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I don’t know why you ladies get upset ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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.. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.
I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)
So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.
Men… who’s with me?
(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest. "
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!   |
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut! "
I'll baste you like a prize Turkey before shoving you in my baby oven. |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
".. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.
I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)
So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.
Men… who’s with me?
(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!! )"
I love your approach Op 
Reminds me of someone back in the day  |
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut! "
I didn’t complain on the forums, I told you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out.
Just admit you love men haha 
A man, I love Ryan.
Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.
I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis ) "
I'd give up now. |
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Amen brother!  The more vulgar the message, the better say I
I want a War and Peace length epic detailing in the most lascivious terminology imaginable, what fate she intends for my quivering manhood…
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
".. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.
I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)
So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.
Men… who’s with me?
(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!! )"
Are you sure you haven't got they ghey Dan?
Not even just a little bit?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process "
Challenge accepted - many have tried, most fail. You could always tell them I was frigid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out.
Just admit you love men haha
A man, I love Ryan.
Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.
You sound like a delightful person to be with.
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Here's an idea, if you don't like me, don't comment on every post I make.
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!
I'll baste you like a prize Turkey before shoving you in my baby oven. "
Moist.
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut! "
Don't fall for this, BanDerks.
The snails are literal.
Still a cracking night though, treat this one with respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out.
Just admit you love men haha
A man, I love Ryan.
Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.
You sound like a delightful person to be with.
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Don't be fooled by the dodgy socks and gruff nature - this woman is the ultimate animal - well when you blow her socks off anyways |
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!
Don't fall for this, BanDerks.
The snails are literal.
Still a cracking night though, treat this one with respect "
Have you picked all the bits of lettuce out of your pubes yet? |
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"Out.
Just admit you love men haha
A man, I love Ryan.
Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.
I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )
I'd give up now. "
You really don't know me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!
I didn’t complain on the forums, I told you "
^ it’s her fault, she made me do it  |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Out.
Just admit you love men haha
A man, I love Ryan.
Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.
I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )
I'd give up now.
You really don't know me "
I do and his like a wart on your arse that just won't ever go away... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What type of content would offend you?"
Oh no, I don’t want hundreds of offensive messages in my inbox coming at a daily constant stream.
That doesn’t sound much fun at all.
Nah. Explicit, genitally one or two liners (from ladies) will do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve never had any issue with the sending of requests to “sit on my face and glaze it like a donut”
Knickers fall at my feet when I ask the ladies that. |
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!
Don't fall for this, BanDerks.
The snails are literal.
Still a cracking night though, treat this one with respect
Have you picked all the bits of lettuce out of your pubes yet? "
If I did that, my copy/paste "Whopper with lettuce?" messages wouldn't make any sense  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never had any issue with the sending of requests to “sit on my face and glaze it like a donut”
Knickers fall at my feet when I ask the ladies that. "
Go you |
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!
I'll baste you like a prize Turkey before shoving you in my baby oven. "
Oh Lacey. I nose snorted |
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"Out.
Just admit you love men haha
A man, I love Ryan.
Rest of you? I can live without. Quite happily, very happily infact.
I'm determined I will make you laugh ( without showing you my penis )
I'd give up now.
You really don't know me
I do and his like a wart on your arse that just won't ever go away... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A slut 
What, you mean you don’t love an inbox full of randomers who don’t know you calling you that!? Honestly. You ladies perplex me! "
Maybe some ladies do but it’s a no from me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never had any issue with the sending of requests to “sit on my face and glaze it like a donut”
Knickers fall at my feet when I ask the ladies that. "
Keep your knickers on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.
I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)
So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.
Men… who’s with me?
(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!! )"
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I fully endorse this OP for the new equalities minister… I for one am quite happy to receive fannyparts and milkshakes in my inbox as well as requests to fill your inbox…( thats a play on words for pussy btw!! - clever eh?) so get sending ladies … i only have limited space in my inbox ( that’s a lie - its covered in dust!!) and you dont want to Miss out on Todger in your inbox!! |
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"I want to leave snail trails on your chest.
^ This is the content we’re here for!
You won’t see us chaps coming into the forums complaining about an inbox overflowing with this type of smut!
I didn’t complain on the forums, I told you
^ it’s her fault, she made me do it "
The cheek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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".. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.
I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)
So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.
Men… who’s with me?
(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!! )"
Strangely turned on  xx |
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".. when you get messages in your inbox from random men telling you exactly how they’re gonna fuck you, how you’re gonna scream for more and what a slut you are, along with a close up pic of their genitals.
I’d BLOODY LOVE a few of them in my inbox, from ladies of course (I ain’t got the ghey or owt!)
So ladies, stop whinging, and send pornographic smut to our inboxes.
Men… who’s with me?
(p.s. this thread is is no way an endorsement of this type of male behaviour. Lets be clear on that. Female behaviour though .. bring it on!! )"
Dear Dan Berks
You're going to feel like my little toe and get banged on every piece of furniture in my lounge.
 LA
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With this, as with everything, the dose makes the poison.
When something just doesn’t happen to you, the grass being greener sets in, and you start to think you’d love it if that happened.
When something – even a comparatively small thing – happens to you often enough, it becomes unbearable.
I’m really fucking tall. Total strangers feel strangely compelled to remind me of this. They think they’re being complimentary. I, on the other hand, am very sick of hearing it. Average-sized people just don’t get why I find it so rude. They just haven’t been ground down by it in the same way I have.
It’s the same with inboxes full of unsolicited filth. Women On The Internet™ have been drowning it in their entire lives, and are understandably sick of it. Men, on the other hand, tend to think “Ooh, that sounds pretty hot – wouldn’t mind a bit of that!”
Even though I’m conscious of all the above, I’m *still* sucked into it. I *enjoy* being spoken to in ways I’d never dream of addressing another person.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process
Challenge accepted - many have tried, most fail. You could always tell them I was frigid "
lol love a challenge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll milk your cock like the cow you are! then tell all my friends about it! while ghosting you in the process
But I do get my cock milked?
Cool"
awesome |
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