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Do you sit on public toilet seats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've never been able to sit on one.

I usually just grab my urethra and aim it at the water as I'm sure most women do.

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks goodness that wasn't an autocorrect.

Of course being a filth male beast I usually do take a seat.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll wipe it with toilet paper if it's wet, but yes I'll sit. If it's truly disgusting, like a festival toilet, I'll hover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put down a layer of loo roll, as a barrier between myself and what I can only assume, has been the most brutally abused seat I've ever met.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No Never use public toilets

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By *uggy55TV/TS over a year ago

Fife

A big no no from me. I try an avoid public loos altogether (if I have to use a cubicle), but cant always of course.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I put down a layer of loo roll, as a barrier between myself and what I can only assume, has been the most brutally abused seat I've ever met."

Yes I sometimes do that too if I am struggling to hover.

You should be more filthy like Leo and take a seat. If you're lucky it might just be the most brutally cleaned seat you ever have the pleasure of resting your asshole on.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I carry my own loo seat everywhere I go and swap it over if I need to use a public loo.

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x"

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it a wipe and use it. No big deal

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By *estinyIsAllCouple over a year ago

Staffordshire

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

Oh god no! I never use a public toilet for that!! There's nothing like your own loo for a #2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love.

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By *aturefun63Man over a year ago

Belper

Works toilets are worse than public but generally give a wipe first unless touching cloth

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

This is why I'm glad I have chunky thighs!!

More power to hover over a loo

Can't stand having to use a toilet when out and about

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

Depends on the urgency of the situation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I learnt how to take ghosts poo at summer camp

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By *atKat-xoxWoman over a year ago

Neath,united kingdom

I personally hover

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love. "

To be fair, it hasn’t actually happened to me after dodgy food but I always hover if I am at a café or airport etc. Even here where I work, you’d think all these male civil engineers would know how to use a toilet seat but they fecking don’t, so it’s difficult

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By *ndecidedMan over a year ago

London

I do a yoga pose with my feet on opposite walls of the cubicle and do a mid air squat!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love. "

Have yoiu ever seen the French toilets, it's a glorified shower basin, with a larger whole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put down a layer of loo roll, as a barrier between myself and what I can only assume, has been the most brutally abused seat I've ever met.

Yes I sometimes do that too if I am struggling to hover.

You should be more filthy like Leo and take a seat. If you're lucky it might just be the most brutally cleaned seat you ever have the pleasure of resting your asshole on. "

I don't sit on them like that, I think that's where you're going wrong. Or why they're so dirty.

Animal.

Still, I did come close to making a little pack for use in the service stations, disinfectant wipes, gels, more wipes.

Organisation and obsession are sexy, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I love getting disease

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I carry my own loo seat everywhere I go and swap it over if I need to use a public loo.

Hah, obviously, that's going too far.

You need a mild booster one, no need for removal then.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Yes I do. I will sometimes line with paper if there is any. There's a stainless steel loo on the way to Chicester with no seat. That is COLD on a frosty morning I can tell you

I take the view that unless I have a cut in the skin that comes in contact with the seat it's relatively ok. I imagine the door handles and flush are more dangerous especially if there's no soap and I always wonder whose touched the paper dispenser and first few sheets of paper. Hovering can prevent emptying your bladder fully which could lead to an infection.

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Nope.

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love.

Have yoiu ever seen the French toilets, it's a glorified shower basin, with a larger whole."

Yikes…these were at my primary school, a lifetime ago….I still get goosebumps when I think of hovering over them…

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

Depends how urgent the need is. I try not to use friends toilets for a number 2 also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I do a yoga pose with my feet on opposite walls of the cubicle and do a mid air squat!

Ah yes, the vision of that is gorgeous. I imagine the splashback is strong with that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I do. I will sometimes line with paper if there is any. There's a stainless steel loo on the way to Chicester with no seat. That is COLD on a frosty morning I can tell you

So the door handles, you open those with a piece of paper to prevent contact, or, with a pinky with the least amount of pressure possible.

Then smother it in anti bac.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

It's easy for you ladies. We have to try and avoid our dangly bit touching the rim if we have to do a number 2.at least you got no dangly bits

john

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love.

Have yoiu ever seen the French toilets, it's a glorified shower basin, with a larger whole."

I've just had a look.

I'm not sure how to feel.

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Yes I do. I will sometimes line with paper if there is any. There's a stainless steel loo on the way to Chicester with no seat. That is COLD on a frosty morning I can tell you

So the door handles, you open those with a piece of paper to prevent contact, or, with a pinky with the least amount of pressure possible.

Then smother it in anti bac."

Thats were rubbing alcohol comes in handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease "

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you grab your urethra?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes "

Free of charge as well

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Most public loos are a disgrace. I'd sooner shit in a hedge

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I do. I will sometimes line with paper if there is any. There's a stainless steel loo on the way to Chicester with no seat. That is COLD on a frosty morning I can tell you

I always worry about door handles and flushers too. I actually shouldn't but I always use the bottom of my shoe to flush the toilet. I never wash my hands too if you have to touch the taps and I always use a tissue from my bags to open doors.

I don't know why I'm so worried about public toilets... as you said it is relatively safe.

I think I've seen too many horror public toilets and it has scarred me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How do you grab your urethra?

You kind of have to squeeze it until it pops out and then hold it between your thumb and finger.

It's a bit tricky sometimes if I'm not that horny.

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By *_MariusMan over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love.

Have yoiu ever seen the French toilets, it's a glorified shower basin, with a larger whole.

I've just had a look.

I'm not sure how to feel.

The ones I remember you were supposed to put your feet on two raised foot rests within the porcelain **blurgh**

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

Free of charge as well "

At least you gave me a core memory.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

Free of charge as well

At least you gave me a core memory. "

What the fuck is this?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

Free of charge as well

At least you gave me a core memory.

What the fuck is this?"

It ain’t much but at least it is honest work

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That's why those little sanitising bottles come in handy, wipe down and sit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

Free of charge as well

At least you gave me a core memory.

What the fuck is this?

It ain’t much but at least it is honest work "

This.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

Free of charge as well

At least you gave me a core memory.

What the fuck is this?

It ain’t much but at least it is honest work

This.

Nothing honest about you two and your wilful spread of venereal disease.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"How do you grab your urethra?

I imagine with one of those curved knitting needle thingies...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes I love getting disease

I already know that since you passed on 24 diseases to me when you put it in my 3 holes

Free of charge as well

At least you gave me a core memory.

What the fuck is this?

It ain’t much but at least it is honest work

This.

Nothing honest about you two and your wilful spread of venereal disease."

Every little help x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan over a year ago

Coventry

Crazy. Surely the point of toilet seats is to sit on them. Clue is in the name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wipe it with toilet paper if it's wet, but yes I'll sit. If it's truly disgusting, like a festival toilet, I'll hover

I always take anti-bac wipes to a festival lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up "

Elle keeps one of those in her running bag

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By * and R cple4Couple over a year ago

swansea

"Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up "
A funnel does more or less the same thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up

Elle keeps one of those in her running bag

Shour it would work for public toilets also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up "

I have one for festivals, beach parties etc. It's not easy to use. If you don't tilt forward at just the right angle it splashes out the back and down your legs. ??

I've given up with it and would rather squat in a Bush lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up A funnel does more or less the same thing

True but I was just useing the product name that I know I only know as it was in a YouTube video off most successful kickstarters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should invest in a shewee ha ha

Ooooo god people will be googleing

It’s a device that woman can use that they can have a piss standing up

I have one for festivals, beach parties etc. It's not easy to use. If you don't tilt forward at just the right angle it splashes out the back and down your legs. ??

I've given up with it and would rather squat in a Bush lol. "

Awww hugs I wouldn’t know if they were good to use or not I just can remember seeing them on a video off kickstarters years ago

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

"In my 39 years I've mastered the art of hovering, but in d*unken states it doesn't always go to plan. *face palm*

D x

Especially if you want to hover during a runny number two after dodgy food

I can't imagine having a shit and trying to hover

it's bad enough doing it when having a wee .

I have to say fair play to you love. "

This goes some way to explain why women’s toilets are more disgusting than mens.

Anyone who has worked in the hospitality industry will confirm this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you grab your urethra?

You kind of have to squeeze it until it pops out and then hold it between your thumb and finger.

It's a bit tricky sometimes if I'm not that horny."

If you are grabbing it, is that not like squeezing the end of a hose and make the pee spray all directions?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Yes I do. I will sometimes line with paper if there is any. There's a stainless steel loo on the way to Chicester with no seat. That is COLD on a frosty morning I can tell you

So the door handles, you open those with a piece of paper to prevent contact, or, with a pinky with the least amount of pressure possible.

Then smother it in anti bac."

If I can I use my elbow.

I think that opening door with right hand and wiping with left is sensible. Mostly as long as I can wash my hands or use anti bac I don't worry.

I know people who won't put their bags on the floor of a public loo and hover while holding bag etc . Surely that's far riskier than coming into contact with plastic that other people have sat on.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I can I use my elbow.

I think that opening door with right hand and wiping with left is sensible. Mostly as long as I can wash my hands or use anti bac I don't worry.

I know people who won't put their bags on the floor of a public loo and hover while holding bag etc . Surely that's far riskier than coming into contact with plastic that other people have sat on. "

Bags on floor, bleh.

Door hooks are available? Usually.

Pop it around your neck, keep yourself hands free, plus its like a gyroscopic balancing aid. Kinda.

Basically, it's gross, we're gross, we can all agree that, right?

And still, I legit saw a guy bring his Big Mac into the toilet, hold it in his mouth whilst peeing and proceeded to get right into that bad boy immediately after, skipping the soap and sink.

Just, ick. Super ick, with a side of omg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?"

Deep sadness and regret.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

Having to use a public toilet fills me with absolute dread. Touching anything in there is my worst nightmare. It’s like a military operation if I have no option. I won’t go into to detail but in answer to the op, I’m a hoverer

Grabbing your urethra?

That’s a UTI waiting to happen, an in and out catheter would be less risky

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A good question indeed

My answer: Absolutely not! My arse shalt never park itself on a public toilet seat.

In fact, if I was really desperate to lay a cable and HAD to use a public bog, I’d likely adopt a perched bird stance with my feet on the seat and my arse positioned precariously over the bowl.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

I just piss on the seat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I do. But I wipe the seat first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, just lick it clean first.

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By *arkandlovelyWoman over a year ago

South Derbyshire

No, squat only. Much easier when there's a coat hook on the back of the door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I line the seat with toilet roll if I need to sit on a public one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No, squat only. Much easier when there's a coat hook on the back of the door."

You're cheating only yourself and your core.

And heaven forbid that hook let's go.

Clean up on aisle 3 please. But you're the aisle, for the rest of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I carry one of those old fashioned toilet mats round with me, the sort you get in a 3 piece set with a bath and sink matt. The rubberised bottom grips well even on damp seats, and the fluffy top surface means my terrier is kept at an optimal temperature.

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

I wipe the seat first...to dry it.

I am unsure what dangers there are on a toilet seat other than dampness?

Those of you that don't sit, can you enlighten me as to why please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wipe the seat first...to dry it.

I am unsure what dangers there are on a toilet seat other than dampness?

Those of you that don't sit, can you enlighten me as to why please? "

General disgust.

Basically.

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By *oosebumpsxxWoman over a year ago

Roaming

"I'll wipe it with toilet paper if it's wet, but yes I'll sit. If it's truly disgusting, like a festival toilet, I'll hover

Do the same

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Yes! I’m still alive too

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

I try to avoid them, but i always make sure it is dry If I have too Use them. The mens toilets are always pretty disgusting, i wont take the kids in them if there is a disabled or baby change unit available.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"I wipe the seat first...to dry it.

I am unsure what dangers there are on a toilet seat other than dampness?

Those of you that don't sit, can you enlighten me as to why please? "

Cock ends up dookin for apples only there’s no apples

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wipe the seat first...to dry it.

I am unsure what dangers there are on a toilet seat other than dampness?

Those of you that don't sit, can you enlighten me as to why please?

Cock ends up dookin for apples only there’s no apples

Well, no apples to start with.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"I wipe the seat first...to dry it.

I am unsure what dangers there are on a toilet seat other than dampness?

Those of you that don't sit, can you enlighten me as to why please?

Cock ends up dookin for apples only there’s no apples

Well, no apples to start with. "

Depends on the service station I guess

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?

Deep sadness and regret. "

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I've never been able to sit on one.

I usually just grab my urethra and aim it at the water as I'm sure most women do.

What about you?

"
I've never not sat on a public toilet seat

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I've never been able to sit on one.

I usually just grab my urethra and aim it at the water as I'm sure most women do.

What about you?

I honestly have never heard of another woman doing this.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"I've never been able to sit on one.

I usually just grab my urethra and aim it at the water as I'm sure most women do.

What about you?

I honestly have never heard of another woman doing this. "
I've just asked a group of ladies I was with and no they haven't done it either lol xx

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Most public loos are a disgrace. I'd sooner shit in a hedge "

The Holly tree has the cleanest leaves of all: as no one wants to wipe their arses with them.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"I've never been able to sit on one.

I usually just grab my urethra and aim it at the water as I'm sure most women do.

What about you?

I honestly have never heard of another woman doing this. I've just asked a group of ladies I was with and no they haven't done it either lol xx"

on a man can do that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just squat over it facing the cistern, gives you something to lean on

Only time I don't sit on a toilet seat is at a festival, but I'm more likely to pee outside a portaloo than risk entering one

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Just squat over it facing the cistern, gives you something to lean on

Only time I don't sit on a toilet seat is at a festival, but I'm more likely to pee outside a portaloo than risk entering one

Flash wipes were a must for me when I went to download festival

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just squat over it facing the cistern, gives you something to lean on

Only time I don't sit on a toilet seat is at a festival, but I'm more likely to pee outside a portaloo than risk entering one

Flash wipes were a must for me when I went to download festival

Didn't they give you ring sting?

I paid 2.50 for a shower at my last festival and you're damn right I peed down that plug hole!

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Just squat over it facing the cistern, gives you something to lean on

Only time I don't sit on a toilet seat is at a festival, but I'm more likely to pee outside a portaloo than risk entering one

Flash wipes were a must for me when I went to download festival

Didn't they give you ring sting?

I paid 2.50 for a shower at my last festival and you're damn right I peed down that plug hole! "

No no I gave it drying time, the people after me must have thought they struck gold finding a clean (but still smelly) festival loo

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By *r Discreet 75Man over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

I clean it first with the hand sanitiser

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?"

My mate caught an eye full of gentlemen’s jism through an unexpected glory hole

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Some public toilets in Brighton have seat liners in them

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?

My mate caught an eye full of gentlemen’s jism through an unexpected glory hole

Blimey what are the chances of him having his eye right there

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By *untogetherCouple over a year ago

Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K.

Never!!! Well, I take that back, if I'm a bit tipsy and lose my balance while I'm hovering I will choose for my backside to land on the seat rather than faceplant on a public bathroom floor.

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By *eneralKenobiMan over a year ago

North Angus

"Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?

My mate caught an eye full of gentlemen’s jism through an unexpected glory hole

“His mate”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I Hoover.

If I have to go at all. Normally I wait till I'm home. Hate public toilets

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Has anyone caught anything from actually sitting on a public toilet seat, or know anyone who has?

My mate caught an eye full of gentlemen’s jism through an unexpected glory hole

Blimey what are the chances of him having his eye right there

I just think he was a good shot

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

My dad who is 95 worked on building sites in the 50s and 60s. There were rarely any lavatories but a large bucket type receptacle in a small shed, affectionately named 'the thunder box' would be provided. He used to gross us out telling us tales of his experiences with that, one of which involved the previous incumbents erm 'deposits' touching the next users bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I carry one of those old fashioned toilet mats round with me, the sort you get in a 3 piece set with a bath and sink matt. The rubberised bottom grips well even on damp seats, and the fluffy top surface means my terrier is kept at an optimal temperature."

*taking notes*

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I've never sat on a public toilet unless I've had a upset stomach and then I've put down multiple layers of toilet tissue because otherwise I'd want to jump straight in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just piss on the seat "

Piss on me please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wipe the seat first...to dry it.

I am unsure what dangers there are on a toilet seat other than dampness?

Those of you that don't sit, can you enlighten me as to why please? "

It's not knowing what has been on it. At least at home I know nobody has shit, pissed or cum all over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least at home I know nobody has shit, pissed or cum all over it. "

What about when you're out? Strangers could break in and do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least at home I know nobody has shit, pissed or cum all over it.

What about when you're out? Strangers could break in and do that."

I don't mind when you do it because I know when you rub your cum in my seat it is nice and clear like the finest crystal glass a woman can buy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"At least at home I know nobody has shit, pissed or cum all over it.

What about when you're out? Strangers could break in and do that.

I don't mind when you do it because I know when you rub your cum in my seat it is nice and clear like the finest crystal glass a woman can buy

It sparkles like my eyes. And your eyes too when you've got cum in them.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Nooooo

I squat. I couldn’t possibly sit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nooooo

I squat. I couldn’t possibly sit

Piles playing up again?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Some public toilets in Brighton have seat liners in them"

How very posh! Some toilets in Manchester actually have a seat!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"I just piss on the seat

Piss on me please."

I’ll piss on you hovering over the seat

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Some public toilets in Brighton have seat liners in them

How very posh! Some toilets in Manchester actually have a seat!"

if you saw them you'd realise that the last thing they are is posh.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Some public toilets in Brighton have seat liners in them"

We were there last week, nice place I love the hills, she doesn't.

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By *ellinever70Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Yes

It hasn't killed me yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never. Squat always.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

Nope. Just hover

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Hovering isn't good for bladder health..... Proper squatting on a squat loo is fine, but hovering means one doesn't properly relax the relevant muscles etc.

Yours sincerely,

Boring Science Woman

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

You lot never had it so good! Spare a thought for us scions of colonial subjugates: 'we' had to use makeshift latrines in the dirt, amongst the rabid dogs and encircling flies.

Well, I didn't, but my grandmother did.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"You lot never had it so good! Spare a thought for us scions of colonial subjugates: 'we' had to use makeshift latrines in the dirt, amongst the rabid dogs and encircling flies.

Well, I didn't, but my grandmother did.

Squat toilets (clean ones) are actually physiologically healthier than sitting down toilets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot never had it so good! Spare a thought for us scions of colonial subjugates: 'we' had to use makeshift latrines in the dirt, amongst the rabid dogs and encircling flies.

Well, I didn't, but my grandmother did.

Still like that in public loos in France!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"You lot never had it so good! Spare a thought for us scions of colonial subjugates: 'we' had to use makeshift latrines in the dirt, amongst the rabid dogs and encircling flies.

Well, I didn't, but my grandmother did.

Squat toilets (clean ones) are actually physiologically healthier than sitting down toilets. "

Yes, but the psychological ramifications of finding a Gecko stuck up your sphincter is...like kicking Boris out of your bed and finding Truss as a replacement.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"You lot never had it so good! Spare a thought for us scions of colonial subjugates: 'we' had to use makeshift latrines in the dirt, amongst the rabid dogs and encircling flies.

Well, I didn't, but my grandmother did.

Still like that in public loos in France!

And Greece (in the countryside at least)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You lot never had it so good! Spare a thought for us scions of colonial subjugates: 'we' had to use makeshift latrines in the dirt, amongst the rabid dogs and encircling flies.

Well, I didn't, but my grandmother did.

Still like that in public loos in France!

And Greece (in the countryside at least)"

France has lots of brilliant motorway picnic areas to stop and relax but it's better to use the woods than the loos...

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

"I carry my own loo seat everywhere I go and swap it over if I need to use a public loo.

You are C3R and I claim my £10

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By *htcMan over a year ago

Never touched one, only ever do a number one in public toilets standing up. Number 2 is only at home. Always no the timing as regular time for this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it a wipe and sit. It’s not healthy to hover, and it’s unlikely to kill me, well, it hasn’t yet.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

If I need to go I need to go.

Unless the seat looks like a slaughter house them a quick wipe should do.

Besides who doesn’t like sitting in other peoples piss?

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

So many hoverers on here. I feel it's safe to sit!

I have found footprints on a works one years ago. They must have been squatting on it. They also smeared shit on the wall. Makes you wonder what they're houses are like

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So many hoverers on here. I feel it's safe to sit!

I have found footprints on a works one years ago. They must have been squatting on it. They also smeared shit on the wall. Makes you wonder what they're houses are like "

I'm not sure it is safe to sit.

"smeared shit on the wall and footprints on the toilet"

I just can't do it.

Thanks for the replies everyone. I love a good discussion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact"

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

I do put paper in the pan to avoid Neptune's kiss. No heating in the toilets at work and that water is cold in the winter!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

No. I only poo at home. Some don't have to.

If it's an emergency I work the thighs and hover.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits"

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

You do know nobody has ever caught anything from sitting on a toilet? Licking them clean or taking a swab and jamming it up your arse or urethra might leave you open to some sort of bacteria, but your thighs are pretty impervious.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You do know nobody has ever caught anything from sitting on a toilet? Licking them clean or taking a swab and jamming it up your arse or urethra might leave you open to some sort of bacteria, but your thighs are pretty impervious."

Can't remember the last time I used a dirty public shitter, the places I go they're always tidy and lemon fresh. Even the men's! But obviously I'd never use one in Nandos or Asda.

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By *ryandseeMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Never

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never been able to sit on one.

I usually just grab my urethra and aim it at the water as I'm sure most women do.

What about you?

I honestly have never heard of another woman doing this. I've just asked a group of ladies I was with and no they haven't done it either lol xx "

I'm glad I'm not the only one that can't get my head around this!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I try not to but if needs be I put loo roll on the seat.

My husband was away with work once and he said when he sat down the end of his dick went in the water

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I try not to but if needs be I put loo roll on the seat.

My husband was away with work once and he said when he sat down the end of his dick went in the water and it made me want to suck it straight away

good for you x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

You're showing off now love talking about your dick being able to touch the inside of the toilet bowl.

If you come around to my house I will personally bathe your penis so it is fresh after being used as a cushion

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

Can't be as bad as Salford shitty shopping centre surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What does that mean bestie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

You're showing off now love talking about your dick being able to touch the inside of the toilet bowl.

If you come around to my house I will personally bathe your penis so it is fresh after being used as a cushion "

I'm sure it happens to most guys! By the way, that might be the strangest combination of words to ever turn me on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

Can't be as bad as Salford shitty shopping centre surely?

I've not shat in Salford Shopping Shitty recently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

Can't be as bad as Salford shitty shopping centre surely?

I've not shat in Salford Shopping Shitty recently

You've invented a new tongue twister !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What does that mean bestie? "

Sometimes maybe I’m good. Sometimes maybe I just shit. Is that the meme?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

You're showing off now love talking about your dick being able to touch the inside of the toilet bowl.

If you come around to my house I will personally bathe your penis so it is fresh after being used as a cushion

I'm sure it happens to most guys! By the way, that might be the strangest combination of words to ever turn me on

I'm good with strange words and turning men on.

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By *iss MaverickWoman over a year ago

Porthcawl

Nope. Never. Hover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

Can't be as bad as Salford shitty shopping centre surely?

I've not shat in Salford Shopping Shitty recently

You've invented a new tongue twister !

She's a legend who has recently shat in Bolton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What does that mean bestie?

Sometimes maybe I’m good. Sometimes maybe I just shit. Is that the meme?

That's perfect Steve I love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

You're showing off now love talking about your dick being able to touch the inside of the toilet bowl.

If you come around to my house I will personally bathe your penis so it is fresh after being used as a cushion

I'm sure it happens to most guys! By the way, that might be the strangest combination of words to ever turn me on

I'm good with strange words and turning men on.

Can one learn this skill? My strange words tend to turn women off

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

Can't be as bad as Salford shitty shopping centre surely?

I've not shat in Salford Shopping Shitty recently

You've invented a new tongue twister !

She's a legend who has recently shat in Bolton."

Bolton has just been shat upon. Period.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

You're showing off now love talking about your dick being able to touch the inside of the toilet bowl.

If you come around to my house I will personally bathe your penis so it is fresh after being used as a cushion

I'm sure it happens to most guys! By the way, that might be the strangest combination of words to ever turn me on

I'm good with strange words and turning men on.

Can one learn this skill? My strange words tend to turn women off

I can teach you but I have to charge.

But show them your face you'll soon turn them back on!

Do you want a milkshake from my yard?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

This is quirky thread. Lots of forumite species talking about their faeces, whether it's a he/she dangling their pee-pees when doing wee wees, to the detriment of their excrement.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not public public but do use the one at work and always build a nest first so there is no actual butt to seat contact

You should just wrap your dick around the seat and it will be a soft barrier for your butt if that makes sense? #longdickbenefits

But then my dick touches the seat which would almost be as bad as when it touches the inside of the toilet bowl

You're showing off now love talking about your dick being able to touch the inside of the toilet bowl.

If you come around to my house I will personally bathe your penis so it is fresh after being used as a cushion

I'm sure it happens to most guys! By the way, that might be the strangest combination of words to ever turn me on

I'm good with strange words and turning men on.

Can one learn this skill? My strange words tend to turn women off

I can teach you but I have to charge.

But show them your face you'll soon turn them back on!

Do you want a milkshake from my yard?"

I'll take all the help I can get. You're too kind

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By *ittlemissselfishWoman over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

Definitely not, always hover. If I'm in an unknown location, I ask friend/partner to go before me and rate on the cleanliness prior to deciding if I should go or not ... yup I'm that weird person

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

The fact that you can smell them from the top of the stairs would put me off! I use work ones, as in my office block there are only about a dozen of us in there at the very maximum. Shopping, forget it, wait till I get home, as for pubs...a bad pint can mean beggars can't be choosers.

You've not been to the loos in Crompton Place recently, then

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Always take a dump at work. Might as well get paid for it.

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Can't remember the last time I used a dirty public shitter, the places I go they're always tidy and lemon fresh. Even the men's! But obviously I'd never use one in Nandos or Asda.

You can use the lemon scented wipes in Nandos to get a lemon scented toilet seat! Don't use to wipe though. I think it might sting a bit.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Nope never it's grim

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By *oteyetieMan over a year ago

Galashiels

"I do a yoga pose with my feet on opposite walls of the cubicle and do a mid air squat!

Imagine trying to do that when your d*unk ??!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. That's why I bring my travel toilet seat out with me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"No. That's why I bring my travel toilet seat out with me."

Like the ones we use so that children don't fall into the loo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. That's why I bring my travel toilet seat out with me.

Like the ones we use so that children don't fall into the loo?"

That's the one, bit snug but I make it work.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"No. That's why I bring my travel toilet seat out with me.

Like the ones we use so that children don't fall into the loo?

That's the one, bit snug but I make it work."

Does yours have Disney characters on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What does that mean bestie?

Sometimes maybe I’m good. Sometimes maybe I just shit. Is that the meme?

That's perfect Steve I love it. "

No emojis. She wants to break up.

Klklklklklklklklklkl

I’mfine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. That's why I bring my travel toilet seat out with me.

Like the ones we use so that children don't fall into the loo?

That's the one, bit snug but I make it work.

Does yours have Disney characters on?"

Nah, I'm more of a Minions kinda guy

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By *ingeandTCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

Always hover. When we drove through France the first time (no toilet seats) I was very glad of this skill

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"No. That's why I bring my travel toilet seat out with me.

Like the ones we use so that children don't fall into the loo?

That's the one, bit snug but I make it work.

Does yours have Disney characters on?

Nah, I'm more of a Minions kinda guy

Banana?

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Carry a trowel at all times, dig a small hole behind a tree and squat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is she gonna reach 175? Nail biting stuff

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Is she gonna reach 175? Nail biting stuff "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mrs KC, your new pp is HOT.

Thanks x

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

The Water Closet Is Closed. Circa 2022.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Water Closet Is Closed. Circa 2022."

*Peeps head in*

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

The Water Closet Is Closed. Circa 2022.

The Vicår gets the penultimate one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok this is the penultimate one!

Do the last one below

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

I think a threesome with The Vicår Steve and KC² is in order.

Pizza?

— Now this thread is closed —

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