Cum on fabbers

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We are stuck in London traffic and very bored.

Let’s hear your best jokes…

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You’re all dead to me

By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

'I've got 2 lawyers. One's Pro Bono. The other thinks he's a c*nt.'

By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s a quickie:

‘My wife of 70 years told me, ‘Let’s go upstairs and have passionate sex!’

I replied, ‘Well choose one as I can’t bloody well do both...’

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re all dead to me

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ok….. so two of you aren’t dead to me …….

But the rest of you are still in my bad books!!

By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

What’s the difference between a lorry and a giraffe?

A lorry has Hydraulics and a giraffe has high bollocks