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Would you shag a woman with a perm?
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"Leo Sayer always boasted a particularly enviable perm 
Unfortunately he is not a woman though so I wouldn’t shag him.
This was going so well right up to the ‘wouldn’t’ part  "
He does make me feel like dancing though to be fair….  |
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"Leo Sayer always boasted a particularly enviable perm
Unfortunately he is not a woman though so I wouldn’t shag him.
This was going so well right up to the ‘wouldn’t’ part
He does make me feel like dancing though to be fair…. "
See, I knew it  |
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"I had a perm and no one wanted to get off with me so no way would I risk another 
And this your honour is the case for the defence 
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That was only the elite males though, I should have lowered my goals  |
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By *os19Man
over a year ago
Edmonton |
"Back in the day Kylie in Neighbours and Anita Dobson ( Angie in Eastenders ) both had perms and I wouldn’t have turned down either
#metoo but not Brian May  "
. I thought for a moment I would be the only one that remembered Anita Dobson. I would have to turn down Brian Msy as well |
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"I had a perm and no one wanted to get off with me so no way would I risk another
And this your honour is the case for the defence
That was only the elite males though, I should have lowered my goals "
Is this why you’re now on here? |
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"No. I'd shove a clown wig up a blokes bum tho .....
What colour?
I don't mind what colour he is , they are all arse holes in the dark. "
I like sticking wigs up bum holes with the light on unfortunately |
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"Back in the day Kylie in Neighbours and Anita Dobson ( Angie in Eastenders ) both had perms and I wouldn’t have turned down either
#metoo but not Brian May . I thought for a moment I would be the only one that remembered Anita Dobson. I would have to turn down Brian Msy as well "
I’d have a threesome with them. My claim to fame would be banging my bollocks together with Brian May. |
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"I had a perm and no one wanted to get off with me so no way would I risk another
And this your honour is the case for the defence
That was only the elite males though, I should have lowered my goals
Is this why you’re now on here? "
No, it’s why I haven’t got a perm though!
Unless….you mean for the elite males  |
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"Back in the day Kylie in Neighbours and Anita Dobson ( Angie in Eastenders ) both had perms and I wouldn’t have turned down either
#metoo but not Brian May . I thought for a moment I would be the only one that remembered Anita Dobson. I would have to turn down Brian Msy as well
I’d have a threesome with them. My claim to fame would be banging my bollocks together with Brian May. "
I don’t think you could tell them apart! |
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"I had a perm and no one wanted to get off with me so no way would I risk another
And this your honour is the case for the defence
That was only the elite males though, I should have lowered my goals
Is this why you’re now on here?
No, it’s why I haven’t got a perm though!
Unless….you mean for the elite males "
I’m thinking more along the lines of the non elite |
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"Back in the day Kylie in Neighbours and Anita Dobson ( Angie in Eastenders ) both had perms and I wouldn’t have turned down either
#metoo but not Brian May . I thought for a moment I would be the only one that remembered Anita Dobson. I would have to turn down Brian Msy as well
I’d have a threesome with them. My claim to fame would be banging my bollocks together with Brian May.
I don’t think you could tell them apart!"
You could, mine are shaved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was much younger I had a perm. I hated the initial really tight brillo pad curls but once is started to drop I was loving the volume.
Big hair in the 80's & early 90's was all in. I had my hairdryer with a diffuser on the end, scrunch drying to within an inch of my life, gel spray, hairspray and lots of back combing.... oh goodness me I thought I looked fantastic with my curly perm.
NBVN x |
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"When I was much younger I had a perm. I hated the initial really tight brillo pad curls but once is started to drop I was loving the volume.
Big hair in the 80's & early 90's was all in. I had my hairdryer with a diffuser on the end, scrunch drying to within an inch of my life, gel spray, hairspray and lots of back combing.... oh goodness me I thought I looked fantastic with my curly perm.
NBVN x"
Did you ever get sex juice in it though?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I was much younger I had a perm. I hated the initial really tight brillo pad curls but once is started to drop I was loving the volume.
Big hair in the 80's & early 90's was all in. I had my hairdryer with a diffuser on the end, scrunch drying to within an inch of my life, gel spray, hairspray and lots of back combing.... oh goodness me I thought I looked fantastic with my curly perm.
NBVN x
Did you ever get sex juice in it though? "
Oh yes
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No but I'd love to shag you again when you next get your pubic perm done. X
My curlers are in now  "
Aweeeee you're a cute grown man with a perm perfect penis. I'm excited to get down to business. |
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"No but I'd love to shag you again when you next get your pubic perm done. X
My curlers are in now
Aweeeee you're a cute grown man with a perm perfect penis. I'm excited to get down to business."
I’m excited to put my tip in you |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Next you'll be telling me I'll have to pluck my bumhole pubes 
You have bumhole pubes?
Maybe. Wanna look?
Not if it looks like Chewbacca I don’t "
It's a little bum hole, not a fricking wookie hole.
Are you scared of a little bum fluff? |
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"Next you'll be telling me I'll have to pluck my bumhole pubes
You have bumhole pubes?
Maybe. Wanna look?
Not if it looks like Chewbacca I don’t
It's a little bum hole, not a fricking wookie hole.
Are you scared of a little bum fluff?"
I bet it looks like Sarlacc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have always thought that if Will Ferrel went down on me, I would have a most impressive bush view,
but only for a moment "
Be careful, you could get a velcro effect..! |
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