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What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"
I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Strawberry blonde on both collar and cuffs, blonde everywhere else.
Let me guess - you don't take life to seriously, do you Pete..?  "
I don't take this place too seriously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
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Runs off to check quick.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
Runs off to check quick. "
Lick not pick pussy!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Exceptional  "
Lol I feel personally attacked, no that I would think you’d be interested anyway, but there is a reason behind putting that cliche phrase |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"
I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "
Yes, using to when it should be too is an instant no for me too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
Runs off to check quick.
Lick not pick pussy!!!! "
Epic typo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any reference to Sydney University and threats of court action for violation of privacy....right you are Derek, for the benefit of the jury is this your cock??? |
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"Strawberry blonde on both collar and cuffs, blonde everywhere else.
Let me guess - you don't take life to seriously, do you Pete..?
I don't take this place too seriously."
Fair enough - I can certainly agree on that approach  defo the best way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
Awww... I say He-he all the time...  "
May I suggest you stop. |
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"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"
I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously".
Yes, using to when it should be too is an instant no for me too. "
Glad you got that |
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
Awww... I say He-he all the time...
May I suggest you stop. "
How's Ho-ho-ho as a compromise/alternative..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
"
Damn I've got to re write my whole profile  |
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"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested? "
Praps that platinum hair/scarlet lippie combo is like white noise in some fellas' minds..? I mean, if I had to guess, like...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator"
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous "
I wouldn't go as far as saying thats ridiculous. Thats their sexuality, not who they intend to meet on here. People use fab for different reasons.
Maybe those females are in same sex relationships and only want to swing with males. The point I'm making is that there could be a number of reasons why someome doesn't have female veris or are actively looking for female meets.
It certainly wouldn't be a reason for us to avoid meeting a bi female, that they have no female veris |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee
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Even though the feelings not mutual! |
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"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.
"Can't wait till tomorrow"
"What a night"
Congratulations you've had sex. "
Ho-ho-ho! Yes they grit me too. Seen a few if those |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.
"Can't wait till tomorrow"
"What a night"
Congratulations you've had sex.
Ho-ho-ho! Yes they grit me too. Seen a few if those "
Yeah add ho-ho-ho to my previous list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee
Even though the feelings not mutual!"
Fuck me I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee
Even though the feelings not mutual!
Fuck me I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!! "
That's kinda what happens when you block someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee
Even though the feelings not mutual!
Fuck me I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!
That's kinda what happens when you block someone. "
Savage like your profile, love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee
Even though the feelings not mutual!
Fuck me I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!
That's kinda what happens when you block someone. "
I wish my dick was as thick as you!
You're NOT on my block list. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Professional people wtf. 
Yeah you know - they get paid for being people. The rest of us just being amateures, like... "
Thats my thought on it I've been a person for 61 years must be a professional by now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No drama
If drama keeps occurring in your life.... you have to eventually figure out YOU are the common denominator
I don't know, I quite like drama freeee
Even though the feelings not mutual!
Fuck me I was being gen when I said I can't view your profile!!
That's kinda what happens when you block someone.
I wish my dick was as thick as you!
You're NOT on my block list."
We'll just agree to disagree.
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"Hung.
Professional.
I'll treat you with respect.
Love to pick pussy.
Genuine single male.
Heehee
Lol
Manners cost nothing!
Looking for fun.
Runs off to check quick.
Lick not pick pussy!!!! "
lick to pick pussy?? |
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"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested? "
Absolutely this. If I haven’t replied the first 4 times nothing is gonna change the 5th time. I totally think it means you aren't interested. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.
"Can't wait till tomorrow"
"What a night"
Congratulations you've had sex. "
Yeah . Yuppie … let’s go and collect the burned sticks from the fire work ^^
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?
Absolutely this. If I haven’t replied the first 4 times nothing is gonna change the 5th time. I totally think it means you aren't interested. "
Thank you |
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"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"
I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "
Fill in later and they have one picture of their cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.
"Can't wait till tomorrow"
"What a night"
Congratulations you've had sex. "
Followed by;
“You know who you are” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"
I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "
A new drinking game: take a shot every time you read "professional" on a guy's profile bio. You'll be done within an hour |
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"Anyone that describes themselves, or is looking for “exceptional”
Profiles where your given a word to to write as header, to prove you’ve read their profile "
Oh yeah, that's just bossy right from the get-go. Like, I haven't even met you yet and you're already making me jump through hoops! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never messaged anyone who’s profile suggests they only want vwe. I turn away quickly,….I knock all the glasses off the table as I turned. "
That'll be the cream. |
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"Play. Playmate.
Really? Oh, I thought 'playmate' was preferred by ladies rather than Fwb..? Not all ladies, I guess "
It's a term that has different connotations for different people. For us it's something we've always used to describe sexual activities - but equally can see how it can cause distaste for others. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never messaged anyone who’s profile suggests they only want vwe. I turn away quickly,….I knock all the glasses off the table as I turned.
That'll be the cream. "
Yes. I’d probably knock that off the top shelf of the fridge too. |
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Any language that combines violence with sex. Not appealing at all. No, you're not smashing anything in.
People who message with a total lack of self awareness. You know the kind, they have a fantasy in mind and describe it in great detail with a fucked up power dynamic and never once considered if it's actually anything you would like to do.
People with an unhealthy relationship with masculinity. 'Alphas' go here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous "
Ouch!
It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.
And it's also not easy to find couples that won't just use you for they want and actually consider what you want too. Lots of couples have rules and boundaries that don't always fit with the bisexual woman. And there's nothing wrong with respecting the couples wishes and relationship but it doesn't always work for all involved.
Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.
T |
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"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous
Ouch!
It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.
And it's also not easy to find couples that won't just use you for they want and actually consider what you want too. Lots of couples have rules and boundaries that don't always fit with the bisexual woman. And there's nothing wrong with respecting the couples wishes and relationship but it doesn't always work for all involved.
Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.
T"
Agreed a million fold |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading this I realise it's time to leave. It's trying the impossible to meet the above criteria. "
In the words of Wayne.
“ Led Zeppelin didn’t write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.”
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What phrases or sayings which, when you come across them on a prospective match's profile page, just instantly make you think "Actually d'you know what? I'm good, thanks all the same"
I'll start things off with "Don't take life to seriously". "
If it's a person's profile page you know straight away wether you're gonna message or not , if you receive a message from a person you don't want to you can ..if you want .. reply, I say if you want as not all people here reply |
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By *igGs19Woman
over a year ago
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"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous
Ouch!
It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.
And it's also not easy to find couples that won't just use you for they want and actually consider what you want too. Lots of couples have rules and boundaries that don't always fit with the bisexual woman. And there's nothing wrong with respecting the couples wishes and relationship but it doesn't always work for all involved.
Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.
T
Agreed a million fold "
I don't know how far I'd have to travel to meet a solo woman.
There's a couple locally that are not my type and I don't imagine I'm there's. Most couples I've spoken to have been extremely pushy, and claim the woman to be bi when they're actually asking to be pleasured by a woman and not looking to give in return, which isn't exactly an authentic wlw experience imo... |
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"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous
Ouch!
It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.
And it's also not easy to find couples that won't just use you for they want and actually consider what you want too. Lots of couples have rules and boundaries that don't always fit with the bisexual woman. And there's nothing wrong with respecting the couples wishes and relationship but it doesn't always work for all involved.
Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.
T
Agreed a million fold
I don't know how far I'd have to travel to meet a solo woman.
There's a couple locally that are not my type and I don't imagine I'm there's. Most couples I've spoken to have been extremely pushy, and claim the woman to be bi when they're actually asking to be pleasured by a woman and not looking to give in return, which isn't exactly an authentic wlw experience imo... "
We find this too. Infact some of the worst behaviour we've encountered have been from other couples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hung only okay then don't wanna throw my chipolata up your close anyway
Black /white only wtf
Picky with 4 million veris
Been here b4 know how it works
Super slutty and need daddy when a 20 year old hahaha
Not going all around the site
Looking for cock any cock then don't reply
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The women who claim on their profile that they are bisexual, yet all their veris are just men! Ridiculous
Ouch!
It's not easy for a bisexual woman to meet other women on here at all.
And it's also not easy to find couples that won't just use you for they want and actually consider what you want too. Lots of couples have rules and boundaries that don't always fit with the bisexual woman. And there's nothing wrong with respecting the couples wishes and relationship but it doesn't always work for all involved.
Ridiculous, maybe in some people eyes but there's quite often genuine reasons behind it.
T
Agreed a million fold
I don't know how far I'd have to travel to meet a solo woman.
There's a couple locally that are not my type and I don't imagine I'm there's. Most couples I've spoken to have been extremely pushy, and claim the woman to be bi when they're actually asking to be pleasured by a woman and not looking to give in return, which isn't exactly an authentic wlw experience imo... "
Unfortunately this is the reason I’m currently not meeting with couples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also we've got the impression quite a few times that it's more the guy, who's keen for the 2 women to get it on, perhaps for him to just watch (but he'll probably inch his way in).
It's not ideal when the female in this scenario feels like it's her treat for her guy..
or that what turns her on is not what she's doing but the reaction she's getting from him. |
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"Any reference to Sydney University and threats of court action for violation of privacy....right you are Derek, for the benefit of the jury is this your cock??? "
no mlud there is no sky remote in that pic …. No way is that my cock …. Zzzzzziiiiippp. ….. schlapp…. This mlud is my cock!!! |
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"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested? "
No one should pester you however, I would suggest, if you delete without reading it is a far clearer message than "No reply means no interest".
I am sure if you do that you will get less repeats. Besides, why bother to keep messages from people you are not interested in?  |
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"Being sent five (or more) messages without replying to any of them. I thought not replying meant you were not interested?
No one should pester you however, I would suggest, if you delete without reading it is a far clearer message than "No reply means no interest".
I am sure if you do that you will get less repeats. Besides, why bother to keep messages from people you are not interested in? "
I do delete if we’re not interested but some people don’t even take that hint. I blocked a fella cos he kept sending messages I’d delete without reading so he’d send another. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to have a tongue in cheek line about being exceptional in being unexceptional, but it got me a bit of a telling off and a blocking from a Fab member.
Thought best to remove and not invoke any further rollickings |
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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys."
I've not encountered that one before |
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"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.
I've not encountered that one before "
But one might be their real name. |
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"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.
I've not encountered that one before
But one might be their real name. "
Imagine if neither are their real name? Good lord above what to do. |
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"A status with anything clearly bragging they've had or going to have sex.
"Can't wait till tomorrow"
"What a night"
Congratulations you've had sex. "
Oh yes such a bore, although might have done it one or twice It is a double bore when it is couples singles with a FWB talking about eachother. If everybody here put up a status every time they had sex the servers would get jammed. |
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By *ensualMan
over a year ago
Sutton |
Looking for, or having HWC (as in hung white cock). BBC is one of the most grating terms and for people to use a white equivalent to set them apart says nothing positive to me.
I would add I have nothing against people's preferences, everyone is entitled to their preferences, even race. But how those preferences are expressed can be painful. |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
""Only looking for VWE men" 
LvM"
The most overused and impossible demand women make on here VWE is about 3% of the male population
So if y
Women ain't a 10 I looks and body type ain't gonna happen.
It's the equivalent of a deaf old man with an average job who drives an old car expecting to pull a supermodel. Just ain't gonna happen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a read through this is incredibly insightful. Is anyone else taking notes for their next profile re-write?
D x"
No. Thinking learning sign language for my next club visit |
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
Saying they can make every woman squirt...eh no you can't.
Saying they can lick for hours ...boring as hell after a few minutes.
Bull,alpha,dom each to their own but not something I'm interested in.
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"Hung only okay then don't wanna throw my chipolata up your close anyway
Black /white only wtf
Picky with 4 million veris
Been here b4 know how it works
Super slutty and need daddy when a 20 year old hahaha
Not going all around the site
Looking for cock any cock then don't reply
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So ... You got in touch with a woman who was begging for cock any cock?  My Man! |
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"Any phrase where women are referenced as girls .......
Also anyone claiming to be down to earth .... what the fuff does that mean?
I think it's the antonym of professional...or maybe choosy. "
Awww I've got down to earth on my profile. I use it to mean unpretentious, genuine, regular guy. I consider it to be a widely understood term..? |
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"I used to have a tongue in cheek line about being exceptional in being unexceptional, but it got me a bit of a telling off and a blocking from a Fab member.
Thought best to remove and not invoke any further rollickings"
Yes, one does have to... shall we say 'rein in' one's sarcastic or playful side sometimes for fear of being misconstrued. Specially the written word, where tone of voice obviously cannot be conveyed! |
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"Any phrase where women are referenced as girls .......
Also anyone claiming to be down to earth .... what the fuff does that mean?
I think it's the antonym of professional...or maybe choosy.
Awww I've got down to earth on my profile. I use it to mean unpretentious, genuine, regular guy. I consider it to be a widely understood term..? "
Genuine... Qi klaxon... |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys."
I go by a few names on here.
I'm neither Val, nor Nanna |
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"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.
I go by a few names on here.
I'm neither Val, nor Nanna "
I even have a fake real name! |
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"Oh, was just reminded of another. People who forget which fake name they're using - so username might be Daniel42069 yet they refer to themselves as David in their profile. Inconsistency, guys.
I go by a few names on here.
I'm neither Val, nor Nanna "
You have a vag. You're allowed |
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