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Who do you want to hump?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Happy hump day to all those, like me, that are celebrating!
Please tell me who in the thread, on the site or in the entire multiverse that you would like to hump today! 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"#theyknow 
I need to find someone who’s name starts with an E, as I already have an A R and S ….
Will Esteban do 
It depends, what position does he play?"
He plays at the back |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to hump Anna Friel. Anna, if you're on here...
I hear it.
In goal she was doing it for me
She's a keeper."
Not to Santiago.
I see what you did there though.
Just Pete?
More like Just Peter Schmeichel |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"#theyknow
I need to find someone who’s name starts with an E, as I already have an A R and S ….
Will Esteban do
It depends, what position does he play?
He plays at the back "
Always need a solid partner for those Eiffel tower moments (and to do the humping and dumping)!
Send him my way! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I name someone that left? 
Others,
Lacyred. She’s not around anymore, sadly. M2D2 (I make this name up, but she might know
Duchess - I’m too short so I’m safe naming her. 
And there’s an awkward peach on here somewhere …
That’s 5 of us right? Sounds hot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I name someone that left?
Others,
Lacyred. She’s not around anymore, sadly. M2D2 (I make this name up, but she might know
Duchess - I’m too short so I’m safe naming her.
And there’s an awkward peach on here somewhere …
That’s 5 of us right? Sounds hot. "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll spare you ladies all the embarrassment, I know, I know.
No need to feel awkward, nor dispelling my delusions. I'm in a rather happy place, of blissful ignorance.
Anyway, I want to hump my plump yeastie boy that's rising in the fridge.
Cannot wait for pizza time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I name someone that left?
Others,
Lacyred. She’s not around anymore, sadly. M2D2 (I make this name up, but she might know
Duchess - I’m too short so I’m safe naming her.
And there’s an awkward peach on here somewhere …
That’s 5 of us right? Sounds hot.
Lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to hump a wooden chair so i can ket a sexy scar on my winky from a big splinter
#chicksdigscars
Every scar tells a story  "
and they love a good story |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine 
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear "
Duchess and Meli 
I’d need to be a few inches taller as well as a few miles closer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear
Duchess and Meli
I’d need to be a few inches taller as well as a few miles closer "
I'm sure you make up for those inches in other places you stud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear
Duchess and Meli
I’d need to be a few inches taller as well as a few miles closer "
And a few years older in my case, I’ll be living in London for a bit soon so the distance isn’t so much of an issue lol! |
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"Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear "
I think I drowned it more than broke it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"(Insert your name here) you know I only have eyes for you. I'm here for quality and not quality and such.....
#theyknowwhotheyare"
I said quality twice..... I need someone to quality approve my fucking posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear "
If/ when we open for single guys u would be on the list   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sparkle194 seems fun, although I hope she doesn't break anything of mine
DuchessB if I was a decade older and a few miles closer and it would otherwise be perfect!
Blue_eyes2021 if they were looking for single guys.
Meli if I was fully capable of intellectually engaging her.
And others I'll mention as and if they appear
If/ when we open for single guys u would be on the list "
I'll definitely hold you to that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yo, sorry but if you man don’t name someone then for unrelated reasons my blocklist will grow.
Some dude called Esteban "
Tell me more about him please |
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"Yo, sorry but if you man don’t name someone then for unrelated reasons my blocklist will grow.
Some dude called Esteban
Tell me more about him please "
Esteban is a jolly lovely chap. Some might describe him as "peng"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yo, sorry but if you man don’t name someone then for unrelated reasons my blocklist will grow.
Some dude called Esteban
Tell me more about him please
Esteban is a jolly lovely chap. Some might describe him as "peng" "
Ooooo the way you describe him, he’s a lucky lad. I hope he knows you want to sit on his pickle. |
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"Yo, sorry but if you man don’t name someone then for unrelated reasons my blocklist will grow.
Some dude called Esteban
Tell me more about him please
Esteban is a jolly lovely chap. Some might describe him as "peng"
Ooooo the way you describe him, he’s a lucky lad. I hope he knows you want to sit on his pickle. "
I hope his pickle isn't too tart |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump
My lovely lady lumps"
I think you’re peng Frida
Is that a complement? Off to Google to find out "
It is. |
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"I hump a small bolster cushion when I’m masturbating. Does that count humping myself or a cushion?
Are you a character from Big Mouth?"
Might as well be. 98.76% hormones dear steve. Like a bunny on heat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hump a small bolster cushion when I’m masturbating. Does that count humping myself or a cushion?
Are you a character from Big Mouth?
Might as well be. 98.76% hormones dear steve. Like a bunny on heat "
I’ve been looking for my off switch all day
I guess Big Mouth was it.
Thanks, Jamie  |
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She is so going to get it 
