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Worst music to shag to?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was a little boy they always teached me over the years :
If a lady is not pretty enough , cover her face with the flag , play the national anthem and do it for the nation
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I was visiting a popular West Midlands club once with My Girl and some freinds. It was covid and 6 to a table rules. A lady came round for music requests. As a joke I said Cradle of Filth, didn't specify a song. Anyways that joke sure did backfire on me. A few minutes later sure enough Cradle of Filth across the loud speakers blasting out. Not the most mood inducing music for most I imagine. Luckily everyone was having to keep their distance anyways. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.
Do you mean Conan The Destroyer soundtrack?  "
 Conan the band. Maybe I should listen to that soundtrack though, does it make the grade for hard to shag to? |
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"Once had a horrible experience where the lady in question would only have sex whilst listening to Depeche Mode, Personal Jesus is not a sexy song."
That sounds like heaven! DM have some of the kinkiest lyrics ever and PJ has a hell of a good rhythm.
Now if she slipped on some Queen or Rap, that sound system will be out of the window before the first word is uttered |
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"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.
Do you mean Conan The Destroyer soundtrack?
Conan the band. Maybe I should listen to that soundtrack though, does it make the grade for hard to shag to? "
TBH it was so long ago that i've watched it, the best thing I remember from it was Red Sonja... she makes the grade to shag hard which I guess makes the soundtrack irrelevant... as well as this comment on this thread! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd probably struggle to shag to Conan, unless it was some kinda hate fuck.
Hate fuck! Lmao ??
Sorry, it may also be called 'make up sex'  "
Too funny |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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I used to have the “Darth Vader” Imperial March as my ringtone years ago and it went off when I was deep inside my then gf’s bum.
She was not impressed when I matched time, and I think it hastened the end of that relationship  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I used to have the “Darth Vader” Imperial March as my ringtone years ago and it went off when I was deep inside my then gf’s bum.
She was not impressed when I matched time, and I think it hastened the end of that relationship "
Talk about the dark side. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flight of the Bumblebee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93qXQWaBdE
Yea not at our age
Speak for yourself stumpy "
Bollocks and double bollocks that would have been to fast for me when I was 30 |
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Looking at some of these answers I think they've had the question wrong supposed to be the worst not the best kind of music.
I would personally say country music of all sorts is probably the worst or bluegrass. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gregorian chants
I don't know, with a goth vibe that could be quite hot
Hahaha! Yes I can picture that mate!!   "
Bit of Enya, could work, if you had candles... |
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