gorgeous mf couple - they loved all piss and more messy dirty toilet fun
And do it with a number of nawty tgirls and guys - not had any recent requests from women …. (says with hope ) Do you have to stop movement to do it? Or can you keep the pressure and momentum? It’s my fantasy to piss on a man whilst I ride him, and intrigued as to whether the man could reciprocate "
I tend to slow movement until I start to pee and then slowly start fucking again - dependent on how much piss I have in me, the pissing can slow down as I get harder and then I slow the thrusting again. If I am pretty full, I am leaking regardless of how hard I am - yes have had women piss on me as I have fucked them - great wet hot feeling - very very uninhibited and hugely erotic for one who enjoy mud the smell, taste and feel of piss play xxxx |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"Guys which option do you usually choose...
1. Pee sitting down with your cock likely hitting the bowl
2. Stand up and hold it down as hard as you can as you try to control the piss pressure as it flies out
3. Stand 4ft back and aim your stream up and down like it's a toilet hose."
pull the skin back and hold it there the jet is powerful and straight so aim well |
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I think we should bin Tits Out Tuesdays and have Toilet Tuesdays from now on 
...especially in the morning 
