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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I havent seen a thread like this for a while and thought it might break the tedium of the day.
You all know how it works, add the next sentence in the story.
I will start.
Chris had just arrived home from work, and as he stepped through the front door he heard . . . |
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"Ah, you can't beat the taste of breast milk," exclaimed Chris.
He'd got a taste for the good stuff years ago from his mother. She was the old fashioned type. The sort that breastfed her children until secondary school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Suddenly, in walked Tess Daly dressed only in a négligée and skimpy thong that barely covered her lady garden, carrying a bottle of baby oil.
“Hey, who can help me with a massage?” she asked wistfully .. |
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"And then he woke up 
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum 
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!  "
 ….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit….. |
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"And then he woke up
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!
….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit….."
Claudia had fallen on hard times and was put on the knockwr doing cleaning... "Do you have anything that needs a good polish?" she asked |
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"And then he woke up
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!
….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit…..
Claudia had fallen on hard times and was put on the knockwr doing cleaning... "Do you have anything that needs a good polish?" she asked"
….Chris pondered for a second before with lewd glee and a vulgar wink, gestured towards his erect and bulging phallus….. |
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"And then he woke up
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!
….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit…..
Claudia had fallen on hard times and was put on the knockwr doing cleaning... "Do you have anything that needs a good polish?" she asked
….Chris pondered for a second before with lewd glee and a vulgar wink, gestured towards his erect and bulging phallus….."
Would you like me to use beeswax or brillo pad on that she asked. Adding, there seem to be a few crusty patches on it |
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"And then he woke up
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!
….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit…..
Claudia had fallen on hard times and was put on the knockwr doing cleaning... "Do you have anything that needs a good polish?" she asked
….Chris pondered for a second before with lewd glee and a vulgar wink, gestured towards his erect and bulging phallus…..
Would you like me to use beeswax or brillo pad on that she asked. Adding, there seem to be a few crusty patches on it"
Chris retracted in sudden embarrassment at Claudia’s keen observation of his impure penile status.
Furthermore and to add to his ignominy he felt his erection become instantly flaccid….both on account of Claudia’s hurtful remark and the fact that a grinning, Craig Revel Horwood suddenly appeared behind her in the doorway…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That penis needs a lot of work, darling" said CRH.
"It's not much to look at and it's very limp in places."
Chris couldn't see anyone else but all of a sudden there were boos!
Claudia took over.
"Well, we've heard from the judges but if you want to keep Chris' penis in, then you can vote at the end of the show."
She then turned to our eponymous hero.
"And remember Chris - keeeeeeeeep wanking!" she said with a wink.
Chris couldn't see her wink of course because of her stupid fringe. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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"And then he woke up
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!
….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit…..
Claudia had fallen on hard times and was put on the knockwr doing cleaning... "Do you have anything that needs a good polish?" she asked
….Chris pondered for a second before with lewd glee and a vulgar wink, gestured towards his erect and bulging phallus…..
Would you like me to use beeswax or brillo pad on that she asked. Adding, there seem to be a few crusty patches on it
Chris retracted in sudden embarrassment at Claudia’s keen observation of his impure penile status.
Furthermore and to add to his ignominy he felt his erection become instantly flaccid….both on account of Claudia’s hurtful remark and the fact that a grinning, Craig Revel Horwood suddenly appeared behind her in the doorway…."
Craig asked, 'Anyone fancy a biscuit?' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And then he woke up
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum
…..Just then the doorbell rang….
It was Tess!!! Sometimes dreams DO come true!
….and Claudia Winkleman was stood behind her in a French Maids outfit…..
Claudia had fallen on hard times and was put on the knockwr doing cleaning... "Do you have anything that needs a good polish?" she asked
….Chris pondered for a second before with lewd glee and a vulgar wink, gestured towards his erect and bulging phallus…..
Would you like me to use beeswax or brillo pad on that she asked. Adding, there seem to be a few crusty patches on it
Chris retracted in sudden embarrassment at Claudia’s keen observation of his impure penile status.
Furthermore and to add to his ignominy he felt his erection become instantly flaccid….both on account of Claudia’s hurtful remark and the fact that a grinning, Craig Revel Horwood suddenly appeared behind her in the doorway….
Craig asked, 'Anyone fancy a biscuit?'"
"I have Bourbons or custard creams" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As he looks for the biscuits , gets his phone out as it vibrates …
“Who is that ? “
Ah , just Phil … texting saying is gonna pop over in a bit …
He was funny last night . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You dirty slapper …. Again , harder … "
Then Brigitte walked in.
"Who has been slapping my Ricky?" she screamed.
"If it's that French bastard, I'll fist his anus so hard, cars will be driving round it thinking it's the Arc de Triomphe". |
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"You dirty slapper …. Again , harder …
Then Brigitte walked in.
"Who has been slapping my Ricky?" she screamed.
"If it's that French bastard, I'll fist his anus so hard, cars will be driving round it thinking it's the Arc de Triomphe"."
He stood up, peeled off his face mask and it was tyson fury... Come on you dosser |
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"Shut the fuck up Brigitte! Get down on your knees and open wide"
Let me lick you for hours.... Many hours... Cos I'm really good at the licks you know... You'll love it and squirt everywhere... Or is it piss...? Text the hotline now and vote.. "piss" or "not piss" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Craig slips head but Chris belt on the sofa
Brigitte wond accidentally falls down Craig back hole … a big mess
And Phill shouts from the kitchen as he opens the fridge …
Yoh …. Cris … I left a massive load in a little mum’s milk bottle last night ….
Where the fuck is it ? Can’t find it x x |
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