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Lacey and Lorenzo's Middle-aged Hotties
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Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang  
Have at it/ each other!
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"Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang
Have at it/ each other!
LvM"
Middle aged at 30 seems a little pessimistic, I'd say 60 is middle aged.
Cal |
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"Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang
Have at it/ each other!
LvM
Middle aged at 30 seems a little pessimistic, I'd say 60 is middle aged.
Cal"
I've always liked you, Cal  |
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"In for the hairy minges
That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in 
Well it does my cock hard "
Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points |
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"In for the hairy minges
That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in
Well it does my cock hard
Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points"
Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x |
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"In for the hairy minges
That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in
Well it does my cock hard
Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points
Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x"
As long as you bring plenty lube for the dried up old fossils, win win! *jokes people* *JOKES* |
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"Am I middle aged at 43  Noooooooo 
Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve 
LvM
At least 45, give me till then at least
I'll give you whatever you're after 
LvM"
Oooh tempting….. a werthers original and crumpets please |
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo
Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve
LvM
At least 45, give me till then at least
I'll give you whatever you're after
LvM
Oooh tempting….. a werthers original and crumpets please "
Coming right up Anything in particular on your crumpets? Butter, peanut butter? - Crunchy or smooth available
LvM |
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"In for the hairy minges
That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in
Well it does my cock hard
Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points
Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x
As long as you bring plenty lube for the dried up old fossils, win win! *jokes people* *JOKES*"
I’ll spit on it ! And if it is too gappish I’ll throw sea salt on it |
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"Lorenzo. Lacey.
I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age.
But middle aged?
I like you both.
This is testing it."
Especially for you.
Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself.
https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y |
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"Am I middle aged at 43 Noooooooo
Who knows anymore, take the categorising up with Steve
LvM
At least 45, give me till then at least
I'll give you whatever you're after
LvM
Oooh tempting….. a werthers original and crumpets please
Coming right up Anything in particular on your crumpets? Butter, peanut butter? - Crunchy or smooth available
LvM"
Marmite please oh and is it to late to request a horlicks? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Lorenzo. Lacey.
I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age.
But middle aged?
I like you both.
This is testing it.
Especially for you.
Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself.
https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y"
I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp. 
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"In for the hairy minges
That’s cos I can't bend down far enough to tend to my lady garden any more, does my back in
Well it does my cock hard
Excellent, excellent. Bring old and decrepit has its plus points
Menopausal women means I can bareback them without fearing to pay child benefits x
As long as you bring plenty lube for the dried up old fossils, win win! *jokes people* *JOKES*
I’ll spit on it ! And if it is too gappish I’ll throw sea salt on it "
Such a gent. Do you bring your own salt? |
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"Lorenzo. Lacey.
I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age.
But middle aged?
I like you both.
This is testing it.
Especially for you.
Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself.
https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y
I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp.
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DO IT MELI |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Lorenzo. Lacey.
I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age.
But middle aged?
I like you both.
This is testing it.
Especially for you.
Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself.
https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y
I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp.
DO IT MELI "
And now you, glorious Mrs TMN have encouraged me. It's happening. Sorry older men, I'm going to be hunting the young studs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lorenzo. Lacey.
I'm fine with not being a young person anymore. Honestly I am. Ish. Still harbour dreams I'm sugarbaby age.
But middle aged?
I like you both.
This is testing it.
Especially for you.
Accept the reality Meli. Free yourself.
https://youtu.be/f7zVBY0tI0Y
I really like this song. Might as well embrace it and buy a nifty sports car. Tight bandage dress. Impossibly high heels. Silk presses weekly. You've inspired me Steve you young scamp.
DO IT MELI
And now you, glorious Mrs TMN have encouraged me. It's happening. Sorry older men, I'm going to be hunting the young studs. "
These man are playing checkers I’m playing chess!  |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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"Due to Steve's blatant discrimination against those of us who have broken that dirty-thirty mark, here's a new thread for those middle-age fitties who want to get together and bang
Have at it/ each other!
LvM
Middle aged at 30 seems a little pessimistic, I'd say 60 is middle aged.
Cal"
I think still classing 60 as middle aged is a stretch, almost no one lives to 100, so 50 being the top end of middle seems about right. After you hit that age you almost definitely have less days ahead of you than you had behind. |
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"Right I think I'm too old but I'm gonna hang out here with the youngers. You make me feel young.
We can be old/young together if you're in the grey joggers
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As long as you also get me out of the grey joggers then it's all good. |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
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"Right I think I'm too old but I'm gonna hang out here with the youngers. You make me feel young.
We can be old/young together if you're in the grey joggers
As long as you also get me out of the grey joggers then it's all good. "
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