Good folks of FAB; A sense of fashion/style is of course subjective and no one should be criticised for expressing their individuality.
….but fuck’eth all that shit for now because I want you all to list that which you consider to be the very worst trends/items of fashion ever created.
Yay verily, crimes such as the dreaded Shell Suit (not only shit to behold but additionally fucking dangerous to wear anywhere near a naked flame!!!) and another one of my personal least faves - those fucking bucket hats frequently worn by ravers in the nineties. Every time I see one (and they are still around) I just can’t but help visualise some swaggering bellend with a bottle of cheap beer in hand, shouting ‘Living it large!’ or some such similar cuntery.
Anyway, over to you good people  |
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"Good folks of FAB; A sense of fashion/style is of course subjective and no one should be criticised for expressing their individuality.
….but fuck’eth all that shit for now because I want you all to list that which you consider to be the very worst trends/items of fashion ever created.
Yay verily, crimes such as the dreaded Shell Suit (not only shit to behold but additionally fucking dangerous to wear anywhere near a naked flame!!!) and another one of my personal least faves - those fucking bucket hats frequently worn by ravers in the nineties. Every time I see one (and they are still around) I just can’t but help visualise some swaggering bellend with a bottle of cheap beer in hand, shouting ‘Living it large!’ or some such similar cuntery.
Anyway, over to you good people "
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many  .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine  "
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked   |
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I think Rossi and Norris get a pass on the bucket hats, Bottas was sporting a lovely one from a bike race not long ago too.
But yeah, does stir an image otherwise.
Hmmmmm, this may come as a shock but there's so much I dislike, its hard to know where to start or stop.
Ludicrously expensive yet poorly tailored clothes, the definition of knowing the cost but not the value. Fit is king. Fix it.
That and bad contouring, if you look like a topographical map and cannot blend, do not play. |
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"Good folks of FAB; A sense of fashion/style is of course subjective and no one should be criticised for expressing their individuality.
….but fuck’eth all that shit for now because I want you all to list that which you consider to be the very worst trends/items of fashion ever created.
Yay verily, crimes such as the dreaded Shell Suit (not only shit to behold but additionally fucking dangerous to wear anywhere near a naked flame!!!) and another one of my personal least faves - those fucking bucket hats frequently worn by ravers in the nineties. Every time I see one (and they are still around) I just can’t but help visualise some swaggering bellend with a bottle of cheap beer in hand, shouting ‘Living it large!’ or some such similar cuntery.
Anyway, over to you good people
*Hides bucket hat. "
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"It's a little known fact that if a driver comes close to running a T girl over who is crossing a road, that they then suffer 10 years bad fashion choices  "
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Actually, as much as I love the eighties, there were some undeniably fucking awful fashions from the era, from shoulder pads that would make any self respecting American footballer blush with envy to those awful neon coloured ankle socks.
And who can forget that most inglorious 1980’s combo of coloured blazer (with sleeves rolled up as was seemingly obligatory) paired with jeans and white trainers as seen in pretty much every eighties film from the time? |
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked "
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
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Great Scott! |
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
Great Scott! "
Quite! There's photographic evidence |
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
Great Scott!
Quite! There's photographic evidence "
*checks profile gallery.....
Winston |
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
Great Scott!
Quite! There's photographic evidence "
I looked..that looked nice tbh  |
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
Great Scott!
Quite! There's photographic evidence
*checks profile gallery.....
Winston "
Oh lord this was over thirty years ago. I wore it to someone's wedding. It was not a good look |
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"I thought this might be to list our own fashion faux pas, of which I have made many .
Just don't pull you trousers up to far or tuck your shirt in too tight and it'll be fine
Ooo please do tell your fashion faux pas (is that a plural term as well?) - my curiosity (ok, my incorrigible nosiness then) is now peeked
Orange satin shirt dress with black lace gloves
Great Scott!
Quite! There's photographic evidence
*checks profile gallery.....
Winston
Oh lord this was over thirty years ago. I wore it to someone's wedding. It was not a good look "
It was just an excuse to look at your pics.
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There's picture evidence of me wearing florescent cycling shorts and tie-dye t-shirts along with flip flops. But as I was quite young I blame my mother. Pretty sure that's the era of bumbags as well. I think mine was pink |
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The resulting look would surely resemble a demented court jester 
. Instant attraction killer. 