Garden Gnomes are a sure fire sign of a swinger lurking nearby.
Also, if someone walks past you with a black ring on, they are clearly on the prowl for illicit sexual gratification.
I even suspect a few on this very site might be similarly inclined to such sinful behaviour…. |
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"Garden Gnomes are a sure fire sign of a swinger lurking nearby.
Also, if someone walks past you with a black ring on, they are clearly on the prowl for illicit sexual gratification.
I even suspect a few on this very site might be similarly inclined to such sinful behaviour…."
I've got a black cock ring (as well as the silver one). I might try walking past people with that on show! |
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"Garden Gnomes are a sure fire sign of a swinger lurking nearby.
Also, if someone walks past you with a black ring on, they are clearly on the prowl for illicit sexual gratification.
I even suspect a few on this very site might be similarly inclined to such sinful behaviour….
I've got a black cock ring (as well as the silver one). I might try walking past people with that on show!"
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I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open…. |
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"I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open…."
I always thought they just indicated by rubbing their cocks on your windscreen |
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"I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open….
I always thought they just indicated by rubbing their cocks on your windscreen "
The sheer depravity of it all!
…I’d only just washed and valeted my car to…. |
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"I’ve heard rumours from reliable sources that for the practice of ‘dogging’, the participants often strap pampas grass to the tops of their cars and out their exhaust pipes in order to signal to others of their lewd kind that business is open….
I always thought they just indicated by rubbing their cocks on your windscreen "
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"I always carry a pink flamingo to signal to others "
Saw a video someone posted of a family chucking a big metal flamingo thing in a commercial bin on their static caravan campsite 
They found out from fellow caravanners what it was thought to mean lol |
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I have a tee (on a profile pic here) with upside down pineapples on it. And correct way up pineapples. I bought it before I knew it was a thing. I also recently bought a black ring, and I still have no idea what connotation that's supposed to have? |
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