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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Math or maths

Sports or sports

Which is witch

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops."

Not going to say it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asian_fruitMan over a year ago

Fuckingham Palace

Words are powerful… be wise and specific on which words you use… they could hurt people and likewise on the other extreme open great doors too…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Words are powerful… be wise and specific on which words you use… they could hurt people and likewise on the other extreme open great doors too…"
open seseme i feel ya

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And! "

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

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By *thfloorCouple over a year ago

Hove

"Sports or sports"

You appear to have made a decision about this one at least!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And!

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

However, starting a sentence without a capital letter is a capitol offence

Dammit

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By *thfloorCouple over a year ago

Hove

"Words are powerful… be wise and specific on which words you use… they could hurt people and likewise on the other extreme open great doors too…open seseme i feel ya"

Sesame or sashimi?

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Sports mixture's

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And!

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

However, starting a sentence without a capital letter is a capitol offence

Dammit

Avoid starting a sentence by pleading "not guilty"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And!

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

Fuck you replied! I deleted it thinking no one noticed. Yeah I was taught you can't but I just googled it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think the most powerful are swear words! I fucking love them! They can offend, make people laugh and seriously prove your point! Swear words are the bollocks!

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Math or maths

Sports or sports

Which is witch"

You do the math

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Bitch or beach

Peanuts or penis

Both the above really confuse the Chinese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sports or sports

You appear to have made a decision about this one at least!"

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

The pen is mightier than the sword.....an anagram of sword is words

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

See words are weird tricky bastards

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

The longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary is ' smiles'

There's a mile between both s'es

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

.."

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"And" is perfectly fine as a 'coordinating conjunction' in this case.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock or coque

Dick or Richard

Your mum or your mom

Ur or u ar

I agree, OP. It’s all weird and I’m not a weirdo so I don’t care.

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And!

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

Swoon! I love a good sentence starting with "but"!

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Words don't come easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

•

"And" is perfectly fine as a 'coordinating conjunction' in this case.

"
i thought conjunction was a motorway thing

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And!

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

Swoon! I love a good sentence starting with "but"!"

I end a sentence with “butt”

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"I disagree. Words are perfect. And so are full stops.

Not going to say it

I will, don't start a sentence with And!

See you’ve fallen into the trap. There is no reason not to start a sentence with coordinating conjunctions. our English teachers lied to us

I fucking knew it! I need to go back and get my homework reworked!

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By *ackbydemandMan over a year ago

Leicester

I have a passing interest in the etymology of words, including names. Your job used to determine your name, so Fletcher was a man that made arrows.

So where did the name Dickinson come from?

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"I have a passing interest in the etymology of words, including names. Your job used to determine your name, so Fletcher was a man that made arrows.

So where did the name Dickinson come from? "

His dad wrote books?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle hey that sounds weird now, is pickle even a word?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle Pickle pickle pickle pickle hey that sounds weird now, is pickle even a word?"

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It is. Almost. It's neologism.

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

Grease is the word

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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It is. Almost. It's neologism."

Is that like a Neroism?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

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It is. Almost. It's neologism.

Is that like a Neroism?"

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tom Tom club expressed this perfectly.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

We have cows and horses; why therefore, are sheep and fish discriminated against?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Math or maths

Sports or sports

Which is witch"

Arithmetic

Watersports

John Wick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Word sound power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Words are confusing .. I just learnt that chowmein isn't what I though it was and Krispy Kreme pronunciation had to be altered for us thicckie Brits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Words are confusing .. I just learnt that chowmein isn't what I though it was and Krispy Kreme pronunciation had to be altered for us thicckie Brits

I think I've just found my favourite time of day

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By *hitney NeilWoman over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

I ave an edache frum reeding this

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

...word on the street..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are words worth?

What are words worth? Words

Words in papers, words in books

Words on TV, words for crooks

Words of comfort, words of peace

Words to make the fighting cease

Words to tell you what to do

Words are working hard for you

Eat your words but don't go hungry

Words have always nearly hung me

What are words worth?

What are words worth? Words

Words of nuance, words of skill

And words of romance are a thrill

Words are stupid, words are fun

Words can put you on the run

Mots pressez, mots sensez

Mots qui disent la vit?

Mots maudits, mots mentis

Mots qui manquent le fruit d'ésprit

What are words worth?

What are words worth? Words

Its a rap race, with a fast pace

Concrete words, abstract words

Crazy words and lying words

Hazy words and dying words

Words of faith, tell me straight

Rare words and swear words

Good words and bad words

What are words worth?

What are words worth? Words

What are words worth?

What are words worth? Words

Words can make you pay and pay

Four-letter words I cannot say

Panty, toilet, dirty devil

Words are trouble, words are subtle

Words of anger, words of hate

Words over here, words out there

In the air and everywhere

Words of wisdom, words of strife

Words that write the book I like

Words won't find a right solution

To the planet Earth's pollution

Say the right word, make a million

Words are like a certain person

Who can't say what they mean

Don't mean what they say

A rap rap here and a rap rap there

Here rap, there rap

Everywhere a rap rap

Rap it up for the common good

Let us enlist the neighborhood

It's okay, I've over stood

This is a wordy rapping hood, okay, bye

What are words worth?

What are words worth? Words

What are words worth?

Nuff said. Your welcome

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

When the English tongue we speak.

Why is break not rhymed with freak?

Will you tell me why it's true

We say sew but likewise few?

And the maker of the verse,

Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?

Beard is not the same as heard

Cord is different from word.

Cow is cow but low is low

Shoe is never rhymed with foe.

Think of hose, dose,and lose

And think of goose and yet with choose

Think of comb, tomb and bomb,

Doll and roll or home and some.

Since pay is rhymed with say

Why not paid with said I pray?

Think of blood, food and good.

Mould is not pronounced like could.

Wherefore done, but gone and lone -

Is there any reason known?

To sum up all, it seems to me

Sound and letters don't agree.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The time asked to time how much time time has . The time answered to the time that the time has many time as the time time has .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The peer on the pier appeared to peer at his peers"

Can't blame non-English speaking people for saying English is a tricky language to master.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Tom Tom club expressed this perfectly."

Is that the Essex Tom Club?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sport or Sports?

I think one might find that water sport is quite different to water sports?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ave an edache frum reeding this

Culd I provide sum releef to your edache wiv a massarge? X

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

It would make more sense to start a question sentence with ?

e.g. ?you are unemployed

Then you'd read the sentence with the correct intonation from the start.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would make more sense to start a question sentence with ?

e.g. ?you are unemployed

Then you'd read the sentence with the correct intonation from the start."

¿Like Spanish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Putting a # in front of words causes an outcry

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Alcester

"Words don't come easy"

F. R. David

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By *ryan...Man over a year ago

1950's Original

"It would make more sense to start a question sentence with ?

e.g. ?you are unemployed

Then you'd read the sentence with the correct intonation from the start."

Wouldn't that be "are you unemployed"

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By *essiCouple over a year ago

suffolk

Words can be beautiful and how they are said even more so..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

"Words are powerful… be wise and specific on which words you use… they could hurt people and likewise on the other extreme open great doors too…open seseme i feel ya

Sesame or sashimi?"

Sashimi with sesame dip?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It would make more sense to start a question sentence with ?

e.g. ?you are unemployed

Then you'd read the sentence with the correct intonation from the start.

Wouldn't that be "are you unemployed"

Nothing wrong with subject-verb inversion.

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town