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Hydrogen Sulphide.
It’s what gives rotten eggs their bad smell, but my job involves large quantities of it and it’s highly toxic… so if I smell it, recoiling (or just plain getting the hell away) could save my life |
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Beetroot
Curry (or more specifically one of the herbs/spices commonly used)
Chunder
Decomposed flesh isn’t great- worked in a few areas where we’ve had to remove the ubiquitous dead pigeon
Off fish (well good fish isn’t the most pleasant)
Dog Farts |
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell  stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...
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Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to?? |
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"Anyone who has had to undo the waste pipe from under a blocked bathtub will surely put the smell from that at the top. "
Nah having to dismantle the seized impeller of a munching bog because some twat flushed a wet wipe  that was one of my worst jobs |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
There's not much worse than being out on your bike and you're following a bin lorry that is on its way somewhere.
The kicker is that by tucking in behind it, you're making really good time, even if you feel like you want to gag 
On the bright side, it's good training for overcoming one's gag reflex. |
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...
Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to??"
Tea tree oil neat, just 3 or 4 drops rubbed into the hands and dabbed under my nose and Bingo 
It's a real pungent smell, of well aged sweaty feet/socks that haven't seen a wash in a long time, rank sweat but multiply by 100... there were a few of us turning green, particularly when swapping gloves for pads   |
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"There's not much worse than being out on your bike and you're following a bin lorry that is on its way somewhere.
The kicker is that by tucking in behind it, you're making really good time, even if you feel like you want to gag
On the bright side, it's good training for overcoming one's gag reflex. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile.
Gbat "
I have to agree, especially when they've been in a closed flat for 2 weeks during summer. That shit sticks to you like glue!!! |
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"A tin of out of date pilchards left in the baking sun, mixed in a bowl with dog shit and finally smeared over a dead rat 
You forgot the out of date milk   "
Oh Gawd yes! - that stuff is right rank! The resulting concoction would be more lethal than the highest grade Novichok |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
A few decades ago now I used to run a bar in Manchester and one night some guy vomited in a urinal and I had to clean it out and it’s probably the worst thing I have ever smelled, even worse that the shit in the cattle sheds I had to hose down in the early morning or the preserved dead body I used to have to dissect at university. |
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...
It's smell's like a mixture of cheese and vinegar, you have to get your own gloves, then dry them thoroughly each time you use them or wear wrap's and wash them too. "
Currently I don't participate often enough to warrant my own pair...and it still wouldn't take the stench from the other 10 or 15 pairs doing the class with you but if it becomes a staple I'll certainly remember this advice, at least it'll be my own sweat my hands are bathed in |
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"You know those boxing gloves you share in boxing classes...? Yeah, that smell stays in the nose for hours and can't be washed or hand sanitized away after several attempts...I'm now going in search of some pure essential oils to see what might do the trick, if any...
Oh god I hope the oils work for you!! What does the smell compare to??
Tea tree oil neat, just 3 or 4 drops rubbed into the hands and dabbed under my nose and Bingo
It's a real pungent smell, of well aged sweaty feet/socks that haven't seen a wash in a long time, rank sweat but multiply by 100... there were a few of us turning green, particularly when swapping gloves for pads "
Oh that is absolutely vile!! I'm glad the oil worked though |
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I can't promise to make my list short and (stenchy) sweet!
Spicy BO, smegma and unwashed genitals, cheesy feet, shit and toilet brush residue, vomit, dung on fields, broad beans cooking, piss, plaque, butt sweat, crevices in general 
Oh and my absolute worst is NAPPIES!!!! I'm a cleaner so constantly coming into contact/smelling range with the little fuckers....makes my blood boil  |
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"Decomposing rat "
Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ......
I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat.
It's like nothing else isn't it ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no "
I quite like the smell of , but don’t smoke it.
Worst I’ve ever known was a bag of decomposing rabbits a ball I was playing with years ago ended up accidentally landing in. Still freaks me out thinking about it. |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Decomposing human. Seriously, it's vile.
Gbat
I have to agree, especially when they've been in a closed flat for 2 weeks during summer. That shit sticks to you like glue!!!"
A body that had been semi submerged in open water for about five days. I had to get up close and personal to him.
I can actually pseudo smell it now, just thinking about it!
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"Decomposing rat
Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ......
I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat.
It's like nothing else isn't it ?
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Dead possum in the ceiling, first the rank smell then the blowflies.
Enjoy your dinner everyone |
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The sewer pipe to our house was blocked for about two weeks, and every day when the toilets were flushed, I had to open up the drain-cover and manually unblock it to temporarily get the shit moving. This was during both lockdown and a blisteringly hot Summer, the combination of elements meant it was the absolute worst smell I have ever experienced.
It was only when a neighbour saw me out there and loaned me his drain rods that it was finally sorted - no job for a sane woman, but needs must.
I've been around dead animals and corpses, but Jesus H. Christ, this one topped the lot. |
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"Decomposing rat
Couple of months ago in the heat...... each time I walked across a car park and got to a certain area the stench almost knocked me out. Absolutely indescribable...... palable ..... like something spawned from hell ......
I thought........ Ahhhhhhhh dead rat.
It's like nothing else isn't it ?
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Indeed it is. I'll never forget the time a rat crawled under my parents fridge and died. It took us months to track it down. Oh how we laughed  ... |
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Please say if I'm being too open here ,if so I apologize in advance!!
Was a long time ago now but the rotting body of my farther when I found him dead after 4 days of a very hot summer!!! At home in his living room! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no
Agree 100%.
I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of shit makes me physically sick. "
How do you know when you go on the toilets ? One bucket for your ass and one for your mouth ? |
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no
Agree 100%.
I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of that shit makes me physically sick. "
I used to think Aramis after shave was deadly similar! |
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"Cant stand the smell of w e e d. How people can smoke it i do not no
Agree 100%.
I have a pretty iron stomach but the smell of shit makes me physically sick.
How do you know when you go on the toilets ? One bucket for your ass and one for your mouth ? "
Should have said smell of that shit. |
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"Hydrogen Sulphide.
It’s what gives rotten eggs their bad smell, but my job involves large quantities of it and it’s highly toxic… so if I smell it, recoiling (or just plain getting the hell away) could save my life"
Aye, it's when you don't |
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