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Fighting Zombie with the last thing you ate.

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple  over a year ago

midlands

Mine would be a Greggs Sausage roll.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A banana

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By *pslad99Man  over a year ago

colchester

Burger

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By *mma29Couple  over a year ago

wirral

Special K cereal...I'm as good as dead

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple  over a year ago

midlands


"Special K cereal...I'm as good as dead "

Lol

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Chicken fillet

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

Packet of roast beef Monster Munch. I am truly invincible!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Special K cereal...I'm as good as dead "

Not a cereal killer then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A banana

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple  over a year ago

midlands


"A banana "

Use the banana skin and hope it slips on it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Celebration sized Snickers...

Let's hope they have a nut allergy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A Celebration sized Snickers...

Let's hope they have a nut allergy "

It's okay, I just necked the Galaxy. I'm good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A banana

Use the banana skin and hope it slips on it. Lol"

Haha that’s a good idea

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

A Time Out... My plan relies on Zombies still being able to read; if they can, I'd hold up the wrapper, hopefully, they'll read the name and oblige by giving me 10 minutes to scarper, if not, I'm doomed.

Yes, I know, not a strategy for fighting Zombies but I'm a lover not a fighter.

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By *mma29Couple  over a year ago

wirral


"Special K cereal...I'm as good as dead

Not a cereal killer then "

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By *VHeather_RTV/TS  over a year ago

Hemel

Chicken Madras with Rice! Burn baby burn

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Crustless quiche

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tiger bread french stick we bought yesterday so we're all good. Was a bit crispy

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS  over a year ago

Bodmin

Pork scratching

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By *orphia2003Woman  over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Tuna mayo sandwich

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had a yogurt…..about as much use against a ravenous zombie as a fart is in a storm.

Oh well….undead here I come I guess….

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By *asycouple1971 OP   Couple  over a year ago

midlands


"I had a yogurt…..about as much use against a ravenous zombie as a fart is in a storm.

Oh well….undead here I come I guess…."

Lets hope the Zombie is lactose intolerant

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Chocolate croissant

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By *revaunanceCouple  over a year ago

Exeter

I'm not going to do to well with a Bombay bad boy Pot Noodle!!!

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By *olarMan  over a year ago

woking

Me neither with a cheese and tomato sandwich !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to do to well with a Bombay bad boy Pot Noodle!!!"
Hold back on the satchel, Go for their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm not going to do to well with a Bombay bad boy Pot Noodle!!! Hold back on the satchel, Go for their eyes "
satchet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mashed potato

*insert joke about monster mash*

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Toasted fruit loaf with dribbling butter.

I don't think I could load the toaster fast enough.... Unless, they were walking really, really slowly.

Then, I'd have the toast stacked up & buttered & I'd be throwing them like a death star Shuriken. They might slip on the butter. I could also throw the knife & smear butter on the floor.

Fuck, that seems a lot for just 1 zombie? Uh?

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By *o scandalousWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

An ice lolly. I’m doomed!

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough


"Mine would be a Greggs Sausage roll."

It won't work: as Greggs no longer serve salt sachets. They think they're the health police.

I swear some of them don't even know what salt is...

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

toast with peanut butter

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

“A bag” (pffft 4 crisps) of McCoys steak

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By *appytrailmanMan  over a year ago

Manchester

A kinder Bueno....I could throw one bar at them and run the other way whilst eating the other bar?

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple  over a year ago

Epsom

Crackers

Sharp edges. Especially if I leave one out overnight. Sorted!

Bx

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A yellow midget gem. Maybe I could throw it and aim for the eyes

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

A limp sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pussy

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

A Big Mac

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Monkey brains

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Apple...take that you pesky zombies...hope the pips get you!

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs


"Monkey brains"

I skipped on that and had a simple soup

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Apple...take that you pesky zombies...hope the pips get you!"

Apple's only keep doctor zombies away

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Apple and cream pastry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bowl of cocopops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Spanish omelette... I'm screwed lol

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

An extra strong mint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Chickpea curry, which as nice as it was would be near useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fighting Zombies with Jaffa cakes ..only one winner there..unless they're hungry and like Jaffa's

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By *eavy-Metal-CoupleCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

Chicken and Bacon Pasty. Maybe throw it and cause a distraction so I can run.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sweet and sour chicken with rice!

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