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over a year ago
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Always interesting to see what people do for a living!
I’ll start…I’m a secondary school teacher. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boob inspector. |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boob inspector."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know stuff and fix things.
Where, why and what is none of your business.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Self employed gardener and handy man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Air con fixer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Medical |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I'm a mechanical engineer... Good with my hands  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines a random one I own a vaping company out in Australia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wind up merchant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nursery teacher and supervisor in a Day Nursery |
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I am not defined by my job so there's no point in telling everyone I don't have one. |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
I am a professional  |
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"I’m outstanding in my field. "
Scarecrow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m outstanding in my field.
Scarecrow "
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
Retired woman connoisseur 
On a serious note, healthcare. Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gas engineer
Heating plumbing etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I improve people's environments! |
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"I improve people's environments!"
Cleaner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Demolition good for releasing stress |
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"Customer services "
Checkout till |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Working 24/7 at being retired. Best job I've ever had. |
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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago
London |
"I know stuff and fix things.
Where, why and what is none of your business. "
I also know stuff and fix things!
We should network...
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Driver of a sleek grey messenger of death |
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"A business advisor."
Tells people to mind their own ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a professional job  |
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"Air con fixer"
I loved that film ..... |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
I turn things off and back on again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I improve people's environments!
Cleaner"
Loving these responses Granny Crumpet…keep them coming! |
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Expendable abrasive and industrial coatings specialist...for what it's worth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in sales predominantly to a male sector so get paid to talk to men (most very dirty once they hear my voice!!) all day I love it |
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"I improve people's environments!
Cleaner
Loving these responses Granny Crumpet…keep them coming!"
I'm not in your class Sir. |
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"I know stuff and fix things.
Where, why and what is none of your business.
I also know stuff and fix things!
We should network...
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Hey ..... I break things and know jack shit...... Match made in heaven |
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I get paid to play with my thesaurus and intellectually masturbate into Word documents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I help keep the country safe |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
I look after peoples holiday homes here in Italy, so caretaker, gardener etc |
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I make the universe a better place just by being here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m one of those professionals who has to keep it hidden due to my job
Nah, I keep what I do hidden as don’t want to guys at the rugby club knowing I’m partial to a cock every now and then.
Day job …….. production manager  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I work in Recruitment, M is an engineer.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Housing association |
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I’m an uncivil engineering consultant and part time hooker |
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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago
Not all that North of North London |
I'm a professional, even mention it on my profile to see off the oi polloi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carpenter |
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"I'm a professional, even mention it on my profile to see off the oi polloi "
(H)oi is Greek for the  (masc nom/acc plural)
The the many
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Support staff (very vague I know) |
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"I'm a professional, even mention it on my profile to see off the oi polloi
(H)oi is Greek for the (masc nom/acc plural)
The the many
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I've not seen it transliterated as oi before, it is closer to the original. That's kind of cool. |
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Carpenter, So I know how to work my wood |
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"I’m outstanding in my field. "
A farmer then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Administrator and part-time assassin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a farmer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in a government office. That's all I'm allowed to say x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in a government office. That's all I'm allowed to say x"
Morning Liz x |
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Banker.
And thats not rhyming slang! |
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By *urroraMan
over a year ago
Northern lights |
Offshore doing dangerous work fixing and repairing what others can't or will not do x. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Support staff (very vague I know) "
Cock fluffer for porn industry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Support staff (very vague I know)
Cock fluffer for porn industry?"
Polishing wood is part of the job description |
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"Boob inspector."
I nearly bought myself a digital caliper gauge out of lydls |
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People come to me when they need me or for preventive stuff… am very busy and fully booked out. Next available appointments are 2-3months. A blessed job indeed love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I give people a good time and oral pleasure |
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"Full time carer for my mum  "
That's a tough job, good on you.x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Civils/telecommunications engineer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give people a good time and oral pleasure "
Bingo caller |
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Professional attention whore.
LvM |
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Nurse. Give a mean bed bath lol. |
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By *icole 123Woman
over a year ago
Baildon,West Yorkshire |
I’m a Community Nurse and I’m also a qualified Barista and Aromatherapist |
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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago
Near Wells |
I sell motorcycle parts. |
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"I give people a good time and oral pleasure "
Ah, the lesser-spotted dancing dentist. |
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"I'm a professional, even mention it on my profile to see off the oi polloi "
Rebel Rouser..... |
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"Evil genius  "
Once solved a Rubik's Cube whilst gleefully refusing someone their benefits. |
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"I give people a good time and oral pleasure "
She sells ice cream at the cinema. |
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"Offshore doing dangerous work fixing and repairing what others can't or will not do x."
Fucking hell ...... A hired assassin |
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Specialist Vehicle Technician - Flyaway doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I give people a good time and oral pleasure "
A singer at a comedy club? |
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By *dx69Man
over a year ago
London |
"I'm a professional, even mention it on my profile to see off the oi polloi "
Loving the (deliberate?!) grammatical and spelling error |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
I demonstrate and inspire.  |
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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago
Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands |
"Gate opener "
Can't recall any level crossings near Kettering |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
I draw lines and circles.
Then 3D print the results. |
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By *an 36Man
over a year ago
wirral |
Shopfitter for a well known shop xx |
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I'm in purchasing, Dean is a Mechanical Engineer. |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
We're stalkers.... essentially people pay us to stalk them for a day. |
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IT support guy... hands on with the hardware |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Painter Decorator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retired gynaecologists but like to keep my hand in |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
Operations manager for a local bar |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
I am the true Messiah..( profile name is proof)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional people mover.. well I move people, professional is subjective.. |
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I work in a tree nursery, such a delight seeing those little smiles on those saplings faces when the mummy and daddy trees drop them off.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Director of Photography. "
Now I start wondering if we’ve met on set before  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boob inspector."
like a perverted poirot or a randy morse |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
1950's Original |
"I drink and I know things "
Member of Parliament ? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I am the true Messiah..( profile name is proof)
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What a life you have Bryan. |
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Test technician. I test gas generators(hydrogen/nitrogen) because they get shipped to the customer.
Sounds technical but you could train a monkey to do it. |
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Retired now, but spent most of ma working life on building sites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nuclear physicist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Proctologist. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Hi, I'm Tina Titz and plotting world domination with added leopard print takes up much of my time |
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I’m a minor deity.
I’m my spare time I translate between IT geeks and businesses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m a sales rep. I go around your local corner shop/convenience stores and keep you all stocked on crisps,biscuits and a bunch of other stuff. Love it! |
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I have a job getting up in the mornings, does that count. |
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General dogs body in the third sector |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I consult high profile sites to stop bad guys doing bad things |
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Builder who likes to make house calls |
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Retired stunt cock for the money shot.... |
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"Customer services
Checkout till "
Aviation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Registered Nurse |
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
kilmarnockish |
"Customer services
Checkout till
Aviation "
Did that, now I work full time making sure peoples shiny little boxes don’t become their coffins.
Also do a part time - unpaid - phallic erector and tester, been told I have natural talent for this . |
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Laser operator - night clubs and live band gigs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a trade lawyer |
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By *an 36Man
over a year ago
wirral |
Set fireworks of part time |
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"P.H.D work that one out "
Piled higher and deeper, the comic? |
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I left my job in oil a week past Friday, I then quit said new job last Friday and now… I’m back in oil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional golfer and sometimes I work at the local dogging shelter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make things happen…and general mind reader extraordinaire |
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By *az87260Man
over a year ago
Cross inn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dig up the past |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I play with pipes and get things wet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I play with pipes and get things wet "
You work at Hull’s gloryhole ? |
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I deliver infrastructure projects. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Registered Nurse"
I have a bit of a fever, my temperature needs taking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a welder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Registered Nurse
I have a bit of a fever, my temperature needs taking from my anus "
Bring your big thermometer |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
Cook in a care home
Workshop foreman |
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I'm a cleaner! But still yet to purchase a sexy maid outfit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I measure Willy's for sombreros |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Work at a Zoo, picking up penguins when they fall over and brushing the sharks teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banker.
And thats not rhyming slang!"
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"I know stuff and fix things.
Where, why and what is none of your business. "
Great answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Work at a Zoo, picking up penguins when they fall over and brushing the sharks teeth "
And brush the hen’s teeth too |
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"I turn things off and back on again "
IT for sure |
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I'm the chap that gets to name every shade of paint. |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
"Work at a Zoo, picking up penguins when they fall over and brushing the sharks teeth
And brush the hen’s teeth too "
Only on Wednesdays lol |
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Full time carer, part time worker, rest of the time perver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I write articles on cutting edge topics. That leave readers in shock and awe
No I really train underwater gymnastics team I keep telling them they need to get in the deep end but they prefer to thread water. |
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I technically have four job titles
Tg x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bill here, I am a window technician. aka an exhibitionist, as I do it right in the window... I am also a naked handyman if anyone wants my services.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in a government office. That's all I'm allowed to say x"
MI5/MI6/GCHQ?? |
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Communications worker for royalty |
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I make hundreds of folk happy every Friday! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I told you, I would have to kill you
On a serious note, for my own safety, I'm not allowed to divulge |
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I rig the lottery machines and scratch cards. |
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Account manager and mechanic on weekends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all, I’m a builder and occasionally a comedian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look busy. |
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