"On purpose or by accident?
Discreetly or lifting a cheek and asking for feedback on the aroma ?"
 Oh, the deliberate kind - I might even forgive an inadvertent and innocent one (if indeed it WAS truly innocent) 
I remember once I found myself in a garden centre when a vulgarian of highly deplorable note walked through the door and with a brief pause and a lift of his knee, proceeded to let fly with a mighty fart.
I was suitably disgusted.
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By (user no longer on site)
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If u can play “ The cavalry Charge “
First verse of the chorus , I think everyone in the bus should give you a massive applause
Is the minimum you would deserve . |
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I was in my office on a video conference call last week, with my assistant. There was a chap directly outside, with th5w door open,he was testing some electrics, and he farted really loudly and said oooo pardon me
I was done. I had tears , I snorted, and had to excuse myself from the call.
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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago
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I was stood in a queue in an airport and my stomach was making all sorts of noises. I have IBS which really flares up. I thought I’d relieve a little tension with a small fart as I could not hold on any longer.
I pushed a little and a decent sound fart was let out. I hoped no one would hear it but there was a sudden scuffle behind me. I waited a moment and turned around to see a dad laughing. His kid was standing right behind me and his face was at the same height as my ass. He looked like he was going to cry and his dad was creasing himself laughing. I must have farted right into his nostrils bless him  |
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"I was stood in a queue in an airport and my stomach was making all sorts of noises. I have IBS which really flares up. I thought I’d relieve a little tension with a small fart as I could not hold on any longer.
I pushed a little and a decent sound fart was let out. I hoped no one would hear it but there was a sudden scuffle behind me. I waited a moment and turned around to see a dad laughing. His kid was standing right behind me and his face was at the same height as my ass. He looked like he was going to cry and his dad was creasing himself laughing. I must have farted right into his nostrils bless him "
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"Never intentionally in public but unfortunately my diabetes medication means I fart constantly it's extremely embarrassing.  "
Me 2 even more since I've been prescribed trulicity on top of the metformin x |
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"Never intentionally in public but unfortunately my diabetes medication means I fart constantly it's extremely embarrassing.
Me 2 even more since I've been prescribed trulicity on top of the metformin x"
mum seems to be wind assisted  |
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