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Apologies for things nothing to do with you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by another thread, what would you like to apologise for that is nothing to do with you or you have no influence over.
There’s a few things I’d like to apologise for:
Jedward
People wearing sock with sandals
Paper straws disintegrating before you finish you drink
What would YOU like to apologise for Fabsters?  |
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"I'd like to apologise for:
The music of Black Lace
Brutalist architecture
For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.
Soz dudes."
Oh I love a bit of brutalism (in its place), but happy to apologise for any suburban mock-tudor monstrosities. |
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Today I have chosen to be offended by the ongoing plight of Blobfish, a species that are often inadvertently trawled up in fishing nets by the scum that is the human race.
I have subsequently taken to all social media platforms in order to express my outrage in as histrionic a manner as is imaginable.
I would therefore like to apologise both on behalf of all humans….and secondly for being a pretentious cunt  |
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"I'd like to apologise for:
The music of Black Lace
Brutalist architecture
For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.
Soz dudes."
Id also like to apologise for kylie minogue not being my girlfriend x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d also like to apologise for all the spelling errors in my opening post. Although that IS my own fault … 
Imagine making spelling errors on Fab, BanDerks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to apologise for:
The music of Black Lace
Brutalist architecture
For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.
Soz dudes."
I own a black lace album. And I saw them live   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to apologise for:
The music of Black Lace
Brutalist architecture
For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.
Soz dudes.
I own a black lace album. And I saw them live "
You poor creature, you must be utterly miserable  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to apologise for:
The music of Black Lace
Brutalist architecture
For Kylie Minogue not being your girlfriend.
Soz dudes.
I own a black lace album. And I saw them live
You poor creature, you must be utterly miserable "
Every week for the whole summer
It was thirty years ago though. I'm over it now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I apologise for anyone who now has “Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree” on an earworm loop in their heads!
#BlackLace"
Or Superman
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I apologise for anyone who now has “Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake a tree” on an earworm loop in their heads!
#BlackLace
Or Superman
Wave your hands
Hitch a ride..."
Noooooo … what have you done!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Massive apologies for getting the message from from your energy supplier that your direct debit is changing in the upward direction."
To be fair to my awful energy supplier I got an email from them today saying my DD was going down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 15/09/22 22:22:10]
^ I apologise for this. Now we’ll never know.
Unless the post again, of course."
^ I apologise for them posting again and making this redundant |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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BBC day time telly
"Coming up today", "But first", "Let's go back to" "and to end the show with.."
It's a disjointed, tired and naff, patronising format.
AKA nursing home telly. Paid for by the protection racket aka the telly licence. |
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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago
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"BBC day time telly
"Coming up today", "But first", "Let's go back to" "and to end the show with.."
It's a disjointed, tired and naff, patronising format.
AKA nursing home telly. Paid for by the protection racket aka the telly licence."
Exactly this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to apologise for anyone who shares a name with a famous bell end.
Imagine being called Piers Morgan or Katie Hopkins. People will dislike you before even meeting you. "
On the flip side imagine if you were named the same as someone awesome! That would be great wouldn’t it?
How lucky are the Richard Madeley’s and Vanessa Feltz’s of this world?
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