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Would you fuck a 99 year old?
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over a year ago
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I love you 99 years old ladies x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you still ejaculate at 99? Is it just dust or crumbly bits or? "
I don't want my fanny to dry up.
Does it actually dry up? I'm panicking now. I'm gonna lose me job.
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Not at the moment but I will be getting older, so may indeed do so. And may be asking this question to ask, in my upcoming meets post. I could even start taking provisional bookings now - why not!  |
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You know when you find an old book in the library, open up the pages, wafts of must and wisdom perforating your nasal canals, you blow the dust from it's page's, causing the air to sparkle in the sunlight, breaking through the glass of the windows.
It's that. But creakier. |
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"At what age do men stop ejaculating?
75-85 years
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Google never lies. "
In theory, men never stop producing sperm (unless you castrate them). The volume of ejaculate will more than likely decrease but it shouldn't stop altogether. |
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"I would respectfully have to say no.
But here’s a question. is there any 99-year-olds around on here? "
Just done a search.
There's one, but it's probably a parody account |
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"I would respectfully have to say no.
But here’s a question. is there any 99-year-olds around on here? "
Some people say they are 99 to avoid getting messages. Good question though, I wonder if their profile explodes when they hit 100. |
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"At what age do men stop ejaculating?
75-85 years
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Google never lies.
Another good reason for fucking the 99 year old 
I will give it a bash! "
Don't! You'll kill him  |
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I have 98-99 year olds on my profile age preferences. I MAY be telling porkies to keep the unwanted dick pics to a minimum, or I maybe telling the truth! Who knows? |
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"I have 98-99 year olds on my profile age preferences. I MAY be telling porkies to keep the unwanted dick pics to a minimum, or I maybe telling the truth! Who knows?"
Well if I was 99 or 98. I would say hello  |
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Yes - it's a lot less likely that I and a 99 year old would have enough about each other that we would both want to fuck each other than with a person closer to my age but it seems irrational to use numbers to decide who is or isn't attractive.
I disagree with the widely held view on here that having an age range of 18 - 99 means a lack of standards. It simply means that age isn't one of your criteria for finding people attractive. It amuses me how people will get slated for not having age preferences despite age being something no one can control at all yet anyone who dares to suggest a weight preference will very quickly be torn a new orifice 
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My answer is no 
