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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

.. does anyone fancy a fuck?

Not necessarily with me (chance would be a fine thing), but in general.

If so, say you’re in and hopefully someone else on the thread will fancy a fuck with you.

And tell you, either in the thread or via PM if filters allow.

Yes, it’s one of THOSE threads. You know, sometimes these actually work and make a Fab new friend from it. Make tonight one of those occasions!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes ! "

Helle? Yes!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes. Ladies don’t be shy.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!"

Maybe not after the last time

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

I do. I promise I’ll be quick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got that lined up for Saturday so I’ll survive until then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time "

Fucking Helle

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time "

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

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By *riel13Woman  over a year ago

Northampton

Yes please!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in, but if you can wait till I get home first that’d be great

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A bit of how’s yer father sounds indeed most agreeable at this juncture

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have cup of tea first .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Fucking Helle "

Charming.... more 'nice' guys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet? "

And another....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet? "

l'AS Beauvais Oise or anti-social behaviour?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soz Dan, not today. I'm on my period. I'll have apple pie and custard instead, please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have cup of tea first . "

Oh go on then.. builders brew or a weaker one?

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton


"Can I have cup of tea first . "

Milk and sugar?

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By *ecky and justCouple  over a year ago

Godalming

Oooh.. yes please…

Either of us or both..!!

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By *agicfingers1Man  over a year ago

near Brighton

I'd love to

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

And another...."

Qué? It was banter with F&B about him ..

Ah well ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Fucking Helle

Charming.... more 'nice' guys"

Sorry - it's literally just a shit bit of wordplay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Funny i seem to have no drive anymore at all

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..

Oh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

l'AS Beauvais Oise or anti-social behaviour? "

The latter F&B .. have you been harassing people again! Anyway, FaF? Behind the bins at Lidl?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"With you hell yes !

With someone else , hell yes !

Helle? Yes!

Maybe not after the last time

Has the ASBO arrived yet?

l'AS Beauvais Oise or anti-social behaviour?

The latter F&B .. have you been harassing people again! Anyway, FaF? Behind the bins at Lidl? "

Aldi please, I got caught at lidl, need to change my game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have cup of tea first .

Oh go on then.. builders brew or a weaker one?

"

Builders brew would be fab thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

"

Well I’m sorry to you think that way and if that’s the case then I am happy to offer a full apology but that certainly wasn’t the intention.

Won’t lie I’m a little bit surprised by the reaction but if you’ve been offended then I do apologise for any inadvertent offence caused!

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in, will even provide snacks and drinks for in between

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

"

I'm lost. Who has been a dick to who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anyway .. where were we? Anyone FaF!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok then why not

Everyone gather around and take a ticket and wait your turn yous all get a go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Making a joke out of him being a dick to me for sport just makes him think it's a joke and not a shitty way to behave

Well I’m sorry to you think that way and if that’s the case then I am happy to offer a full apology but that certainly wasn’t the intention.

Won’t lie I’m a little bit surprised by the reaction but if you’ve been offended then I do apologise for any inadvertent offence caused! "

Appreciated and accepted

Moving on

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By *ostAirmenMan  over a year ago

crewe

I would take what I could get .

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I would take what I could get . "
hello

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By *ull English with teaMan  over a year ago

London

Go on then, form an orderly queue…

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

.

NAF

needing a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No.

But a smooch would be nice.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Travelling

A little tired but I could be persuaded to

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By *elisandre300Woman  over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

What….?

And break my two hundredth and eleventyseventh day of celibacy??????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I'd have a quick ride somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What….?

And break my two hundredth and eleventyseventh day of celibacy??????

"

Not that you’re counting or anything

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By *elisandre300Woman  over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey


"What….?

And break my two hundredth and eleventyseventh day of celibacy??????

Not that you’re counting or anything

"

It’s been that long I’ve lost all sense of smell out of my left eye!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm actually washing my hair tonight but if anyone fancies a fuck tomorrow....or do I need to go to a different thread for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Having now finally read the ‘hairy armpits’ thread I have full context to earlier events! Ahh .. late to the party me

Anyway, back to this one .. I’m pondering sliding into someone’s DM’s.. am I brave enough?!

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Having now finally read the ‘hairy armpits’ thread I have full context to earlier events! Ahh .. late to the party me

Anyway, back to this one .. I’m pondering sliding into someone’s DM’s.. am I brave enough?! "

I don’t like filth, so no thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I wait till Friday as I'm off and no work Saturday

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok "

You KNOWS I would, like

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like "

I know that you know that I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know "

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know "

But do they know ?

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ? "

Hello sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ? "

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"I'm in, will even provide snacks and drinks for in between "

I'm in for the snacks

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally! "

He knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows "

Not as much as I’d love to

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to "

He knows that too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too "

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too "

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too "

You know you can do F@B first

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first "

Can I watch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch "

If you skiing us !

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By *rmainman10Man  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Fiinneee .. if I must

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us ! "

Up or down hill rapid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us !

Up or down hill rapid "

Surprise us with ambidextrous hands of yours

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By *hitney NeilWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.


"Ok

You KNOWS I would, like

I know that you know that I know

But do they know ?

Toooooo slow F&B! You did get there first originally!

He knows

Not as much as I’d love to

He knows that too

I’m happy to be Plan B tbf, in fact I’d do F&B first too

I’ll make you sign a form consent first

Can I watch

If you skiing us !

Up or down hill rapid

Surprise us with ambidextrous hands of yours "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

By popular demand and at great expense - I'm in. No autographs, though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not tonight I’m knackered, can we settle for spooning and hair strokes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m exhausted so pull my nightie down once you’re finished

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

You know I'm gonna pass. Pretty overworked at the minute. Just want to chill.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh god, yes please! Its been a while!

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By *hiskeyColaMan  over a year ago

Oswestry


"I’m exhausted so pull my nightie down once you’re finished "

Hahaha!

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If I could find my libido then yes sadly it's buggered off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have cup of tea first .

Oh go on then.. builders brew or a weaker one?

Builders brew would be fab thanks "

There ya go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And not tonight dear I am not in the mood atm...

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am shocked and dismayed you would ask such a question on these esteemed forums OP!!

The answer is yes btw.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yesssssssssssss

Please. Thanks

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By *ik MMan  over a year ago

Lancashire

Wouldn’t that be lovely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Roll on Saturday night - extra family day this week

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By *ocky 85Man  over a year ago

London

Oh yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not against the idea...

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I’m in, but if you can wait till I get home first that’d be great "

...are you home yet? Just asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m in, but if you can wait till I get home first that’d be great

...are you home yet? Just asking for a friend "

Yep, I’m in. Had my dinner now and everything

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"And not tonight dear I am not in the mood atm... "

...washing your hair instead?!

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By *uizoMan  over a year ago

Winchester

Hey guys me new and really want have fun here...I am open to any idea of how things are done here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don'tind being woken up nicely mrs b

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