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I just sniffed up a fairy

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You know them little dandilion seed thingies that float does that mean it will grow inside me making me wee the bed forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has anyone eaten an apple and grown a treebelly?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I ate corn on the cob but it was all good; as if by miracle, it came out the other end looking exactly the same.

….So I ate it again.

In fact, in the name of science I’ve now recycled it seven times and counting in said manner in this fascinating, ongoing experiment….

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Will it pop out of you Alien style?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ate a watermelon seed which then fully grew. That's how it got inside me, I swear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ate a watermelon seed which then fully grew. That's how it got inside me, I swear!

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i bet f&b loves you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

520 friendly?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I swallowed bubble gum as a child and it's still all twisted round my organs... apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've killed Tinkerbell.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Has anyone eaten an apple and grown a treebelly?"

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When I was young and not-so-brave I swallowed two testicles and grew a 'pear'.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I ate corn on the cob but it was all good; as if by miracle, it came out the other end looking exactly the same.

….So I ate it again.

In fact, in the name of science I’ve now recycled it seven times and counting in said manner in this fascinating, ongoing experiment….

This also happens with baked beans

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You've killed Tinkerbell. "
its her fault i saw her flying she was clearly pissed up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has anyone eaten an apple and grown a treebelly?

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When I was young and not-so-brave I swallowed two testicles and grew a 'pear'."

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By *arcosaMan over a year ago

London

I once swallowed a fly.

I don't know why I swallowed a fly.

Perhaps I'll die.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once swallowed a fly.

I don't know why I swallowed a fly.

Perhaps I'll die.

"
try a spider that could help

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