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Yes my good people, here is the place to demonstrate your knowledge of the wondrous thing that is the penis.
All interesting facts welcome. Let us together celebrate the joy of the Johnson 
I’ll get you started: Did you know that the average length of a gorilla’s erection is just 4cm?
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The biggest penis of all belongs the blue whale. The average length of it is 8 feet (or 2.4 meters) to 10 feet (or 3 meters), but the average diameter is only 12 inches (300 mm) to 14 inches (360 mm).
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"Did you know that cheesy bellends aren’t good for lactose intolerant ppl "
Ahhh….I’m sorry about that  In fairness though, I did give the old boy a good scrub after you recovered. It’s looking nice and shiny now and smells almost tolerable… |
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"Did you know that cheesy bellends aren’t good for lactose intolerant ppl
Ahhh….I’m sorry about that In fairness though, I did give the old boy a good scrub after you recovered. It’s looking nice and shiny now and smells almost tolerable… "
On my way to try it out again |
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"Did you know that cheesy bellends aren’t good for lactose intolerant ppl
Ahhh….I’m sorry about that In fairness though, I did give the old boy a good scrub after you recovered. It’s looking nice and shiny now and smells almost tolerable…
On my way to try it out again "
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"Did you know that women on Fab know a LOT about the size of a blue whale's penis?"
I too am admittedly intrigued by their seemingly encyclopaedic knowledge in this very specific area.
I certainly don’t recall Sir David Attenborough ever divulging such facts….  |
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UK come in at 69th place in the world for average penis size slotting in between Armenia and China.
Ecuador take first place for largest on average and last place for the smallest goes to Cambodia.
Even worse news for Ireland coming in at 72nd place. |
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"Some species, such as drakes, have corkscrew like nobs.
I saw one once. It put me off my spiral pasta for some time…"
My husband came home via the canal and told me about the duck penis. After a Google image search I totally traumatised people on the forum by posting about it  |
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"Some species, such as drakes, have corkscrew like nobs.
I saw one once. It put me off my spiral pasta for some time…
My husband came home via the canal and told me about the duck penis. After a Google image search I totally traumatised people on the forum by posting about it "
I still have nightmares about the heinous sight I beheld; dangling there it was, all squirly like a fleshy helter skelter  |
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"UK come in at 69th place in the world for average penis size slotting in between Armenia and China.
Ecuador take first place for largest on average and last place for the smallest goes to Cambodia.
Even worse news for Ireland coming in at 72nd place."
Where, when and how is this information collected? ONS questionnaire? |
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The argonaut octopus boasts a detachable penis - a fact which is pretty damned awesome in itself; but wait!…..not only can it detach, it can also swim independently and actively seek out females(!!!!)
Scientists actually initially mistook the swimming penis to be a parasitic worm of some kind before realising its true nature.
How cool is that? |
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"UK come in at 69th place in the world for average penis size slotting in between Armenia and China.
Ecuador take first place for largest on average and last place for the smallest goes to Cambodia.
Even worse news for Ireland coming in at 72nd place.
Where, when and how is this information collected? ONS questionnaire? "
Don't know Google told me |
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"My husband came home via the canal
^Euphemism.
Do you also want to explore the back passages of Wolverhampton? There's quite a lot to experience  "
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A penile erection can normally last anywhere between a few minutes to about half an hour.
All well and good - but chaps, beware of a condition termed Priapism wherein the old boy won’t go down for love nor money.
This ain’t good and the potential side effects, in extreme cases, can include the necessity for castration…
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"A penile erection can normally last anywhere between a few minutes to about half an hour.
All well and good - but chaps, beware of a condition termed Priapism wherein the old boy won’t go down for love nor money.
This ain’t good and the potential side effects, in extreme cases, can include the necessity for castration…
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"A penile erection can normally last anywhere between a few minutes to about half an hour.
All well and good - but chaps, beware of a condition termed Priapism wherein the old boy won’t go down for love nor money.
This ain’t good and the potential side effects, in extreme cases, can include the necessity for castration…
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Despite the fact that the todger does seemingly ossify a good’un when it sees the opportunity for a bit of the old carnal action, there are in fact no bones in a boner.
….at least, this is true for we humans; some other primates DO boast bones in their nobs (bonobos monkeys and chimpanzees being two examples) |
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"Despite the fact that the todger does seemingly ossify a good’un when it sees the opportunity for a bit of the old carnal action, there are in fact no bones in a boner.
….at least, this is true for we humans; some other primates DO boast bones in their nobs (bonobos monkeys and chimpanzees being two examples) "
There may not be able bones but it can be broken |
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"Did you know that cheesy bellends aren’t good for lactose intolerant ppl "
I have a cheest knob story from when I was a teenager.
Needless to say they aren't good for those who aren't lactose intolerant either  |
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"Did you know that women on Fab know a LOT about the size of a blue whale's penis?
And to think we claim that size doesn't matter   "
They put the dick into Moby. |
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"Did you know that women on Fab know a LOT about the size of a blue whale's penis?
And to think we claim that size doesn't matter
They put the dick into Moby.
Did it improve his music?"
Is that what is was? |
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Did you know… Factoid doesn’t mean “little fact”.
Well, factoid *shouldn’t* really mean the same as fact. The “oid” suffix is used to mean “like” or “resemblance” - e.g. a planetoid is a small body resembling a planet, but not a planet.
Factoid was originally coined to describe snippets of information which were accepted as true but weren’t actually so.
However, language has evolved and a generally accepted second meaning is “little” or “trivial” fact.
So my first line was a factoid in the original sense, and the rest of this is a factoid in line with current usage.
Yes, I’m good in a pub quiz.
No, I’m no good at parties. |
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"Did you know… Factoid doesn’t mean “little fact”.
Well, factoid *shouldn’t* really mean the same as fact. The “oid” suffix is used to mean “like” or “resemblance” - e.g. a planetoid is a small body resembling a planet, but not a planet.
Factoid was originally coined to describe snippets of information which were accepted as true but weren’t actually so.
However, language has evolved and a generally accepted second meaning is “little” or “trivial” fact.
So my first line was a factoid in the original sense, and the rest of this is a factoid in line with current usage.
Yes, I’m good in a pub quiz.
No, I’m no good at parties. "
I feel a factoid fact thread is in order |
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‘Angel lust’ is a term coined and sometimes used to donate the phenomenon of erections that occur after death.
It was particularly noted in days gone by as often occurring to those who had just been hanged (cheery bastard me, eh?)
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"Did you know… Factoid doesn’t mean “little fact”.
Well, factoid *shouldn’t* really mean the same as fact. The “oid” suffix is used to mean “like” or “resemblance” - e.g. a planetoid is a small body resembling a planet, but not a planet.
Factoid was originally coined to describe snippets of information which were accepted as true but weren’t actually so.
However, language has evolved and a generally accepted second meaning is “little” or “trivial” fact.
So my first line was a factoid in the original sense, and the rest of this is a factoid in line with current usage.
Yes, I’m good in a pub quiz.
No, I’m no good at parties. "
Oops, I forgot to include missed the penis reference… writing all of the above probably makes me seem like a bit of a cock! |
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"That bit of useless skin attached to the end of it has been incorrectly named as "a foreskin" for years.
It's actually "a man".
(Oldie but goodie)."
What do you call the mounds of glutinous fat that surround the clitoris?
The wife.
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Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct? |
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"Not a penis fact but did you know a factoid is actually a fake fact
So.....what's an asteroid.... 
A thing that looks like a star, but isn't. Literally "starlike""
Star fakery
I feel betrayed by the universe
Homonyms are knocking at my brain but I will resist.....
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct? "
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
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"Not a penis fact but did you know a factoid is actually a fake fact
So.....what's an asteroid....
A thing that looks like a star, but isn't. Literally "starlike""
Arseteroid - the star that really isn’t a star…. |
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Isn't that just a Herbal Essences advert?! |
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!"
Mine is sort of: ‘Urgh! Oh Gawd yes! Yes…..oh…is it over?’ |
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Isn't that just a Herbal Essences advert?!"
They do say there are no original thoughts or ideas....
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Isn't that just a Herbal Essences advert?!
They do say there are no original thoughts or ideas....
"
But do you smell like the rainforest? Or mountain dew? Or grapefruit and coconut or something?! |
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Isn't that just a Herbal Essences advert?!
They do say there are no original thoughts or ideas....
But do you smell like the rainforest? Or mountain dew? Or grapefruit and coconut or something?! "
I do like to get fruity in the shower |
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Isn't that just a Herbal Essences advert?!
They do say there are no original thoughts or ideas....
But do you smell like the rainforest? Or mountain dew? Or grapefruit and coconut or something?!
I do like to get fruity in the shower"
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"Here’s another glorious penile tidbit; the average male orgasm is approximately a mere six seconds.
Compare this to a ladies, clocking in at an average of 23 seconds.
Hmmm….stopwatches to the ready good folks; are these approximations correct?
My abs say yes
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Isn't that just a Herbal Essences advert?!
They do say there are no original thoughts or ideas....
But do you smell like the rainforest? Or mountain dew? Or grapefruit and coconut or something?!
I do like to get fruity in the shower
Umbongo! "
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