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Shove the last thing you bought up the arse of the poster below.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Brace yourselves  
Lube up there's a kettle coming your way |
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Hope they are not vegetarian. A chicken and bacon sandwich |
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£50 worth of premium unleaded... ENJOY! |
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Hope the next poster is ready for a full size rugby ball |
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Airbrush machine & compressor.
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Above? (Who’s the artist? ), please make my ass look good before we start?
Below. Headphones. If I turn the volume up , it might echo!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A jeans |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A USB-C plug  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good luck two liter of iron Bru |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A USB-C plug "
Feeling recharged |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
A micro SD card, so you would barely notice |
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A 100 watt solar panel kit!
You might wince a little  |
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Garden shed might make the eyes water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£120 odd quits worth of diesel. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
"2 tubs of chocolates "
A pringles tube |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ouch, a 25kg bag of chicken feed.. sorry. |
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Lasagne garlic bread and a bottle of wine Enjoy |
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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago
South Cheshire |
A multi pack of cheesy wotsits |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow ish |
Open wide... a can of no bean Monster Caffeine in coming! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hardly noticeable probably: a miniature LED bulb! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BMW X5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW X5 "
rubber gloves and bin bags...sorry  |
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Super duper absorbent sanitary towels and some period knickers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 cartons of Aldi oat milk. |
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8 foot by 4 foot roof boards 10 of them ouch splinters |
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"10 kg of daffodil bulbs "
A grab a bag of cheesy wotsits. |
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Chinese bbq ribs and chilli chips … ohhh sticky bum hairs for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A small double mattress...sorry poster below
NBVN x |
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Well strike me down from above on this spot if I'm lying. Yesterday afternoon was the very first time in my life that I've actually let anyone stick foreign objects up my North end when I'm facing South, I allowed a very special lady put her butt plug up my arse, and leave it there till I cum deep inside her. The feeling was sensational! Then the two of us went to pick up a few bits and pieces at Morrisons. If milk cartons, mozzarella cheese, prawns, tissues, burgers, and garlic bread to name but a few things making those the last things I bought. If these items could have the same effect on me as her butt plug did less than an hour earlier, I'd settle for sticking either of them where the sun doesn't shine. |
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2 litres of kefir yoghurt. Good luck with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 cans of baked beans and a box of eggs. Enjoy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 run flat, Bridgestone tyres for my mini. |
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A two way USA travel adapter. Small but sharp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Range Rover incoming lol |
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"Bottle of aloe Vera baby oil 
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Cool … someone’s getting extendable hedge trimmers - 2.4 metres |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Washing machine ( sorry ) |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
Yay, last thing I bought was a little swimming nose clip
Thank F for that , I almost bought a TV , ouch |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"Yay, last thing I bought was a little swimming nose clip
Thank F for that , I almost bought a TV , ouch "
Darn it just re-read post, I'm getting a washing machine wtf |
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Big mac, complete with monopoly stickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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100 minutes of sunbed time.. |
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Hockey jersey, should I just feed it in there? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pint of Stella "
Streaky bacon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gonna me a messy one, it's a large chocolate milkshake... |
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"Pint of Stella
Streaky bacon "
My arse has never smelt so good! 
The person below me will be mightily thankful (and highly bloody lucky!) because the last thing I purchased was a digital copy of the game, Isonzo for the PlayStation. Thy arsehole is entirely safe…..for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cream cheese."
2 litre bottle of milk |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"Cream cheese.
2 litre bottle of milk "
A Tesco big shop |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
2 elbow gloves and a knee brace…. Good luck!!!!  |
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"2 elbow gloves and a knee brace…. Good luck!!!! "
Uh oh.
Deep breath and get the butter out.
Our new sofa arrived yesterday.
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Bottle of wine and loaf of bread xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jar of spice |
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Double sausage and egg McMuffin |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Double sausage and egg McMuffin "
Isn’t that normally going out at the same speed as it’s going in?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Electric drill and charger. 18v of Makita love on the way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Deep heat, Bon voyage |
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Two pints of milk (fortunately purchased alongside a packet of butter). You’re welcome |
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Oh, that will look pretty, it was some fringing for a costume |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A loaf of bread |
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Half a dozen bananas, packet of blueberries and some cartons of cat milk - trip to a&e after |
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Oh dear. Who in the fuck wants a wood chipper from homebase shoved up their ass. Come on guys, don't all rush at once. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
Ouch
Bend over, a shark hoover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That sucks. Have a dairy milk. |
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I have just bought a belt for golf. Might struggle to get it in hehe |
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I'm gonna need a funnel... Caramel Costa coming up your poop chute ^^^
Cherry x |
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Just bought 1kg of Greek yoghurt ! |
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A bacon and cheese turnover from BP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A bacon and cheese turnover from BP "
Enjoy that coat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A house |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
A 12kg bag of dog food, sorry! |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
A king size duck down duvet and two down feather pillows |
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"Yay, last thing I bought was a little swimming nose clip
Thank F for that , I almost bought a TV , ouch
Darn it just re-read post, I'm getting a washing machine wtf"
I got a bloody range rover |
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500ml can of relentless.
Brace yourself! |
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"French stick should go up OK x"
Was a large bottle of olive oil  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Henry cleaner ouch |
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"£50 worth of premium unleaded... ENJOY!"
Ah, so just a drop then... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Twix... you're welcome  |
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"French stick should go up OK x
Was a large bottle of olive oil "
Nicely lubed then ! Minus the bottle or could call it irrigation x |
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"A Twix... you're welcome "
Oooh £30 worth of petrol!
Not sure how tgaf is going to feel??? |
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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago
London |
That's one for Ella....
3 Batman Graphic Novels anyone?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pint. Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A hair clip/claw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An oversized hoody lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoy you rectally-inserted McDonalds Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin meal |
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Relax and breath.....
KING SIZE MATTRESS!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You cannot have my greggs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot Kale and Tapenade Macaroni cheese… that’ll make your eyes water |
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By *parky4gMan
over a year ago
Cambridgeshire |
A new hose
Irrigation anybody ? |
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A bag of dried green lentils! Not sure that's gonna be fun !!! |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
A banoffee cruffin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mach 3 blades |
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Mini fish and chips with curry sauce |
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4 greggs sausage rolls, you want them one at a time or just mushed together |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
A 16 seater passenger van OUCh |
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"4 greggs sausage rolls, you want them one at a time or just mushed together "
One at a time please |
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By *rolicUsCouple
over a year ago
Alluringly mysterious |
"Mach 3 blades "
I mean it’s not that hairy  |
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By *b72Man
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Half a tank of petrol!"
perfect timing. You two can have the yum yum's whilst I sit back with the coffee and enjoy ythe show. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You get off lightly, just bought a pen |
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By *he HMFsCouple
over a year ago
Stratford Upon Avon |
Thai Red Curry, that's gonna sting. |
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Sorry a valve steam deck, although I want it back lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rather large Mag-Lite Torch.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Artificial grass hoover/sweeper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cock extention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*extension |
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"Artificial grass hoover/sweeper "
My cock needs a small trim before meet so ok. Be careful please as already short |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Large tin of dog food! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pack of chocolate digestives |
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A big Tesco delivery shop. Bread, Milk, Eggs, Cheese, Bleach.......it's gonna get messy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sriracha wrap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A box of Cadburys fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sudafed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mealworms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doner Kabab |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow ish |
Scotch pie and beans...
Sloppy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Scotch pie and beans...
Sloppy!"
A handmade violin I got from a maker in France
Sorry jayne |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken balti pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*jane* |
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
Glasgow ish |
"Scotch pie and beans...
Sloppy!
A handmade violin I got from a maker in France
Sorry jayne"
Ah, squeaky bum time... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2L of milk
Good luck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A bottle of sparkling sauvignon a bottle of red wine and 2 one litre barista oat milks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Best not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best not!"
Go on do tell what you have bought.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best not!
Go on do tell what you have bought.. "
A Christmas tree!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best not!
Go on do tell what you have bought..
A Christmas tree! "
Will you be putting it up yourself Bdum tish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A McDonalds |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
"A McDonalds
Protein bar "
A litre bottle of sparkling water (that's going to smart ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A jacket Your anus won’t be cold this winter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol
Mrs B |
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"Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol
Mrs B"
Ooh sorry, just bought a dip station for my gym |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol
Mrs B
Ooh sorry, just bought a dip station for my gym "
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"Meat feast with jalapeños... ir bum might be a bit sore tomorrow lol
Mrs B
Ooh sorry, just bought a dip station for my gym
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mixed kebab and onion rings with chilli sauce and mayo |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
yumsville |
A lettuce and two pints of milk it is |
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By *astpoetMan
over a year ago
where the world takes me |
"deal !"
A red wine bottle, is it ok if i drink the wine first? |
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I'm afraid you're getting a takeaway shoved up your ass... Don't worry, it's not Curry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmm a very nice Greek wrap, don’t worry it’s definitely tsasiki  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ouch... a GLS Mercedes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh dear lord. Gently. Please!
A loaf of bread |
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